Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?
>is a QT
>a little messed up in the head
>always has the same happy expression on her face
>is ether depicted sexy and slim or THICC, ether way big titters

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Sorry for the misspelling it is 3:00 am for me

Fan art.

If she was real she would be that smelly girl in class that always sits in the back and eats alone at lunch.

That just makes me harder

How come I've never seen these in reallife?

>Those cow tits
She's perfect flat idk why they would ruin her with big boobs

>depicted as sexy and slim or THICC

THICC is better

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That's slim, bro, nowadays retards think meaty thighs is instantly thick.
Truly a meme for idiots.

Maybe YOU were the smelly girl

I know thick when I see it men, IRL girls are a prime example for telling the difference.

Define thick for us sensei

>thin body with C cup tits Hex Maniac is true patrician choice
>THICC mongoloids draw her as either a hambeast or with monstrously large tits
>Filia's per-portions from her in game model are literally perfect
>people draw her as obese or just plain fat
I've had enough of this garbage. Its either this or someone drawing my waifu fucking Spiderman

>someone drawing my waifu fucking Spiderman

How Zone drew Filia in that animation is how she should be drawn in all forms of porn and fan art.

ZONE actually tries to imitate the shit he parodies. The other artists just draw shit according to their fetishes.

Post more of her massive breasts.

got a problem mate?

>character has some relation to farming or milk
>character is now a disgusting tit-monster, no matter how minor it is

who dis?

Hex Maniac, from Pokémon X/Y

was it lucina? palutena?

both
theres not even good porn of them, like what the fucking fuck

I dunno why japan thinks drinking milk gives you tits.
I mean, since when did Japan ever have any knowledge on how to grow tits? Why would they consider themselves experts on the subject?

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She's none of those things canonically, canonically she's just a palette swap for an enemy in pokemon, you've just ascribed all those things to her based on your fantasies and third party bullshit.

You bought at least one everytime, right?

You're a moron of the highest caliber. Thicc is big tits, big hips, meaty thighs, fat ass. It is not obese hamplanets, which I'm guessing is your definition of thicc you stupid nigger.

>theres somebody getting off to this

I bought them by the dozen. I always obsessively stock up on healing items in RPGs in case I get stuck in a dungeon for a really long time.

I want to drink Hex's milk directly from her tits while she strokes me off

>tfw she's literally Sup Forums

I'm going to draw that, thanks for the idea

You and every other dude with an /ss/ folder

A friend of mine once posted a tweet saying "what the fuck is with this Lucina/Spideman shit", and the autist who creates those pics actually replied to him saying "fuck off people can ship whoever they want". I think he'd actively been searching twitter for "lucina spiderman" so he could defend his autism.

>>a little messed up in the head
I was under the impression Hex Maniacs were possessed by ghosts.

I wonder. Is this the same guy who always comissions Twilight Sparkle getting fucked by Spiderman?

>fuck off people can ship whoever they want

You're not serious, right?

spidey posting has gone too far

Shipping someone with Shrek will never not be fucking hilarious.

deadly serious.

They were so forgettable you didn't even realize they existed.

Wait, people can't ship whoever they want? I'm not defending his autistic shipping but he's right about that though.

Which one do you think he self-inserts as?

>just thought about how the creator might have wanted to ship lucina and spiderman
>read this post

boy

twitter.com/kongzillarex1/with_replies
Here, scroll down a bit and there's an entire history of him sperging at people.

You can ship whoever you like, but doesn't stop you being a weird creepy autist.

Hold the fucking phone. This isn't some kind of meme? The dude isn't baiting? He actually enjoys Spiderman porn?

The guy likes a brown white mix btw. And they have kids.

No, he enjoys porn of Spiderman with Lucina. Look it up, there's a disturbingly large gallery of terribly-made autistic gmod porn. He even made OC donut steel kids for them.

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Thicc used to be just meaty thighs, then the definition extended to include big hips (aka child bearing hips), then everything else to extend it into a particular body type, and then memers fucked it up further

What happened with the girl that used to draw all the Lucina fanart?

Bitches love Spider-man

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Hex has the best manicure.

It's still exactly that though. The problem is that you're listening to the memers.

Because they look like this and not like your 2D muh weeb/creep/tomoko crap

Fuck you Spiderman is Elsa's man!

>tfw i've actually fapped to the lucina x spiderman stuff mainly because i was craving for some 3D lucina porn

CUTE

It's highly implied they're just chuuni

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I'll be honest, it would have been a hilarious crack ship if the guy didn't take it seriously.

My niggers, I knew a girl just like that, she sat in the back corner alone and always was doodling on her drawings and when some guy came up to talk to her they always never went back to talk to her.Shame I'm a beta fag, I wouldn't have minded talking to her

>girl that used to draw all the Lucina fanart
which Lucina fanart

Why Spidey and not Parker, the face under the mask? Is it because the blank, expression-less face allows him to self-insert, loke those generic men with no eyes from doujinshis?

these girls
>messy hair
>bags under eyes
>often shy or anti social
>expressionless

what are they called

Losers

>what are they called


>he doesn't know

there's tons of doujins involving these types of girls.

>crack ship

What the fuck is this, fanfiction.net? Stop reminding me of my autistic childhood.

you've asked for this

There was a girl like that in my high school, but she was midget-level short and had nothing going for her. She was into me too, if I had dropped my standards I might not be a virgin today.

Did I make the wrong decision

>you will never date a sucy, a tomoko or a hex maniac

Most straight porn focus on the girls anyway.
Wait until you see him in the front pages in a "suicide" dressed as spiderman.

>tfw I realised I met what was basically a real Hex Maniac when I was in high school

Only knew her for like two days because it was a multi-school field trip thing. I got paired with her since we were both left after everyone else paired up.

She was all dressed in black, had long black hair and pale skin, talked about magic the whole time, gave me some really extensive info on how her magic worked. Like I'm talking full chuuni here. She was fun to talk to. I remember hearing the guys that night talking about how weird she was.

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>headcanon maniac
Disregarded

This guy is really something desu

Gelbooru and others use the tag "mojo girls", but I don't know where it comes from.

depends on whether you look awful yourself.

standards go both ways, ugly girls cant get 10/10 guys just like ugly dudes cant get 10/10 g girls.

Does he make the models himself

Don't stick your dick in crazy

This.

>oh man this girl in high school
No, you dodged a bullet.
TRUST me.

I guess I did.

Is this a sneak peek at the third generation of Troll Slaiyers in TGT?

>You dodged a bullet
Bitch please I've not dodged any bullets, those bullets weren't coming anywhere near me. I'd love if one of those bullets even considered coming within a mile radius of me.

How many girlfriends did you have?

>tfw no hex maniac gf
>tfw no gf like that at all
>tfw I entered a boys only highschool and wont get the chance of repeating that
FUCK

What is it with this fascination and guys liking women like Tomoko?
What's so special about them?

Looser girls are relatable for us, loosers.

They're just like me that's why

These types are a miracle of the universe. Especially Sucy.

exhentai.org/g/978880/3de635e08c/

I really like this one. I can't wait for it to be translated. And also [spoilers]I want to be her, especially in this doujin[/spoilers]

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well I fucked it up and now Sup Forums knows I'm extra horny without the spoiler tag. shit.

>Old men
>rape
The worst

i just find them cute. especially pic related

>Sucy
>Not Ride

>no tags for these type of girls in any doujin or booru websites

alast my quest to build my mojo collection is a hard one. i remember there being mojo threads on /h/ but that didn't survive as long