How were you supposed to know that you could just jump into them..?

How were you supposed to know that you could just jump into them..?

that game needed a ten minute tutorial and zelda-style cutscenes

When you get close it ripples. 12 year old me figured it out before internet.

Toad tells you.

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How were you supposed to know you had to talk to Toad to learn that you were supposed to know to jump into the paintings?

He waves at you and asks you to come over and look at his mushroom tip.

how were you supposed to know the joystick lets you move?

How were you supposed to know to turn the console on?

Because the Toad in the lobby literally says that Bowser turned the paintings into worlds.

Because the only room you can enter in the castle at the start of the game greets you with a large, unobstructed view of the painting with a clear path leading up to it.

Because it ripples when you are next to it, implying some sort of intractability.

Because you're not getting 11 stars without learning how to jump into paintings. Use a better picture, dumbass

Because the game expects you to have at least a modicum of critical thinking skills, but apparently that's too much to ask of you.

How were you supposed to know the power switch turns the console on?

Member instruction booklets?
I member.

>This serious of a response to an obvious joke thread
>Reddit spacing

Conveyance

>Reddit spacing
I've seen it here long before I decided to check out what reddit was. How do people even live with that layout? I'm just sick of all these meme threads clogging the catalog. It's impossible to talk about Mario 64 without either this thread or parallel worlds dominating the thread.

When did this meme become a thing. I've seen this like 500 times. Did the original poster of this legitimately display confusion or something? Please don't tell me someone was that retarded. It just makes me mad every time I see these threads when I think about some idiot genuinely posting this.

How were you supposed to know to buy the console?

How were you supposed to know what a console was?

The cover of Nintendo Power told you.

>The days when they printed character art on the spines of the magazine

>mfw im actually a video game player
>mfw i dont need a 2 hour tutorial to figure shit out
Who else fucking hates nu-gamers here?