I tried Wolf 3D a few years back, played like 2 levels then quit. It isn't really that good.
I tried Doom recently and actually finished it. ID improved pretty fast. Although Doom wasn't as good as all it's dicksuckers say it was, it was still playable and fun in 2017. Quake is fun too especially the expansions which are legit good.
Thomas Hernandez
>my all-time favorite game is Far Cry 2 for christsake! Aaand dropped. Hell, I spent countless hours playing and modding Wolf3D mere 10-12 years ago, and it was still great.
Nathaniel Perry
>Far Cry 2 is shit lol, way to prove that you're just fucking stupid
Justin Sanchez
actually it was fucking badass, finding secret rooms with weapon caches was fun as shit even as a young lad.
Nolan Peterson
>Portal >FPS
Lost me
Matthew Harris
>wtf i played pong and the story sucks
Juan Butler
sure, if you have the mental capacity of the average chimp
Jonathan Lee
It was good at the time, as in it was the only thing like it out when it was released.
It's to be expected that a game like that would be lacking when you compare it to what evolved from it, it's pretty much the bare bones that shooters evolved from.
Still doesn't make it any less significant than it is in the history of fps's.
Robert Lewis
but it was outdated the day it came out, both mechanics wise and graphically, consumers already had access to far superior games
Jayden Johnson
Like?
Evan Gutierrez
No, I'm just not a retarded consoletard with absolutely disgusting taste and no standards.
Aiden Nguyen
>wheels are stupid, all they are is round. 2 stars, I guess cars use them sometimes.
Oliver Gomez
For fucks sake, the Genesis and SNES was out already that point, with great games, are you fucking retarded or something?
Kevin Smith
you're fucking hilarious
Juan Ortiz
Answer the question, faggot.
What first person shooters came out at the same time as or before wolfenstine 3d that you would consider superior? Also what would make them superior?
Ore are you just talking out of your own ass?
Jacob Harris
And you're fucking pathetic. So?
Aaron Sanders
Sounds like someone couldn't play on daddy's pc growing up. Can't wait for the next update in his blog where he pretends doom doesn't deserve its praise.
Owen Sanders
Far Cry 2 was shit
The only comparable game at the time was Ultima Underworld which required a monster of a computer to run.
Mason Rivera
Wow, so if you make a tech demo before the hardware is even mature enough to support a good game in this genre and it's impressive, that alone makes that game good? You're a fucking imbecile, how hard is it to rub two fucking brain cells together and see that mechanically it's so dead simple that a it's practically a game for six year olds. You don't see anyone hailing tic-tac-toe as a great milestone in board game history do you?
Brody Morris
Wolf 3D is okay, the lack of armor really hurts it though
Lucas Barnes
just the comeback you can expect from a small-minded moron
Jacob Evans
far cry 2 is a shallow unfinished game and its boring as fuck
Thomas Mitchell
Old games had simpler mechanics huh... wow.. really made me think.
Jason Green
...
Joshua Peterson
no they didn't, old games for children like the ones you enjoyed playing had simpler mechanics, adults actually played proper games
Cooper Campbell
No one thinks Wolf 3D is a great game. There's a reason people still play Doom and not Wolf 3D.
I mean just the way damage is randomized is fucking garbage.
Easton Baker
Says an Xbot who thinks the literal prime example of modern, generic Bloom & Blur + Ubisoft "openworld" design would be anything but literal shit. It was always a VERY poorman's Stalker wannabe, and it hasn't changed.
Samuel Sanchez
stellar review retard
Zachary Russell
calm down ubicuck go play your open world cardboard tasting game
Henry Barnes
Wolf3D was good for its time, but Doom is better in literally ever way.
Josiah Gray
why don't you go back and play Binding of Isaac like the other retads, people like you are the reason why the market flooded with indie trash these days, companies like EA and Ubisoft actually drive innovation while you still play retarded little dungeon crawlers with shit graphics
Grayson Thompson
I came in here to laugh at you.
Easton Jones
cardboard is still a magnitude better than shit
Brayden Scott
>companies like EA and Ubisoft actually drive innovation
Jonathan Davis
Icycalm thinks Doom is bad too, don't worry. Icy is that you?
Andrew Evans
This review is some serious-ass cancer. That whole blog is an enormous example of Poe's Law. Any individual as radioactively autistic as the author should be put down for their own safety.
Chase Sullivan
Ken's Labyrinth was a million times better.
Nicholas Scott
It's what you do, mostly because you are incapable of learning anything valuable
Christopher Scott
Always take the clamman with a grain of salt but I agree with his takes on this and Doom.
Gavin Richardson
Care to explain me who makes the most technically impressive engines in the world wiseass?
