"i bought it for the gameplay and story, not for the ass, i s-swear"

>"i bought it for the gameplay and story, not for the ass, i s-swear"
can it get any more pathetic than this?

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Someone is salty that Mass Effect sucks and Nier doesn't.

Look at yourself in the mirror.

I bought it because I was a fan of the first one and after hearing everyone rave about it. The ass is a bonus.

You seem to be trying for it, OP.

>Game has sexy lead, so it must be terrible
Back to Twitter you go

>buy for booty
you win
>buy for story
you win
>buy for both
you win double because the game fucks you more than you get to fuck it

What was the problem again?

thats not what OP is saying, OP is saying that once again virgin nerd gamers are enticed into buying a game once again because they think they can fuck it.

hah stopped by to post this

maybe OP is just rightfully annoyed by all you weeaboo autists jumping onto the series because nu automata.

I bought it for Symone actually.
Being hype for that bossfight for two years.

>OP actually thinks people buy it for 2B's ass

I bought it for the gameplay, story, and the ass.

Also the kickass music.

first of all, i'm not a sonybro, i don't even own a playstation 4, and I played the game on Steam. Even then, I think releasing it on the Pcbro platform was a big mistake. Pcbros have already ruined the Souls series with their autism, now the Undertale fanbase is in love with taro's work. what is this shit

>mfw gay and nier automata is my goty

Suck my dick OP.

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Or cause they can have a good eye candy while playing a game with a nice fleshed out story instead of playing a game with ugly models and a story that doesn't cater to their interests?

Why can't a man enjoy ass, gameplay and story?

Besides, you spend like 60% of the game playing as a shota anyway.

>it must be the ass!
>Game can't be good!
can it get any more pathetic than this?

just stop pretending, pathetic nier a fags. The ass isn't even the problem here, it's about the idiotic claims those pretentious neckbeards spew.
>"b-but muh deep emotional story"
>"b-but muh gaymeplay"
>"b-but muh soundtrack"
At least admit it, you sad virgins: if it weren't for the ass nobody would have played it or would be talking about it

I played the demo and loved it, but I never played the original. Do I need to go back and play it to get the most out of this game?

Homos enjoy ass regardless of gender. It's like straight guys liking a trap ass until you see the painus, then it becomes gay.

i played it because i played first Nier, what now faget?

>nier automata comes out
>nu/v/ suddenly loves feminism and sjw cuckoldry as presented in this game
what happened here?

I haven't bought this game and all the ass shots on Sup Forums didn't really pique my interest. But I watched Dunkey's video and I have to say I'm kind of interested now. I'm a sucker for that "game menus are actually part of the gameplay" meta stuff, and the robits were surprisingly cute.

I have no idea what the plot is about but but prostitute and her servant seem like they have kind of amusing chemistry as leads. Is she voiced by the Major from GitS?

booty and good gameplay sound nice

Bullshit.

I can only jerk off to men or girls with dicks. Vagina just doesn't do it for me and a dick does, I have no idea why.

Also I'm a bottom.

You won't get the significance of some of the secondary characters, or a couple of side quest resolutions with them; but for the most part the story is self contained and can be enjoyed on its own.

In terms of waifus:

Zelda>Horizon>Nier

In terms of gameplay:

Zelda>Nier>Horizon

In terms of Story:

Nier>Horizon>Zelda

In term of graphics:

Horizon>Nier>Zelda

In terms of Music:

Nier>Zelda>Horizon

Ok, cheers. Would you recommend playing the original anyway? Is it anything like this? I'd heard it was kinda a bog standard jrpg with one or two interesting mechanics but mostly standard, painful faire with a decent story. I'm not a massive fan of any final fantasies if that makes a difference.

>bought it cause taro makes great sufferporn
>also for the ass

the androids are genderlesss, didn't you know?
>adam is born
>has no dick
>2b mistakes him for an android
You could technically attach a dragon dildo to 2B, your sad excuse doesn't work, gaylord.

>Buy the game because of toobie
>She's not even the main protagonist

i want my money back

I have DOAX3 and Honey Select. I have all the ass I could ever fucking want, including 2B in HS. I bought Automata to play the game, why the fuck would I pay another $60 for mediocre upskirts?

was it nines?

(You)

I bought the game because it was Platinum. Couldn't really give two shits about any pixel ass. Hell, even I did, i find it sadder to post on Sup Forums about how mad it makes you kek.

maximum overbait

Did anyone here successfully jack off to 2b's posterior?

I don't know if you fucking understand

I like big masculine men and I'd rather have 2B's ass than get fucked by her.

Also I have absolutely no fucking knowledge of Nier lore.

>sad excuse

What excuse? I bought Nier Automata for the gameplay. If I were to buy a Platinum Game because of my sexdrive I'd buy Metal Gear Rising.

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Bought for the Toobie's qt ass, and not returned to the store because of the story.

Holy shit, this game is full of surprises.

>that Adam's speech to 9S

I'm not sure what you're arguing against

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In fact the game is so great I bought the OST

>2B
>lead

>can it get any more pathetic than this?

Yes, making a salt thread because you're mad people like a game.

NOTHING is more pathetic than getting mad at people enjoying themselves.

Couldn't even get hard

I have no idea how you people do it

>bought it for the ass
>ended up as one of my top 10 games

what now senpai

By not having masturbated so much that my dick is dead.

No, you're missing the point. People can have fun with the ass as long as they like, and that's all good to me. I just hate how Nier a fags tend to be huge, fedoratipping autists claiming the game and its story has any depth to it, while comfortably avoiding the fact that they just bought it with their dick.

