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Fuck off tranny faggot.

I-Is this a reference to something?

I swear to god if all the WW2 equipment in the Death Stranding trailers is because they're fake trailers for a Boss game like with The Phantom Pain I'm going to have a fit

Shills trying to shill Death Stranding

Me too. I'm like 99.9% sure it isn't but all these fucking threads have put that doubt into my mind.

what is happening here

I can fucking see it happening. The main villain could pass for German.

To a Pachinko parlor near you.

More MGS would make me so happy, but we have to live with the fact that it's dead and never coming back. The best we can hope for is a spiritual successor in Death Stranding.

No. I want something different. The trailer has made me hope it's a squad based shooter because of that skeleton squad hooked to whatshisname with those umbilical chord things. Hopefully we'll get gameplay at E3.

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>Sleep Walker is actually Big Boss

She was a shit character

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>Death Stranding is a spiritual successor to MGS and a spiritual The Boss prequel

Source?

I hope you are right.

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Is it ok to believe that Death Stranding is MGS5(6)?

remember when they made all those crazy theories about mgs5?

and literally none of it was true

Kojima is a one trick hack, so it's very likely.

If you're a demented tranny like OP, sure.

>this actually makes sense

this would be the biggest fucking cock tease of all-time if true.

CHICO IS FUCKING QUIET

IT HAD TO BE

there is literally nothing wrong with being transgender

People drastically overrate Kojimas rusing abilities, especially after the whole Joakim Mogren thing, but this would be incredible if it was real.

Not this again. Fuck you op

The Ruise Cruise.

My favorite part of Kojima games!

>death stranding
>all the fucking whales in MGSV

Emma Stoned LOL (420 is coming up if you didn't get it)

That gun would literally rape your shoulder into oblivion.

>5.56
>recoil
Are you a baby skeleton

>MGS games keep going back in time and the technology gets more futuristic as well

This shit is starting to piss me off, MGS1 is normal-tier in comparison to the rest of these games

Venom being BB's body double was a theory and turned out to be absolutely true.

Porn actress?
She's pretty good.

The way it's designed would lead to massive muzzle climb if you actually fired that thing one handed, since all of its weight is on the center and it has a very short barrel, meaning you would be REQUIRED to brace it and use 2 hands if you wanted to hit anything.

And the butt for that thing isn't exactly what I would call "comfortable".

No, I am jelly skeleton

No, because Konami owns the rights to Metal Gear

How many layers of recoil are you on?

t. Dyel

What about your useless mutilated genitalia?

It's always fun to come up with crazy theories but this shit is borderline schizoid
>mfw people have literally gone crazy because of MGSV

>The Boss and her unit were sent to do a mission
>While she was fully pregnant with two children

>How many flavors of jam do you want?

Kojima's best friend is having a mental breakdown.

>two

what

She gave birth to ocelot on the battlefield, did you forgot?

Too convoluted even for Kojima