Yooka Laylee

How will it fail Sup Forums?

My prediction:
>Long barren wastelands with nothing to do in them besides jumping on platforms and killing braindead enemies.
>Performance will be shit across each platform including PC because of denuvo
>Game will be short potentially 8 hours or even less making it overpriced
>Only a few variations of enemies making killing them boring
>Cringe inducing trump references bonus points if the main villain is the embodiment of Donald Trump.
>Controls will be laggy
>Glitches galore like falling through the level for no reason
>News sites will blame gamers and straw man there arguments on the fact that they're a small business starting out.

What do you guys think?

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I don't want it to be shit, but it will be shit. Mediocre at best.
People should buy the Snake game instead.

My prediction
>Fun game
>Exactly what it promises to be
>people will still shit on it and berate it and give it 0s on aggregate sites because jon got fired

I'm expecting it'll be too old hat. If it was legitimately Banjo-Threeie, nostalgia probably would've carried it to a decent success.

you forgot
>playtonic closes down a year after
as it should

hopefully it wont be shit. I dont want games to be shit. despite extremely stupid moves by the developers.

Also seriously hope there's nothing of the like such as cringe political references.

So my prediction:
>good well liked game
>will take a hit on sales and devs will get bad rep due to them kowtowing to neogaf and worse their follow-up with shitty people like team 17 jonno going unpunished
>will still be successful, but leave a sour aftertaste on the name due to this whole shitstorm

>How will it fail Sup Forums?
It won't.

Racists from Sup Forums aren't winning this time. It'll be a runaway success.

I think if they added some generic collectible like gems from Spyro and made the enemies a little more interesting and put them in more spots the game would be just fine, it's just right now there is all that open space that you kinda just run right by because there is no incentive to not do so.

you just described like banjo tooie and that game is worshipped

this, Sup Forums will defeat Sup Forums once and for all

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this post destroyed my cringe bones

congratulations

>Sup Forums will defeat Sup Forums

Why would we want to defeat our friends?

My prediction is it will be good not great and people will shit on it forever because jontron

Ohhhh shit Rucka, I was wondering if he was still active lately when Ima Korean came up on my playlist lately.

RISE UP GAMERS

WE ARE WITH YOU

It's going to be a N64 game, people will realize how overrated most of those games were

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I want it to be a huge success....
So that Microsoft sees the potential and gets their heads out of their asses and decides to bring back BnK with a new Studio that know what they're doing. E.G. the new Killer Instinct.

ey wouldnt it be funny if it sikes us all out and you must build cars; and all critics give 10s

>Sup Forums will defeat Sup Forums
neogaf leave
NOW!

Sup Forums is Sup Forums you dum dum

From what I've seen it seems decent. it still doesn't seem as good as the genre classics which are about 20 years old now so that could be a problem.

That's some quality bait.

OP hit the nail on the head. Also...
>it'll get massively positive reviews solely for being a "breath of fresh air in a sea of dark & gritty games"
>any genuine criticism will get ignored. Everyone will just pick out the fanny flustered JonTron fans trying to bog the score down and use it to push a narrative.

>3D platformers are dead
>we'll never get a Thread of Fate 2.
Feels bad.

FUCK OFF TORTANIC POSTER KILL YOURSELF

How has this 50 year old man not fucked off yet?

>Threads of Fate
>platformer

Your board Tan was created by Sup Forums retard

>the forest was not a platforming level
>Rage Mountain platforming
It loosely falls into the category. Plus, Fancy Mel's place had a platforming section user.
Go replay it.

How do you defeat yourself?

It's Banjo with far better graphics but with 0 charisma. It's an empty shell.
5/10, will not bother wasting my time playing it, but will watch the cutscenes on youtube.

I hope there's some sort of infinite use upgrade for the wheel move.

Because it looks like we'll need it.

I bet you're Canadian.