Guys I don't think I can last much longer with just Zelda Breath of The Wild, Shovel Knight, and FAST RMX

Guys I don't think I can last much longer with just Zelda Breath of The Wild, Shovel Knight, and FAST RMX

I need more Switch games soon

What about 1-2-Switch?

mario odyssey is just around the corner

> just around the corner
> Q4 2017

Just go play PC or 3DS games while you wait.

snake game comes out tomorrow

>So fat you literally become hamfisted

Time flies when you're having fun

I'm personally debating between Binding of Isaac or Disgaea 5. Haven't played either in a long time, but they're entirely different games so it's really hard to pick.

Isn't this the picture of the Jim Sterling when he got mad that the system still only has Male or Female options?

You could feed a family with that thumb.

You should have waited until the end of this year, or waited until next year. I honestly wish i did. I loved zelda, and Fast RMX is fun. But I wish i waited.

Neo Geo golf masters is GOTY

Well, both games require some sort of grind relative what they are. You just have to ask yourself which grind you're more willing to go through.

Put your Switch away and forget about it for a year. Great games will come, but it will be 99% first party (which takes time).

Judging from OP's hand, he can't walk that far.

Well BoI grind is more actiony fun.

The last Disgaea game I played was less about any form of strategy and more about just getting those levels and classes so you just wreck the level. I honestly don't remember why I liked Disgaea.

Shoulda got a Wii U.

Is Binding of Issac really worth 40 bucks

Disgaea 5

This

Noice

It's not even been a month yet, and you're already getting burnt out on three games? Shit, I just have BoTW and I'm still making progress on that, but then again I have work and college taking up my time as well.

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that is one fat fucking hand and one tiny fucking thumb what the fuck

On one hand, if you have a friend Isaac would be multiplayer, right?

On the other, supporting NIS is always nice, especially with the first Disgaea on a new console.

Beat Zelda.

Playing Binding of Isaac and Shovel Knight until Mario Kart.

No

Now where could my Super Mario Odyssey be?

Man, that is a fat hand.

While you wait for more nintendo games, we can go to the local e-sports event, and cheer for the American team!

...Where's the elbow?

Bomberman R is amazing.

If you like weird Asian games check out Voez.

Also, why havent you bought Snipperclips?

Are all the Switches on Amazon under $350 scams right now?

Also will they fix any of the problems with the next production run.

I want a Switch so fucking bad but dammit... I can't wait for another official release.

Don't lie to me if I waste $50 on Bomberman because you said it's good I'm going to sulk around my house

I swear I saw this exact same fat hands picture before.

>I need more Switch games soon

you won't get shit any time soon, why not just play another 100 hours of zelda since it's supposedly the best game ever?

Is that game supposed to be good? It seems slow from what ive seen so far.

L O L

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>Weird Asian games
>Rhythm game
???

Mario Kart 8 in April, ARMS in May, and Splatoon 2 in June.

Even the best game ever needs a rest sometime, plus it's not an infinite game, there is an end

I loved it and dont regret paying full pricd for it. If you like classic bomberman its worth it. They patched the game after release so dont listen to the reviews as most issues were fixed.

Under my thumb's
The console that so let me down
Under my thumb
The joy-con with no d-pad to be found
It's down to me
Yes it is
The chocie to be fat here on Sup Forums yes
Down to me, the time has come,
It's under my thumb

>Are all the Switches on Amazon under $350 scams right now?

>Just Launched
>selling Switches for less than MSRP

Absolutely not. In fact these new versions are worse than the original base game

You better not be fucking memeing me

Its a Taiwanese game I think. And yes its weird.

Alright I'll trust you I've been jonesing for a good Bomberman for a long fucking time

Honest I am not. I liked Super bomberman R it.

Was he mad because he couldn't choose "Fat Shapeless Load"?

h-how fat are you?

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Which of the neo geo fighters on the eshop is the best one

Golf masters

>going through four games in less than a month
talk about a no lifer

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eww nigga dat just nasty fat

gimmie dem slim bellies and smooth legs

It's a really basic bomberman, though.
If the online wasn't so terribly laggy it would still be a less than average party game.

I'm pretty sure Splatoon will be able to rectify my purchase when it comes out. I hadn't played the first one but man was the Testfire fine. Until then I only have Bomberman, Zelda, and Voez. I kinda want Isaac but since it's a game to likely be 20$ in just a few months I'm not paying for it now.

don't meme me

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Just beat Blaster Master Zero worth 10$ if you won't steal on 3ds

Don't you have any other consoles, faggot?

Likewise. I hope Arms comes out in April.

Yes it is, that shit make me laugh every time.

It's worth it if you enjoyed classic bomberman. Otherwise no.

Binding of Isaac is good if you haven't played it already.

World of Goo is good if you haven't played it already.

Snake Pass releases tomorrow. Might be good.

No More Heroes releases soon, might be good.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe = one month till release.

A bit early for the Christmas ham user

Cut out the nail and it looks like a butt.

What's an elbow?

What other options would there be?

Has there been any news on the Pocket Rumble port? The indie direct said it was coming in March but nothing's been mentioned since

A-are you serious?

user, I'm clinically morbidly obese and this is what my hand looks like holding dog shampoo.

You need to Switch that our for a diet and daily walk.

That's horse shampoo.

Looking at it, it doesn't actually specify.

Can't wait to tell my stepmum what she's washing the dog with.

>hand so round it looks like a mii

You could probably put a Mii face on it and you wouldn't know the difference

Dogs don't have manes. Also, there is clearly 2 horses on the fucking bottle.

People use it as a dog shampoo substitute, because it's cheaper at their local Walmart, but it's not dog shampoo.

If you want your dog to smell manly as hell, just use a bar of Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap. People smell that shit and are like, "Holy shit. How can I smell like that?"

Did they add in multiplayer customization though? The ability to turn on or off CPUs? From what I read the patches just addressed bugs and net code.

Puyo puyo Tetris and ARMS next month. That's pretty fucking soon.

my sides are in hyperspace

Fuck you for telling these slack jawed faggots about that soap

I know. It's great.

Shame their conditioner sucks, though.

>hey that controller doesn't look so bad, I don't see what's wrong in this pi-
>WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

This is why I don't play video games. I'd look like an average Sup Forums poster.

WHEN is hollow knight releasing
they said it would be close to launch

>I'm clinically morbidly obese
What's your weight and height?

Well, tha average Sup Forums poster is probably either really fat with a neckbeard and fedora, or really skinny who also watches anime and plays videogames alot, with wide pants, plays D&D, and looks like a nerd overall.

games are coming, so be patient. e3 will reveal monster hunter xx and 5.

ur fat

this. so much this.

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DAILY REMINDER

THE NEXT BIG SWITCH GAME IS A WII U PORT

>fat
>literal kfc poster on the wall
>hockey jersey
I'm almost 100% sure this is Kevin Smith

Won't matter to plenty of people because they never bought a Wii U

That is pretty much my 36 year old brother right there. Except my brother has spice girl posters instead of naruto.

Why is it that people don't know how to decorate their house properly?

Every time someone shows a picture here, it always screams, "I live in an office building."

>Kids eating KFC on his wall

I pray this is a shop

SALAD DODGING