Markiplier

MARK ON SUICIDE WATCH

youtube.com/watch?v=fd-VFBOOL5c

I wish I had that voice

WMAF is a genetic lottery, and Mark is a real winner

Sick video games thread.

>I can't help but feel that I've lost something on the way towards success.
It's called integrity and self-respect. You make silly faces and voices for money. Jangling keys in the face of a baby and making goo goo noises is the equivalent of Markiplier's "job" for teenagers.

me too man

I do have a deep voice but I can't articulate like that; it doesn't come as clean

Maybe with practice

>#2 on Trending

markplier is going to take the red pill after this one. it's his only hope for his sanity, just like pewdiepie

This guy knows what's up.

What is he bitching about now?

literally who?

He's already done this like 3 times. Also not videogames

Something about having too much money and early retirement.

At least Gorillaz is number 1

There is some hope in man yet

It's honestly a lot about the practice. I'm almost positive I remember hearing Mark took speech therapy years ago, which is pretty obvious if you look at his earliest videos and you can hear that thick, nerdy lisp he has.

>Sitting on camera crying to millions of viewers for clicks.
Its nice to see men becoming women so easily.

Acting like a drooling retard to please teenagers sound like hell

Someone give me a quick rundown. i ain't listening to this handsome cunt cry for 14 minutes

Nothing but click bait. He's play an act, just like Pewdiepie.

More clicks = More $$$

>doesn't know what Gorillaz said months ago...

>WAA WAA i have so much money now ;_;

are these ecelebs for real?

Pewdiepie became red pilled tho
Now hes an agent of red pilling

which gorillaz song is it

Markiplier is gay, right?

Move on.

>14mins

can anybody give me a run down so I dont waste my time

Auto-tune feat. cringe comments

>makes literal millions just playing video games
>is unconditionally loved and respected by almost 18 million people
>lives in a big fancy house in a gated community on the rich side of LA
>will never want for anything a single day in his life
>thinks he has the right to complain about ANYTHING

Yeah nah cunt

Saturn Barz

>Being really rich and popular and handsome with a deep voice is super hard
>Playing video games for a living every day isn't as awesome as you think it is, really, honestly
>I just want to please all of my fans and make them happy :'(

Oh big time. He loves dicks, user. Loves 'em.

>Saturn Barz

But that is the worst one, Ascension and andromeda are the best one

Nigga is aging real quick

he sucks wade's dick

eh. never mind then

He has turned his hobby into his job, and that's not good. He's doing more than just playing game. He needs to do a lot of video editing, write scripts, play an act, talk nonstop. He's doing more than just play games.

Gorillaz is shit though. Demon Days was their peak and everything since has been phoned in as fuck.

>all those people play video games for a living
>somehow that's not video game related

another literally who e-celeb thread?

Saturn is Half shit
The jamaican flying pizza nigger singing part is bad
The later half when he finally shuts it is great

>almost 17m subs
>literally who

>WAAAAAAAAH I'M SO SUCCESSFUL
Shut up you stupid faggot
I see this chink crying every god damn week about some stupid shit. He's living the fucking dream.

tell me, i dont know

wait a minute when did that cartoon loli stop being a loli what the fuck is this

and? He has a better job than 99% of the population. he can't say shit about his life being hard.

>I got too much money now
>I dont feel like I deserve it
>I have to turn down all the movie / tv / book deals etc
>I feel overwhelped


Why doent he just stop if he is depressed about being famous? I get it being famous is overwhelming sometimes but that dude got the money to live a carefree life pretty much the rest of his life.

Wow, what an eternal hell that must be. The backbreaking, soul-sucking labor he must have endured. That man is a shining beacon of human perseverance. I can't imagine anyone in the world feeling the way he does.

Who cares?
Shes hot now

>He has turned his hobby into his job

This. Most of these big YouTube stars really think they hit it big doing something they "love" when in the end it turns the thing you love most into something you dread doing every single day to make a living.

I'd rather be a wageslave with a little less time for things I enjoy then watch one of my only hobbies slowly become something I despise with every passing day. Now if I didn't have to actually work for a living and just sit around all day with little to no worries about paying bills, saving for retirement, etc. then fuck work.

Is pandering to the alt right the newest click bait?

>not loli
>hot

pleb taste detected

Did you not notice how her character got older with every album?

>Still being bitter over Halleluja Money
Music is a means of expression and they have every right to write what they want in their music

I think he's going through what a lot of people like him do. He's pretty close to 30 and his only claim to fame is entertaining children. The same thing happened to Steve from Blue's Clues. He wanted to do something else with his life and didn't want to spend what little was left of his youth appealing to little kids.

Steve went on to do a couple of mediocre indie rock albums. He didn't totally break from being "Steve from Blue's Clues," but it was something.

Gorillaz is shit and always has been.

>it's a gaming e-celeb "real talk" episode

what is that retard even trying to say?

>Not following the lore
Nigga please

I did not.

>le atheist magic man

Into the trash it goes

good

and he's crying on camera to try to make people feel bad for him. what a POS faggot

Pfft, feel bad for his parents. One kid is a Youtube crybaby and the other has been dedicated to being a furfag for more than a decade.

It's a bunch of music, what lore can there be?

>make a living
he is a millionaire, he does not need to work to make a living. He works because he wants stupid useless shit to fill his mansion with.

>I'd rather be a wageslave with a little less time for things I enjoy then watch one of my only hobbies slowly become something I despise with every passing day.

then it's not something you truly enjoy. if you enjoy doing it, it's not work. i don't feel any sympathy for a multi millionaire making vidyas, playing vidya. pewdiepie made a similar video about getting tired of vidya. so he did other things. people still watch.

>I was going to be an engineer but landed up being a clown on the internet.
>I'm such an underdog.
>I don't deserve my success.
>I'm ducking deals with big corporations.
>Saw the furry fanart version of myself on Deviant Art NOT drawn by my fucktard furry brother.
>Boo-hoo!
>WAAAH!

wtf I love Markiplier now.

The point of a hobby is to be fun and relaxing. It's not a hobby if you feel you must do your hobby up to 12 hours per day, forcing yourself to do it because you need to record yourself while doing it and be funny at the same time.

I play games about 2-3 hours per day. I would get fucking burned out if I had to play 8 hours per day.

Never been able to watch more than 60 seconds of one of his videos. He always sounds fake and over the top and I just can't stand the insincerity he seems to radiate with every single movement and word spoken. It's like he really doesn't enjoy what he's doing but he's been perfectly conditioned to do it.

why would he post this to the internet, oh wait for free money. super sad eh

What does every rich person need a mansion? I only can imagine it would get somewhat lonely if you only live by yourself.

What stopping him from leaving youtube and just enjoying life? He got all the shit he needs, he can travel the world and visit his friends etc, he can live in a god damn mansion until he dies since he can afford it. Yet he still cries abouut it, while I work my ass off 8-9 hours a day in order to survive.

Did he say all that? Sounds fake, forced and scripted.

It's all just bait.

ego boosting.

Daily reminder he did the same thing when his friend killed himself

You'd think he'd pull ads for such a topic

He does this like every six months, he gets all sad about pretending to be a screaming retard for the entertainment of children, tries to improve his content for three weeks and goes back to the same old thing because he loses subscribers.