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>toysrus
like pottery

>toys r us

what a fucking stupid name for a store

>Toys R Us
Lol, cornering their targeted market.

I sold these for a profit last time , I'll have to bring some family with me to get a couple more Switches to sell.

Heads up scalpers this time Nintendo hit a homerun with this one so buy one and sell it for $425

liar. I can go to target or walmart right now and pick one up.

you sound like those lying faggots that claimed they made thousands off of amiibos. kys

Anyone know when Target is getting Switches again?

There is some dude in New York selling a switch for 160 on Amazon. "Like new condition." Should I buy it?

If you want a box with a brick in it.

smell fishy

I've literally been posting "TOYS R US" all day

Get there early. Really.

I only barely made it in time back on the 5th.

Ask me stupid shit

How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey creature?

Personally, i would go the genetic engineering route. Instead of just fucking a monkey and hoping it gets preggo.

How many billiard balls can you fit in your mouth?

Can you order me a pizza?

What is your position on robot rights?

Do you hate yourself

You're fired Todd.

If I started inserting live hermit crabs into your anus, how many would be able to fit in there before it ruptured?

Like record is 3, I am a slut.

I can but I won't.

All life is sacred.

2 suicide attempts say yes.

Don't worry, i don't go to toysRus and I'm never buying a switch. Thanks for the warning though.

Don't you know 3rd time's the charm?

I bought my ps3 at my local toysrus.

:(

Sea animals are withheld of the "all life is sacred" statement above.

;)

Dammit. One day I'm gonna say that and someone will post the correct Simpsons response...

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How many fucking man children do you see in a day?

Not him but so many. We even have regulars at my store, like TMNT guy who comes in every single day without fail to look at action figures.

I've never been huge on the simps

Like a couple dozen atleast. The worst one was a gaggle of fucking neck beards hovering around the pokemon merch when Sun and Moon first came out. One screamed at a 5 year old to get away from his personal space. they bought all of the guides and special cases that weren't promos.

t. millenials

Poor Selena. She has all that money but still hasn't sprung for a boob job so she can stop looking like she's 12.

>I can but I won't.

you broke her biebs

Never been a fan of Selena Gomez either.

I'm way too poor to be buying internet strangers pizza.

How is toysrus doing financially? Do they stand a chance against walmart and target?

not very well. they had to start appealing to spics and niggers

Yeah but you can buy me a pizza, right pal? After all we've been through?

>Toys R Us

Just a reminder that Toys R Us always sells game consoles. Gaming is literally for children confirmed.

Can God create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift?

I already beat the only game it has.

I'll check it out around the holidays when BING BING WAHOO is released and there might actually be a decent bundle.

See any cute little girls at work?

>One screamed at a 5 year old to get away from his personal space

if this isn't bait then you're a poorfag who has to resort to scalping. either way kys

go to Detroit at night

Toy R U was already taken by Russia

One per customer, asswipe.

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I'm a grunt who is not very involved in that kind of stuff. But I do have a cousin who works at a target and her stories of how busy it is in the electronics department make it sound like it's a ghost town compared to us. So iunno.

I should also mention I work in the "R" Zone. which is just the games, movies, consoles, and drones. So I'm super qualified to talk about this stuff on the internet.

Omnipotence paradox, like other semantics paradoxes, are fucking stupid. God isn't real.

All the time. I hate kids tho. Need money. Plus its more then younger hip guys I am interested in. There was once a guy who came in that was looking for a small baby camera to paint over to finish his Peter Parker costume. Wish I had gotten his number.

It seems they're slowly rolling out through the next week like walmart. Don't think we'll be getting big store shipments in a while, but ti's wise to call / check online often to see if your store got a handful. i missed it twice but my walmart got 5 today and 4 yesterday. Hoping they get more tomorrow.

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These people are in their 30's now.

Reread what he said.

r u a grill?

Blondie in red at the end in cute.

actually make that 40's

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You get Transformers in pretty regularly?

So sick of my TRU having the same crap for months on end.

Nope just a super faggot.

Finished post early, but this is best.

I don't think so actually. Our transformer corner is rather small. Not a lot of new stuff, but it's not my department.

Do you get cute teen boys?

All the time. They are so awkward and adorable.

>He doesn't know that Toysrus has been selling video game consoles for years now
Got my PS4 from there when everyone thought it sold out.

You should pick some up.

I wish I could meet some.

Same desu

I'd cover myself in mud after being stung by bees and being lost in the woods.

he said half man not full monkey

gerfag here

id totally get a switch right now, but:
1. its 320€ , if it was a straight 300€ id be down
2. zelda is fucking 70€, how insane is this price jesus christ, a single game 70€

I got one from Kohl's.com of all places

Opened a credit account with them and got 30% off my whole order

Total came out to $275 for a Switch+Pro controller.

I'm starting to wonder if the rush is people actually buying the console and playing it or those asshats who buy 100 at a time and then try and resell them for a mark up.

One know a good case for the thing?

>tfw my dog woke me up this morning
>check amazon on a whim
>the switch was in stock and I got one

He got so many tummy rubs today

>2 suicide attempts

Post tits; men rarely fail at suicide the first time let alone the second.

>sold out within in minutes
And Sup Forums claims that the switch isn't popular.

Ive got some sad manboibs no one wants to see

>Live out in BFE
>No cell service except at the house
>Work out in the wilderness
>Always Fucking miss the Seitch restocked and don't know if it's worth driving 2 hours into town to check if the store has them

Welp, I'm fucked.

nice one

I have zero desire to own one of these and one is within 20 meters of me right this moment

Whoops! Butterfingers!

Where can I if I'm not a retailcuck?

I wouldn't know. sorry

I got the switch gamestop bundle
So it'll be here in like a week or two
Fuck gamestop

ToysRUs has been selling vidya in general for a long time, user.

I got my genesis from a toys r us

years? it's been two decades

If there is anyone in Des Moines, IA planning on lining up, show yourself right now. I need to know how early I should be there.

Any cute female coworkers?

>it's a commerical advertising on Sup Forums episode

leave.

Years? They've been selling them fucking forever. I remember going into Toys R Us back in the 90s and the video game section was stacked with games and consoles, nowadays you go there and its fucking ambiios, skylanders, and a hand full of games. It's disgusting.

Mostly just short mexican girls or older white women that are mean. There is this really cute nerdy girl that is funny, i guess she also THICC

>tfw when it'll be a face button switch for a controller
It's a Nintendo Switch!

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>wanting to get a Switch before price reduction and bundles or better yet a full on revision

I bought one at launch and am already bored with it

>Toys R Us

Do they also have the Switch at Baby Gap?

LOL

How quick do you think they'll sell out? I was thinking of rolling out and being there around 9:00, but will that be too late?

All it has is Breath of the Wild, which an amazing game, but hardly worth the purchase a full system yet.

I always use the 3 to 4 game rule.

A system has to have one price drop or at least one really good bundle with around 3 other games I also want on it.

That's when you know it's time.

The Wii U never met this category for me.

It finally hit the game requirement but none of the games I wanted were ever included in bundles and the price of the system never truly went down.

>one (1) game
Literally why are you lining up?

video games are toys dipshit

TRU is an American institution

It's in Canada though.

I like the portable aspect, and it's something my nieces might have fun with.

Because I'm a baby Nintendo fanboy. I'm going to get it no matter what, and I'd like to play the definitive version of Zelda.