Now I got your power user!

>now I got your power user!
what power is it?

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Diarrhoea and fatigue

erectile disfunction

Ability to tolerate vidya at sub 30fps

good taste in vidya.

The power to make sandwiches

I don't need a power. I'm already a wizard.

Sore foreskin.

diabetes

powerfapping

insomnia

Invisibility

Ethereal self-hate.

gastritis

crippling depression and RLS

Fap resistance

*punches you*

micropenis

Cripling anxiety.

chronic masturbation weapon get

Giving a fuck.

C.Depression

Shitposting, anytime, anywhere.

The "not giving a fuck" power
youtu.be/C7dSJN5LgsE?t=37s

The feeling that life is escaping your grasp slowly but surely at every moment of your existence

browsing Sup Forums in public

Correct answers

haha that pic haha

Crohn's disease. Have fun.

The power of procrastination. Let's you put back all of life's problems until it's too late to fix them!

When looking what time is it
It's always dubs

tfw you dont have enough weapon energy to give a fuck

>one off
You really stole my power

Scoliosis. Now he can wiggle his upper body around attacks like a snake and have persistent lower back pain during the afternoon because he's not doing his exercises.

Reeling off useless knowledge

>Rocket League syndrome.

Newfags, moot stole Sup Forums's power of getting dubs ages ago

Autism

Terrible smelling farts with the bonus of losing the ability to smell

The power of being attracted to little girls.

The power to summon forth nude photos of any girl I want at will.

Gays are now extremely attracted to him despite not being gay himself

Catfish posting

Unimaginable Loneliness

H-hi user

Charismatic laziness?basically you can fool people into doing shit you could easily do yourself

Being useful!

Mosquito magnet

I love how this video has context clips

The ability to be content with loneliness.

C. Molester

Alright faggots lets actually get some creativity going.

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>now I got your power
>immediately gets punched in the face
Didn't expect Megaman to hit that close to home

Tiredness
Oily skin
Scoliosis

You're welcome op

Autism

eww. plz don't

Periodic loss of hearing in the right ear, with a bonus ability of a large problem with productive-life destroying procrastination

Crippling Depression