Yeah the fact that you make this thread every day multiple times a day is way more pathetic

just stop pretending, pathetic drakengard a fags. The loli isn't even the problem here, it's about the idiotic claims those pretentious neckbeards spew.
>"b-but muh deep emotional story"
>"b-but muh gaymeplay"
>"b-but muh soundtrack"
At least admit it, you sad virgins: if it weren't for the loli nobody would have played it or would be talking about it

same

preordered the OST on nip amazon so it can deliver it to my place within 2 days of release, it sucks that the 16 bit version is a separate disc, but at least it's packaged together as a preorder bonus.

But you got fuccbois like adam/eve and 9S

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

I prefer masculine guys over fuccbois.

I haven't bought it yet but I am indeed buying for the ass, and the interesting setting. (2B isn't even my fave)

is funny cause ME2 is pure ass posting but the new one is so bad everyone forgot.

As opposed to the fedoratipping autists who cry on Sup Forums about what these people do?

I bought it literally just for the T&A. I'm hoping to get a good game alongside it.

I was hoping the combat would be at least as good as Revengeance. Was very disappointed.

Bought it cause a friend showed me thr trailer

Went in using my dick as the reason
A few days later Im playing drakengard 2

I admit to have not played any yoko taro game before. Ive been missing a lot

Music is also excellent

>gameplay cannot begin because its shallow
Fuck off, you dont deserve to play games

It contains pretty much all of the same gameplay elements. Its just a lot rougher, really. I'd say the gameplay has its moments overall; throwing a shitload of blood magic spikes into an enemy still feels pretty good.

To get the most out the story you need to do quite a few bland fetch quests, and the fishing sidequest is an abomination, but you can get the first few endings pretty easily without grinding yourself to death and watch the rest on youtube without really losing any of the magic at that point.

If you have a PS3/360 and can find a copy, I'd say its worth picking up.

Yes. OP greentexting and stuttering pretending to have a point.

bought it for qt 9S actually

can nier a fags please stop hopping onto the rest of the series at least? we don't want to discuss the games with your kind.

>when you actually bought it for the ass and the story hits you right in the feels and you realized its been years since you played a masterpiece like this

When will there be an anus peek mod for Toobie like that shopped image?

>begin
Cannot be good. Fuck me, never post when sick.

Same desu

>I just hate how Nier a fags tend to be huge, fedoratipping autists claiming the game and its story has any depth to it, while comfortably avoiding the fact that they just bought it with their dick.
I love retards spouting this bullshit when papa Nier exists.

I would have bought NieR Automata if it was about squares and triangles fighting. I was just so happy to have a sequel announced at that E3.

>Horizon and Andromeda are hot garbage
>Zelda and Nier are masterpieces

Are we entering the Japanese video game renaissance?

Sorry, are we interrupting your futa kaine fap session?

>pc relase gets announced
>"omg guy le ass muh dick"
i hate you guys so much

I'll be honest, what really made me want to play was the surfing, yoko taro making the next ssx when?
youtube.com/watch?v=VZtklri62Z0

for some reason Nier is the most targeted game on Sup Forums for shitposting. At least for BotW you can say it's made with a clear agenda (console war shitposting), but who the fuck on Sup Forums is against a decent game done with low budget?

The NieR and DoD threads were great before Automata was announced, and they were mostly lore and minimal on shitposting. Now it's just completely taken over by N:A discussion.

Im sorry for offending you by enjoying the experience further without even saying anything besides me continuing to play other parts of the series.

I can see why most people would want to defend this. The games are pretty great

>if it weren't for the ass nobody would have played it or would be talking about it

That's funny, seeing as it's a sequel to a very lore heavy game that people have been wanting for a while.

how many of those underage autists have actually played the original nier or any of the drakengard games?
i loved taro's work for years now and those numales suddenly claim to be in love with the series because nier automata's nortmie appeal is a little annoying.

Well a large part of the game involves basic shapes fighting each other

>6 hours ost
It's normal for a game to have 1 or 2 soundtracks, but how does on manage to make 6 hours worth of music, where the worst is just good.
I don't know why, but good soundtrack makes so much of a difference in a game.

Nier 1 was total shit. Anyone who anticipated this game because they played that game has retarded taste.

This is how you know someone only heard about the game after PC announcement.

>New game is released with positive reception and new lore to discuss

>Why is there lots of discussion about this?

>Revengeance combat
>Good

If I buy it, it'll be for the ass. Steam wish list, we'll see how low it goes.

Holy shit i would love a new ssx. Shit was my jam.

My nigga
Favorite boss theme of all time

>now the Undertale fanbase is in love with taro's work. what is this shit

wat?

Revengeance combat: Mediocre
Automata combat: Bad

>the story gets good when you play through the same bland levels 5 times

Please, show us plebs your patrician taste.

Are we supposed to not play this on a whim?

Yeah some people or maybe even a lot more probably bought this on ass or whim but does that automatically deny them of their choice to enjoy the game

Cmon Sup Forums dont be too prickly not every user who only played automata automatically shitpost

I for one enjoy more discussions now albiet less of an intelectual lore discussion but more of explaining this and that

People are playing now because it was made by a developer who actually knows how to make a game instead of gameplay equal to applying 1000 paper cuts to your nutsack and

>mfw I'm gay and people try to shame me for playing this game

Eat shit, OP. I didn't have this much fun in quite some time.