Walk into room

>walk into room
>see this

wat do Sup Forums?

Ask where the video games are.

turn 360 degrees and walk out

eat pizza, cuddle bear, suck off chad.

let me have a slice bro

>ywn be a 10/10 alpha

This is what depresses me

Ask if I can have a slice

>Chad eats pizza and fucks Stacy

ITS NOT FAIR

Tell him that roids are for faggots

Video Games.

Ehh? Why can't you be alpha? It's just a matter of working out and work some character and charisma.
It shouldn't take you more than 2 years...
OH RIGHT, it's because it takes effort and determination and people who blame their shortcomings on successful people can never become something in life.
Sorry guys.

ayo white boi, gimme some of dat pizza

Tell him that I like VIDEO GAMES.

wtf u would still be facing him retard???

Sorry, wrong room

You are either born alpha or not

Tell this faggot not to eat in bed god dammit.

>mushrooms

some people just don't have it man. charisma and personality comes naturally to some, while it doesn't come at all for others. you have to be born alpha. you can't just become alpha

>grabs throbbing 9 inch cock
>"Here's your controller bro"
too meta?

Umm, no.
Try again sweatie~!

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I do work out but it wont cure my autism or stop me from being a manlet. Being a woman is easymode, all you have to do is literally dont be fat and wear makeup

You don't have to explain anything
But you do have to eat these VIDEO GAMES

God damn I want pizza so bad

Nah that guy has qualities you have to be born with. I workout hard and do all that junk but I can never reach that kind of potential because of traits I was born with. Around a girl I'm alpha, but around a guy like that I am no longer alpha looking to women.

Suck his cock, have him cum on the pizza, then eat the pizza.

>comic sans

benis

Uhh no.
60% of the work is smelling nice, 20% is having a good personality and 20% is your body..
At least in men and if you shot for girls in your league.
>I'm a manlet boo whoo!
Grow up, manchild...oh wait you can't!

But in all seriousness, you first need to get to a point where you like yourself and then go into social gatherings to work on your charisma.
Maybe take dance classes and such prior.

Getting a GF is not hard. But keep in mind that loneliness is not cured by getting a GF.

>It's just a matter of working out and work some character and charisma.
I've already transformed my body, but I always worry that if I try to actively change my personality, people I work with are going to notice very quickly and mock me for it, which will demotivate me and leave me feeling more beta than ever.

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>comic sans

Alpha is a personality, not a body type.
For all you know that guy can be the queerest of homos.
Again, I don't think you can ever be alpha because you are a fag who blames his shortcomings and insecurities into other people.
>I can't never reach his potential
Well sure, because all bodies are different but if you truly "work out" you should at least be able to get big pecs and a nice 6pack to impress dumb broads.

But we both know you are lying, user.

>getting a GF
no thanks, dont care about 3DPD

youre a fucking nitwit, dumb bunghole

If you browse Sup Forums you are automatically not an alpha.

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>Change your personality
As long as you are smart with your inter and intra personal intelligence, everything should be fine.

For instance, evaluating the social context to know what the topic of conversation should be and if it is something you don't enjoy then go somewhere else.
That's the trait of an alpha.

I'm not gonna lie, that pizza looks so dank right now.

what is evangelion doing to that lasagne?

You should come to /fit/ and post a little about yourself. I'm sure it'll change your perspective.

hey bro i didn't order sausage topping

oh shit i'm sorry.

You are one stupid faggot. I never blamed anyone else, I just claimed I wasn't born with those kind of genes, and I'm not. I'm doing perfectly fine without them but I can't live the high life sexually unless I manage to make riches in my mid twenties.

>60% of the work is smelling nice, 20% is having a good personality and 20% is your body..
depends on the girl actually. some girls are into an alpha male's musk.

>Getting a GF is not hard
then why don't you have one

this
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Look for the thousands of dollars of steroids he's on so I can sell them

How embarrassing.

how new are you?

I lure the chad out with CoD, then Proceed to have my way with that bear

sorry for what? my daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dipping sauce

Le newfagger

There's a difference between musk and holy shit fucking bathe you autist.

I just broke up with my GF but I'm seeing other people already.
I'm also a weeb but I don't let my hobbies interfere with my social interactions because I also read and take care of animals so I have various themes of conversation.
Plus I know how to dance and I'm good looking.

thats not an alpha thats a faggot

Zyzz is the quintessential proof that there's potential in every 4channer.
Shame he was a retard but you can't expect much from WoW players.

sans body, guys dont care about any of that
it's all physical attraction, everything else is just putting on airs

you think chad's fucking you because you're smart or have a personality? c'mon.

suck his dick

You underestimate just how retarded men are when it comes to personal hygiene.
Getting a nice antiperspirant, taking a shower and a good expensive perfume seems to be alien for most men.

No thanks I don't like sausage

Working out is irrelevant if you have a shit face, and charisma is inborn.

Ask him about his workout routine

Who wants to suck my dick? I'm not scary looking like op

>walk toward Chad, a look of intent in my eyes
>Tell chad: "looks good enough to eat"
>"I'm not into carbs though. I need your meat."
>pull out meat cleaver, slash his neck open (got to be humane, yo)
>chop a nice big chunk out of his bicep and begin meal
>discard pizza. I wasn't joking about not wanting carbs. I'm on a diet.

Hey dude can I have a slice? Pretty hungry lol

Ask for a slice of 'zza and leave

me!!!

>people STILL fall for the counter-bait

Where can I find you user

Calmly walk over, lift up the pizza box, and place a coaster on his penis. Then I put the pizza back down.

But why?

Hey buddy are you going to finish that Pizza?

>Chad is LITERALLY eating PIZZA while YOU spend HOURS working out at the gym.

HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME. It is so unfair.

tell him he is going to blow his cut on a crappy pizza

People STILL fall for the counter-counter-bait.

They know what they're doing user.

Now I'm falling for the counter-counter-counter-bait but y'know, whatever.

Ontario

shoot

fucking leaf

Now go project on someone else you twat

Fuck, that's too far ;_;

I have a leaf for you, RIGHT HERE.

wonder when any of my friends got jacked, then grab some pizza

This is the only right answer

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WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

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gtfo newfag

i'm in seattle, lemme suck yo dick