What kind of monster doesn't marry their childhood friend?

What kind of monster doesn't marry their childhood friend?

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>tfw your childhood friend is now a single mother of two niglets
Call me a monster if you want, at this point I don't give a damn.

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My childhood friend didn't marry her childhood friend

I understand if you're frustrated, but theres no need for that kind of language

Yup, same here.

I dunno, I wanted to marry Bianca too, but I felt that I had given my word. Not that the other girl was ugly - she was great, but there was arguably the most chemistry with Biance.

Then again, what kind of man doesn't keep his word?

the kind that finds her accent obnoxious
fucking DQ localizations

I married the other girl because Bianca was pushed so hard by the game that I wanted to be a contrarian.

Marrying them all should be an option. It's a shame Alpha Protocol is the closet we get to this in a non-porn game.

>Someone you hung out with for one night is now a childhood friend.

You're not cool enough to marry everyone. You don't even have a spaceship.

What kind of childhood friend fucks a horse?

I'm not married yet, but I've been dating the same girl since we were 14, 7 years in May.

Fuck dude

A metal slime, perhaps.

A heroic one.

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Debora a best.

I wanted Deborah to step on my dick instead.

The weak should fear the strong

The daddy was strong and now he has children

You are weak and your lineage dies here because you could not chase the girl of your dreams. instead she fell for someone who was strong, stronger than you could ever hope to be

The weak should fear the strong.

What if your childhood friend is a monster?

>Not wanting to get cucked by Deborah

Those kids aren't even mine

Stop trying to rationalize female sexuality like it's some grandiose thing. They just have a primitive carry over attraction to violence.

Was she hot? Could have scored if she was.

>if you don't get preg your childhood crush then your bloodline dies

wew lad

My childhood friend hasn't been featured in an endless amount nonsense NTR horse porn to the point where the actual character disgusts me.