select your character
Select your character
Easton Brooks
Blake Jenkins
what's up with yoshi
Jaxson Lopez
Retard character for retard kids
Ian Thomas
Toad. Any other choice means you're retarded.
Matthew Cruz
One Luigi, please.
Nolan Fisher
yall already kno im goin with my boi wario
Thomas Adams
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Nathaniel Roberts
why did they remove a character instead of adding an extra, was there not enough space on cart?
Henry Sullivan
Thank god this didn't happen, also Bowser
Noah Evans
I don't get it, could you make the arrow bigger so I understand?
Jose Gutierrez
blame DK fags
Luis Ward
donkey chong
Jaxson Turner
>YAHOO!
Levi Lewis
Probably realized that replacing Donkey Kong Jr. with Donkey Kong made more sense than replacing him with fucking Kamek
Hunter Carter
Toad
He's the best
John Campbell
There's no reason to choose Luigi over Mario.
There's no reason to choose Peach or Toad over Yoshi.
There's no reason to choose D.K. or Wario over Bowser.
Daniel Morgan
Peach, obviously, because I'm a princess.
Brandon Long
BINGO OHOHOHO
Cooper Flores
Who cares, if you take Mario Kart seriously you're a faggot
Brody Brooks
haha
Jeremiah Morgan
Bowser of course.
Jacob Wood
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Leo Green
Big Dong
Jose Foster
This. But only if he still has those mad stats from super mario kart 1.
Logan Davis
Donkey Kong each and every day of the week.
Hunter Perry
green Mario every time
Jaxson Phillips
I always pick Yoshi OwO
Levi Perry
Got you covered, user.
Connor Foster
>There's no reason to choose Luigi over Mario.
>BINGO, OH-HOHOHO!
>MAMA MIAAAAAAAAAAAA
>YAHOOO~
His voice clips are better than Mario's for starters
Carter Rogers
Wario
No choice. Best wario lands, best game and warios, best design. I don't like gross fart characters, but his design had me obsessed as a kid. I love purple and yellow.
Ethan James
Odd, I hate purple and yellow but love gross fart characters.
Logan Jenkins
>Yoshi, Shy Guy, Mii, and Villager all have different skins
>Couldn't have just made Metal Mario, Pink-Gold Peach, Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, and Dry Bowser rekins of the originals
>That could've been space saved for Diddy or someone else interesting
>No Dry Bones Skin for Koopa
Why
Justin Moore
Tell me in english doc I ain't no scientist
Isaac Peterson
>tfw Yoshi and turned out to be a degenerate
Ian Morris
Do I play toad? Yes.
Am I a piece of shit? Also yes, but not for the reasons stated in the picture.
Levi Gomez
DK, Bowser or Toad
Owen Martin
>always picked yoshi
I'm not gay I swear
Adam Thomas
>tfw peach main and ended up being a degenerate tranny
>tfw main pink gold peach in 8 and do pretty well with her still
Nathan Wood
post butt