ITT: Quotes that make no sense

>"NERF THIS"

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Why even wear a gstring at that point.

Now show her busted face

>nigger "dancing"

>not having a fetish for butterfaces with fat asses

Ah, a fellow connisseur. The thinking mans fetish. Or the "kino" fetish as I have recently come to call it.

How many times have you posted this sentence? This is my exact fetish, and I'd hate it if only you share it with me.

But it does. She's a vidya player.

You just wanted to have a porn thread.

But that's clearly a whitey dancing

Having that much ass and being that stiff and unattractive with it should be a crime.

that would be a thong my man

post some examples famalam

Why would she want her own ultimate ability nerfed?

>user can't understand sarcasm

Post the video you know which one. This thread will 404 anyways in a minute or so.

DVa is a starcraft player, she's therefore obsessed with balance. She thinks her own ult is OP I suppose, even though it's one of the worst in the game

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What are you talking about?

Because its taunting the enemy. She doesn't exist in a vidya as well, so her enemies know full-well she can't be nerfed.

The only way to IRL counter her is to buff yourself with defences, and everyone knows thats the best way to balance stuff. Nerfing others to level a playing field is forever dumb.

tl;dr its actually a nice metajoke

She was a professional starcraft player, good enough to be chosen to pilot a mech. Surely she knows how shit her ultimate is compared to everyone else.

I just want to spank and dry hump big fat asses, desu.

post the webm with the brap edit.

You can't post audio webms here

DVa knows that Blizzard never does what everyone else wants them to. If everyone says to nerf something blatantly OP, they'll nerf a completely different thing for no reason. She knows that asking for a nerf is the safest way to prevent one.

why? Sup Forums has no audio webms

you can embed them.

>It's another fun posting thread

The nerf this video.
Hello new Friend

>doing this in public

Why do cosplayers pretend they aren't dressing like complete whores for attention when it's clearly what they are doing?

youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

They arent pretending as far as I know

Are you talking about OP's picture?
You should just stop at OP's picture, her face is a real disappointment.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH10efX7Png

It begins

>implying
Literally describes my girlfriend perfectly.

Its not here though

Is this the epitome of brapkino?

Just post it, I can't fap to someone without a face

>not even a goodlooking fat ass
disgusting

This he means this.

youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE

>kino
the fuck is that

You cant seriously be that picky? I'd feast on that ass

Its not sarcasm, its taunting.

You'd would eat a fat manass as well, if you want to eat that

Man, I use to know this girl. She use to shit post on Sup Forums like 7-8 years ago and was kind of cute.

Then she vanished for years and came back as one of the most disgusting, depraved camwhores you've ever seen. Like fisting herself is some of the least depraved shit she'lll do.

Funny how people change.

Yup. That's it.

why do people still post this fat cow

Shes a mom now

You'll fall in line with our memes or we'll destroy your pitiful board.

Thats low energy banter m8

There's plenty of nice pics of her butthole.

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dumb pleb

ops girl isnt

I think people are getting her confused. There are two D.Va cosplayers with a considerably sized ass. One is Chelhellbunny and the other is this long nose butterface looking bitch that OP posted

Unless the latter actually posted butthole pics

Nudes of this bitch?

youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE


AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGH YEEEEEAAAAAH FOLKS

This is a videogame thread.

That's interesting.

Any spicy salsa for that?

Chel is objectively disgusting and a shit-tier cosplayer but I still want to fuck her. Mixed opinions

shitty Sup Forumsddit meme

So your rank fucking pussy doesn't leak all over your bodysuit and make it smell like a polluted river.

>kino
a gum obtained from certain tropical trees by tapping, used locally as an astringent in medicine and in tanning.

Eh, shes not all that appealing, especially her face. you could probably fap to better

"[word] THIS!" is like a super fucking common taunt, you autist.

Like:

"I'm going to eat your pudding!"
"EAT THIS!", accompanied with some kind of physical gag like a punch to the face or a tackle or something.

Well I've avoided actually fapping to her so I'm not too far-gone.

I'd hit it. Pretty nice body and she seems like she'd be up for all sorts of weird stuff.

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How would you correctly translate a line like "Nerf this", where it barely makes sense in english even if you you know the slang and context

Try to impede my actions/physical attributes

>mfw the girl in this apparently got really mad someone did this edit

"Suck on this, fagmunch"

I believe you but do you have a source on that?

probably on their tumblr or some shit. I remember them getting mad too, shit was funny.

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"This ability is much too powerful, and invite you to try and lessen its effects. I am of course being facecious, since you are unable to complete said action within the time limit imposed on you by this incoming mechanical suit that is about to detonate in your vicinity. Best of luck to you."

she looks disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=87FIJIrCdi8

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>still haven't found the original

Has it been explained to you enough yet my dude?
It's a great line

That quote makes sense cause in the beta she was really strong. When Overwatch was released she got nerfed.

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Why are women so vile?

94.197.121.217

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H-HOW DID YOU GET MY IP

It sounds like Donald Duck vomiting

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Just use urban dictionary since these fags feel more important by not "spoonfeeding" people that dont spend all of their time on the internet

nice two zero zero suit samus costume

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So who is this?

She didn't you tripcbro

Because she is a gamer she is making a joke that her ult is so strong that it should be nerf. It's just a bad joke.

THE CROSSBOW NERF NEEDED TO HAPPEN