This is why I'm not buying a Switch

This is why I'm not buying a Switch

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this is not why i'm buying a switch

>those toppings
japan was a mistake

That's just a case of them shopping an inaccurate screenshot on, they had local multiplayer at an event and each switch had its own view.

>greasy food right next to your hardware

pass the controller, bro

At least they have a piss jug handy, give them some credit

>olives
>tomatoes
???

>not buying the switch because some ad made a printing mistake

I'm not buying a Switch because it is literally less functional than the Gamepad was.
Because the controller sucks. And they really should have a bundle without the gimmicky screen
Also because I'm an adult and don't need a babysit tool for on the go. I've got a big enough screen to just play my damn games on. Why would I justify spending that much money on a screen I will never use? On a shitty controller that has such a tiny dpad my manlet fingers cant operate it properly.

Also, why aren't they just sitting around a giant TV? Those screens are smaller than the TV combined.

>not eating pizza with your plastic fork while drinking non-alcoholic produce

prove it

Full fucking potato. This console is going to be even more of an abject failure than the Wii U, I'm calling it now.

There's two forks but four people.

yeah who the fuck puts olives or shrimp on pizza

That's the shit jug.

Idk about shrimp, but black olives is a very common topping moron.

Olives are fucking nasty and people only get them on pizza to pretend they're "grown up" and have sophisticated tastes. Olives and mushrooms on pizza taste like ass.

Why would you post misinformation on the internet?

So are prawns, really. They're more or less on any seafood pizza.

This is a marketing person fuck up with photoshop.

>Up to four friends can play on a single Nintendo Switch console in TV mode, or in tabletop mode by using the stand at the back of the console and placing it on a flat surface

>Online multiplayer makes a return, allowing for up to two local racers to get involved in 12-player races with others around the world*

>Through Wireless Play, multiple Nintendo Switch consoles can be connected to each other, allowing up to eight people to play together in the same room

>Up to 12 consoles in TV mode can be connected via LAN Play**, with one or two players per connected Nintendo Switch***

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>my manchild opinions are fact!
I think I smell your tendies burning.

Either stop formatting your posts like a fucking moron or piss off back to Re ddit.

I've liked olives on pizza since I was a child because I just think they taste good. Faggot.

>le reddit spacing meme
Quick way to spot a newfag: He falls for that bait.

It was obviously done like this to drive home the point that they were playing together and not just all playing mario kart in the vicinity of each other. Obviously we would've known it was implying they were playing together but when you're trying to market to somebody's non-video game playing parents you probably have to be overt with everything.

>tabletop mode by using the stand at the back of the console
The stand that you can't use while charging because the charging port is at the bottom of the screen where it should sit on the table.
>Having to 3D print an special stand because Nintendo fucked up again
I love Nintendo, but what the fuck were they thinking

Still haven't seen a video proving your point. Show me the video.

>I'm a picky eater with shit taste so everyone should be one
Even the "pretend they're "grown up"" make you sound like a kid

>being this much of a console warring faggot

That shrimp is almost as big as the pizza it's on. What the fuck were they thinking?

My guess is they couldn't find a design to get the air vent on the top as well as the charging port. This is also why I think they went with only one stand, because they can't make a cut into the case over there due to space issues.

The slab of roast beef or whatever the fuck is bigger than the slice. Dumb fucking Japs think pizzas are supposed to be overflowing with random toppings

You can buy an official Nintendo stand which fixes this issue

If that is the case why is there no option to flip the screen orientation so that if I want to play with my 6 other friends but my shit is dying I can still charge it while playing?

That crust looks good but the rest looks like shit.
I don't think i've ever had a bad thing to say about pizza until today.

Google Japanese pizza

Let me crack a bear first

Because the air vent would be blocked. Also there's no way in hell the thing would be stable holding the cord out the top of it.

>medium pizza is 20 bucks

Jesus Christ the horror

Here's a video of some youtube faggot playing battle mode against other people at the event.
youtube.com/watch?v=0XMpHv5SHpc

>2300円

sixteen player nigga

Stop posting.

Yes, that will only be an extra $50

Nigger a pizza is just an open faced sandwich, it has no rules other than the dough.

