22 days since release

>22 days since release
>no patch and literally 0 word of any upcoming patches
JUST

Unlike baka gaijin games from the west that are released broken and unfinished, BOTW took its time to get it right, thus not needing day one patches to fix anything.

It's perfect.

It doesn't need any, my dude
I've seen no glitches in my 160+ hours

To patch what??

I think he's talking about the framerate

This is why the framerate will never be fixed you retards

If that's even possible, it will probably take a little while to figure that out

At the very least they should fix the literally 0 FPS Moblin ragdolls.

don't worry cemu is going to update on the 9th.

How can you fix the frame rate when is skmething bound to the physics of the grass??

>no content
>terrible graphics
>terrible fps
>terrible durability system
>terrible voiceacting
>literally no good bosses
>retard mode easy final boss
and this dumbass thinks we're talking about glitches

You've played 160 hours and never killed a single Moblin?

>Hasn't played the game

I only agree with one of those points, the others aren't even true

There are only 2 patches needed. Brown Moblin deaths cause stutter. And the blood moon.
The general framerate drop is caused by an OS bug so thats gonna take longer to fix.

Its only certain moblins. Pretty sure Ive never had a drop with a red moblin

they should patch the game to add like 50% more durability to every item

its either that or add a new feature of blacksmiths where you can repair items or even enhance them.

Blacksmith for selling weapons only, no need to have them be repairable and go against what's already in the game.

It's also running on a fucking tablet

I prefer the days when you couldn't download patches for console games and QA departments had to do their fucking jobs.

>22 days since release
>Still the only damned game Sup Forums can talk about
JUST

git gud

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you can't patch out shit hardware mate

Remember the game ending glitch in TP in the telescope room? That was fucking hilarious. You had to be at least 20-40 hours in.

i beat it 2 weeks ago bro
they clearly rushed the durability system

>Game of the Decade
>Best Game Nintendo has ever made
>needing a patch
lol

cute cat

>twilight princess is game of the decade
>it's okay
>skyward sword is game of the decade
>it's shit
>botw is game of the decade

ARE THERE ANY OTHER "GAME OF THE DECADES" I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

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Weapons dont break fast enough late game is my only complaint.

Durability should be decreased

Patch for what? This is probably the most polished bug-free game ever made. Not literally bug-free since that would be impossible, but in 130 hours of gameplay I haven't experienced a single one.

This.

It's not ok when Nintendo makes a great game.

>literally

Pick up a dictionary, bud.

>the framerate
Have you been checked for autism recently friend?

>Spent 50 hours doing repetitive 5 years old "mini-dungeons" in order to get more health that is completely irrelevant because you can heal yourself with pause menu.

What a fucking autistic retard to be honest, only took me 25 hours for finishing the game.

Okay?

You play how you want, bucko.

The only patches I can think of that are needed are:
Make Bloodmoons more interesting and awesome - something like the moon hangs in the sky for a while, more enemies spawn, and are stronger and more dangerous

Add some weapon stores , and add a way to repair certain weapons and shields, or more items that work like the Master Sword. Nothing sucks more than getting a semi-unique item and knowing that it will break on bokobolins. It could be something as simple as "I pick up a Knights Claymore, I'm already holding a Knights Claymore, combine durability automatically"

Add separate special weapon slots for torches, korok leaves, hammer, etc that are needed for puzzles and make those items invulnerable / boost their durability massively when used properly. A hammer should never break in a shrine where its needed to solve the puzzle in the completion of that task.

Nier: Automata

>89
>97 GoaT

I'm outta here.

I opened a chest with a silver rupee in it and there was no rupee icon just the light ring normally surrounding it. I still got the 100 rupees but game is fucking broke my dude.

Game is broke?

Fucking retard, you don't know what "broke" means.

135+ hours, no glitches

caring this much about framerate is a clear sign of autism. Life must be hard for people like you.

BOTW has framerate drops to 0fps on Switch, it's a great game but I experienced more technical issues in it during my 70 hours of play than many current gen releases.

Yup. Lies.

I've been playing on the Switch since day one and haven't experienced any problems with my Switch, or BotW.

>devs should make the game easier because I suck at it and I'm too retarded to learn and improve on my own

Oh look it's another snowflake.

>You play how you want even when that makes you look like an idiot.

Did you got the 9827492834 seeds for your poop prize too?

>switchcucks get 0 fps drops in combat, especially in death mountain region
>had to pay $300 + $60 for a pro controller for a wii u game
>have to pay for amiibos/tags to get the sick amiibo armor since they can't used based savegame editors

Those aren't patches, they're new gameplay elements and content. What you're describing is a paid DLC expansion.

You've seen the pic, son. So how many times were you held back in elementary?

Had a day zero patch you fucking loser

It's also bound to the resolution. You know what most modern games do? Give you the option to change the resolution and quality settings. Wanna guess what Nintendo has never done?

I not saying it's good, but I'm saying don't expect it to be magically fixed in a week

>western cucks so used to broken games they need 6 gigs of day one patches to make the game playable

How many console games actually let you change the resolution or other things to improve the performance?

post yfw you didnt by a switch

I can't...