Jordan Adams
what a long ass way to say things I don't like are autistic. thanks OP
Jonathan Sanders
I always thought this game was shit.
I thought Goldeneye was pretty neat for awhile but I think that was more the friends I had at the time and the limited game selection on the Nogames64.
I mean christ sakes what other game has AI so bad it can fail the mission for you before you even enter the level.
Wyatt Morales
that's a really weird way of saying that i don't like you
Adrian Wright
Definitely not "all-our-games-are-full-of-bugs" Ubisoft or "ten-years-on-one-engine" EA. geT Out, IcyCaLM, you're an AUtistic faggot.
Julian Robinson
that's some interesting points you are making there
Jacob Morales
I doubt Carmack and the boys care if their games are art or not.
Christian Reed
Croteam.
David Roberts
I've never seen a rabid defense of Wolfenstein 3D like this. Not even nostalgia can explain this kind of devotion. What the heck is going on here?
Aiden Carter
your friends aren't hipsters, don't worry
Camden Brown
It's a good game and the reviewer is an autistic manchild who still lurks Sup Forums in his early 30s desperately trying to bring back the days of his former shitposting glory.
James Barnes
>being this paranoid
Liam White
Don't even try, Icy. You can't hide your ugly writing style and typical swears even if you try. It's not your fault, after all — you're an autistic twat.
Ian Rivera
I'm not Icy you retarded fucktard, go suck a dick faggot
Aaron Morales
Doom is that good though It needs more dick sucking
Hunter Adams
and you're just the right faggot for the job
Matthew Russell
Where do you think you are?
Parker Richardson
>It's a good game No it's not. Even back then the only thing motivating people to play it was the novelty of FPS, the graphics, violence, etc. That was all anyone talked about, how cool it was, not how much fun it was. It was a bad boring game even back then.
Lucas Ross
Wolf 3D plays good IMO It may not be as good as Doom but imagining being in 1992 with all the other shareware trash it's easy to see why people hyped it. In one episode you've basically played the whole game. People who loved it and wanted more easily bought the whole package. While many beat it and moved on to the next computer fad.
When I play it today, it's simple but the basic combat is fun. Compare it to it's knockoffs like Blake Stone and you see why Wolf did the best it could.
Blake has more interactivity but it pays a price when it comes to shooting with guns that pack no punch. It gets old faster than Wolfenstein, and Blake is one of the better ones as there are dozens.
Chase Edwards
anyone else really hate how close minded Sup Forums is? really makes me angry when I see some loser neckbeard making fun of EA or ubisoft...
Hunter Watson
being cool and violent is a part of being fun. Also, Wolfenstein has a great visual aesthetic going for it, a mix of every dumb action trope in existance, culminating with mecha Hitler. And don't forget the deliberately slow gameplay, akin to dungeon crawlers. It was a unique fun experience and there isn't quite anything like it even now. Even Doom was a completely different beast. Are you possibly autistic?
Brody Sanders
Everyone knows its not good anymore. Cant wait for how much he complains about being shit at quake though
Jacob Evans
> Have you actually played it? Well, I hadn’t either, not until very recently that is, and then only for ten or so minutes, solely for the purposes of this review, so as to be able to say that I have indeed played it.
I clicked in the article and gave him +1 view, now you guys don't need to do it!
Luke Anderson
It was the game that pretty much put id on the map moreso than commander keen.
Chase Reed
>expecting someone to wade through 10hrs of shit to determine, that it's actually shit
Lucas Hernandez
@371759852
xD
Christian Gray
In hindsight, the Model T Ford is a piece of shit as well. Doesn't make it any less important.
Daniel Green
No, Model T actually had something called merit.
Jacob Cox
What an awful thread
Jack Bennett
to have autism
Matthew Mitchell
>tfw can't run Wolf3d mods on Windows 7 Wolf Skevos Jones had the best mods though
Sebastian Price
I hate Wolfenstein games because they're anti-Nazi propaganda
Connor Reyes
far cry 2 is a driving simulator. it's shit. if the check points didn't respawn it might be a passable fps but it gets real old real fast fighting the same fucktards over and over again.
Camden Baker
The only good thing about Far Cry 2 was setting bushes on fire and using grenade launcher.
Angel Murphy
>t. autistic completionist
Brandon Myers
the only good thing about your mom is that she tried
Evan Watson
2D Genesis and SNES games were a dime a dozen in 1992. Wolf3D was doing something new and original for the time
Kayden Smith
this really is Sup Forums: the blog
Ian Thomas
>id >first big name indie coincidence?
Lucas Martin
blake also had the super unfortunate timing of coming out RIGHT as Doom did