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Get the fuck out of my kitchen

Probably includes tip idiot

>My guess is they couldn't find a design
Phones did it. Lets not pretend Nintendo didn't deliberately cut costs by making it this way

This board is 18+ user

Sup Forums UTTERLY BTFO as usual. How will Sup Forums ever recover?

same reason as
>making them dress up as females
>none of the food is actually eaten
>pizza with a fork
>switch reflections dont even match their positions

Tried pineapple pizza for the first time yesterday. It's not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Apologize, black olives are a fucking godly treat.

desu all of those points are wrong.

>12.99 is now 50
UWotM8?

Prove a single one of them wrong and you'd have what we call a discussion.
But I know you can't prove any of them wrong, let alone all of them. Because they aren't wrong.

>my manlet fingers
found the problem
when will they learn?

Having manlet fingers doesn't mean I'm a manlet. I could've called them baby hands or effeminate and it wouldn't have made me a baby or effeminate either you dolt.

Mushrooms are a god tier topping. You have the palate of a child.

>16 player mario kart
what i always wanted

>mushrooms on pizza taste bad
>having taste this shit

I'm just memeing, I have pretty small hands too.

>Because the controller sucks.
That's wrong, I actually discovered to my surprised that playing with the Joycons separated is comfy as fuck, so I'm never gonna use the controler-hub thingy.

>And they really should have a bundle without the gimmicky screen
That's literally the point of the console you dumb cunt.

>Also because I'm an adult and don't need a babysit tool for on the go. I've got a big enough screen to just play my damn games on.
I don't even understand what point you're making here. You can play on a big screen just like any other console, but you also have the option to take it with you for long commutes/playing in bed/whatever.

>Why would I justify spending that much money on a screen I will never use?
If you don't like the main point of the console, then it just isn't for you. Doesn't make it bad.

>On a shitty controller that has such a tiny dpad my manlet fingers cant operate it properly.
Sounds like the problem is lies with your hands. Should have eaten more soup.

BTFO. Waiting for his response but he probably won't.

Welp. I feel stupid now. I take back what I said, but still, fuck Nintendo.

Please neck yourself kid

Mushrooms are godly

Olives are great too, they do taste a bit off when canned but they're still good.

Nothing quite like real freshly pickled olives

Seriously kill yourself, console warrior.

Silly user

>they don't suck because I find them comfy
Literally lacks functionality other controllers provide. So yes, it does suck. Also they're wireless they're by design awful. Fucking hell.

>that's the point of the console you dumb cunt
What's the point of the second screen if it doesn't function as one? You literally cannot refute me. It's a shitty 720p IPS screen at that. Why would I hinder my gaming experience by adding another layer of degradation?

>you can play on the big screen
Which is why I don't need the small screen, I'm a fucking adult.
>you can take it with you omguhg
Literally no reason to do so, if I need to go somewhere I don't need video games, I'm not a child. I don't need a babysit tool. The second screen is literally worthless for any functional adult.

>main point of the console
The main point is to get money/profit. Of any console. This point is retarded and wrong.

>the problem lies in your hands
So bigger hands is going to make the tiny dpad more operatable? You've got issues.

Yurops, everyone.

What do you want me to say? I only asked for proof. Nothing has been BTFO you shit. You want me to make a useless reply saying thank you for taking three posts to actually provide evidence? Gaming on Switch is still retarded and you will never find a situation like OPs picture.

Are you telling me you don't eat ass, user?

Not the guy you´re arguing with but you do realize this thing is made mostly for kids right?

Yuropoors, especially eastern and southern yuropoors, are all about olives nigger what are you trippin on?

Or you could have looked into it yourself before looking stupid. You and OP are both humongous fags.

Why don't you just hold it in your hand and play it?

>Literally lacks functionality other controllers provide.
Such as?

>Also they're wireless they're by design awful. Fucking hell.
In what way? If you tell me latency I'll come through the screen to smack you in the face.

>Which is why I don't need the small screen, I'm a fucking adult.
>I don't need the handheld part of the console so it's shit.
Your own personal use case isn't representative of everyone's. Fuck off.

>The main point is to get money/profit. Of any console. This point is retarded and wrong.
Now you're just being autistic for the sake of it.

>So bigger hands is going to make the tiny dpad more operatable? You've got issues.
I haven't had any trouble with the dpad. I don't really like that it's 4 separate buttons instead of a traditional dpad but that has hardly been an issue so far.