And I don't mind.

Not him, but it's beginning to become a thing. Certain PS4 Pro games like Ni-oh are starting to give you the option to pick between 1080p/60 and 4K/~30. Of course, this is a relatively recent development.

BTFO

Any game, regardless of what it is or what it runs on, should BARE MINIMUM run at a flatline 30 fps. This is why us PC guys fucking hate consoles because they can't deliver the god damn bare minimum and nothing but potential patches can fix that if the developer gives enough of a fuck to do it.

>all this cool armor/weapon amiibo shit
>didn't pay $300+ like the switch dollcucks have to because of based softmod

Nier: Automata

>a patch is going to magically fix the hardware throttling the framerate

why do I want the framerate fixed? I already finished the game and it didnt bother me.

i visited downloadmoreram.com in the browser and now my wii u runs the game at a solid 60 FPS at 1080p. too bad switchcucks don't even have a functioning browser to download more ram through.

>still no patch for moblin ragdoll killing the framerate

What the fuck are you doing, Nintendo?

That butthurt is real.

I'm pretty sure my copy is old enough to exhibit the glitch, maybe it'll have collector value someday

Why do you think people need to like what you like?

Are you that insecure, friend?

They aren't wrong, though.

>he browses the internet on his video game console

>thinks minor additions like that are worth charging for
get out todd

Same here.
200 hours, beat it twice. I've had the game go to 0 fps around 10 times and slow down often in tall grass..

There's a well known blood moon glitch that needs to be fixed. It keeps occurring randomly during the day because the sleep mechanic on the switch bugs the game.

>it's fun to farm weapons
No its not

A video game is a finished work of art, not some kind of test product in a perpetual beta state that needs to continuously change to pander to users. If you don't like a game, you're free to not buy it and play something else instead. Being a special snowflake is not going to get you anywhere in life.

That would be bad. I already have to throw away a lot of weapons and I've collected nearly 200 korok seeds to expand my inventory.

Anybody who claims BotW drops down to 0 fps hasn't played it.

Fact.

It's also funny how there's absolutely no sources to back them up.

Actually, it is.

I love BOTW, it's a 9/10 to me but I'm of the opinion you haven't killed a moblin while in Hyrule Castle yet.

A couple of times I thought my game froze.

>22 days
>Already forgotten

I was at my friend's house and he was in some volcano area area doing a quest where you have to get rock steaks for these 2 gorons and you get ambushed on your way back up. I hit those pig men and the game actually froze for seconds at a time.

this was on switch btw

I've killed plenty, like the ones where the dining place is at, the ones just outside that room and more.

It might get slowed down while docked, but no where near 0 for me. And absolutely no drops while in handheld, if there is, then it's small enough for me to not even notice.

my game dropped to 0 briefly four times. it happens, at least on wii u.and i still havent went to the castle.
i still love the game but it drops some frames.

>It might get slowed down while docked, but no where near 0 for me

Maybe this explains it. I'm playing on Wii-U.

when a moblin blew up alongside some dynamite by game froze for a good 5 seconds

>already forgotten
>at least 5 threads at any given moment, more than any other game by far.

holy fuck, who cares?

This is the only reason why I dislike the "Hurr Hurr Nintenbabies on Suicide watch!!" Threads.

People who care are actually enjoying the game and not shitposting about it on this imageboard. Stop false flagging and how about you go play the game too. Whether it be through an emulator, or you actually purchase a copy of the game from the series you wish to support.

fuck off.

I'm going to reiterate what I called when the hype train was strong.

This game is going to be received just like skyrim. Lots of hype initially, but the hardcore faggots here are going to shit all over it after a year because ultimately, it's just another big, bland open world, and the new peccadillos only last for a few weeks before the glaring issues become the only thing you can see anymore.

Yeah, that's might explain the drops.

I will admit that there are drops on the Switch, but while playing on TV, even then it isn't all the time or to the point where it feels like it breaks my immersion. Except maybe in the lost woods, it gets a bit bad in there.

>8,006 viewers

>big - correct
>bland - incorrect
>open world done right - correct

Also, speak for yourself, bucko.

Then why does it still have a perfect 5 star rating on amazon nearly a month after release?

I'm sure it's been discussed already, but why isn't the sheikah slate screen not on the Wii U pad? It's clearly based on the controller and it seems silly to have empty space instead of a map/inventory.

It was, but they had to remove it to have feature parity with the Switch port.

I heard that Aonuma excised the Gamepad elements so that the Wii U version's interface would be identical to the Switch's.

>The general framerate drop is caused by an OS bug so thats gonna take longer to fix.
People can't be this stupid, right, right?

It seems you haven't played the game. 5 second freezes are not okay, you faggot.

Yeah, no. Skyrim was yet another dumbed down Elder Scrolls game. As always, it lost a bunch of features and depth and worked slightly better than the previous entry.

Zelda is the new high water mark. Every open world game coming out is going to be compared to Zelda, especially in regards to movement and interactivity. I'm already getting annoyed trying to play other games like Dragon's Dogma when my character bumps into walls awkwardly instead of climbing them.

>Falling for stupid b8