Ok, I'll just hold it in my hands while I also hold the joycons in my hands retard

This gave me a good laugh, thanks man

Yeah, i remember being 12 years old and hating Mushrooms/Olives also. They're an acquired taste, when you grow up you'll like them.

Yeah, what a stupid idea

Olives just have too much taste to them in my book. If they're mashed with other shit and actually provide a taste that's proportionate I don't have any problem with olives. It's just that they ruin the rest of the taste.

So my point still stands. I provided the reasons as to why I'm not buying a switch and why I desire a bundle without the gimmicky screen. Saying something is for kids does not excuse it from being a piece of shit though.

>such as
dpad

>this doesn't count
don't even post if you're not going to make an argument

>it's shit
a 720p ips screen, in particular Nintendo's Switch 720p ips screen is shit build quality. So yes, hardware wise it is shit. Has nothing to do with personal use case. I think you're misrepresenting my case.

>autism
still no argument

>i haven't had trouble with the dpad
I'm not talking about the 4 separate buttons you ignorant shit.

>They're an acquired taste, when you grow up you'll like them.
Your taste buds don't evolve idiot. People forcing themselves to like something isn't "acquiring taste" it's stupid and trying hard to appear mature

He never said evolve. They change though.

Latency is literally a non-issue. You don't play fucking Counter Strike on this thing. It's a console for fucking family-friendly games where having a 8ms latency instead of 2ms doesn't matter. The only other possible issue remaining would be battery life but from my experience so far the joycons seem to have an endless energy reserve.

>dpad
It's not lacking, it's there in a form that isn't quite as good as usually. Still not a deal breaker in any way.

720p is fine for a 6' screen.

>I'm not talking about the 4 separate buttons you ignorant shit.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Anyway senpai you're, just screeching autistically about non-issues over a console that clearly doesn't appeal to you. You need to calm down.

Imagine peoole used the energy you spent on consolewar shitposting and actually used it for playing video games, or anything else. I think you would be a happier person

Then again this is Sup Forums, shitposting reigns supreme.

Idort matter race btw

No. They don't.

Mushrooms are GOAT. You're just a baby. Go eat your chicky nuggies. I bet you put ketchup on hotdogs too. Faggot.

>japan was a mistake
I don't know about this commercial in particular, but most of the switch commercials were filmed in argentina.

>uses Literally at least five times in a single post

This might be why people don't take you seriously

Actually that's just wrong. Taste does evolve and you can learn to like certain things.
Example : as a teenager I fucking hated beer and wine, and now I'm an alcoholic. I still hate whiskey and vodka though.

Are you legit retarded or something?

ITT: Pizza discussion while a couple of autists waste their time being mad about video games in the background

Sup Forums in a nutshell

>pineapple pizza
>japanese
Never understood the hate for Pineapple on pizza. Sweet goes well with salty, which is why pineapple + ham/pepperoni is a common combination.

Heat + salty goes pretty well too.

In terms of top 3 pizzas, it would have to be
1) Spinach and mushroom
2) Jalapeno (not the shitty mushy kind) and pepperoni
3) Pineapple (not the shitty canned kind where the pineapple marinates in hfcs for like a year) and pepperoni

>this doesn't count because I say so
Again, you still don't have an argument.

>it's not lacking
I never said it was, just that it's too god damn tiny. Are you even reading my posts?

>720p is fine for a 6' screen
I wrote an entire paragraph here but I just decided to stop reading here.

>no you
You can do better than that. You called the abxy buttons on the left side the dpad for god knows why

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and learn how to count

That's fine taste thinking.

The problem is when the juice from the pineapple pieces seep into the dough and turns it into fucking sweet bread and messes up everything.

>number of switches owned:
0
>amount of fun had so far:
At least 7 funs ALREADY
>amount of fucks given about whether other anons are buying a switch:
0

It never ceases to amaze me that some of you faggots genuinely seem to think anyone gives a total fuck what you do with your time or money

I literally gave you an argument right there. Nintendo produces family-friendly games where you don't need extremely low input latency, and even if that was the case, this is not 2005 anymore, wireless peripherals get good latencies. If this isn't an argument in your book then you're fucking braindead or trolling.


>I never said it was, just that it's too god damn tiny.
And I told you I had no problems with it, so it's purely subjective. Again, not an argument.

>You called the abxy buttons on the left side the dpad for god knows why
The abxy buttons are on the right side. You're retarded.