HOW THE FUCK DO WE STOP NINTENDO?

EVEN A-LIST CELEBS ARE SHOWING THEIR POWER LEVEL IN PUBLIC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

inb4
>They were paid to advertise!

this man was paid to walk around with this fucking thing

Pottery.

>they are not

...

What do we do now bros

Who is this guy?

Honestly one of my biggest complaints about the Switch is that it feels just slightly too bulky.

The DS and 3DS family systems were the perfect size to just tuck in your pocket on the go. The Switch is really big and awkward, but I guess having a bag fixes that.

>caring about what celebrities do

I hate saying this word but stop being a cuck

Who the fuck is that?

...

Who is this manlet?

I think that's Joe Jonas. He used to be super hot when he had long hair.

From The Weeknd's instagram.

Pre concert gaming

>think

>nintendo doesn't pay people to advertise their devices

Danny Brown

I'M LITERALLY SHAKING

>he died before he was able to play the greatest zelda title
this is the saddest thing you guys will think about today.

jonas bros got jacked XD

would have probably kept him from killing himself to be honestu.

>Switch can float in mid air

Why didn't Nintendo advertise this?

>user(you) are a celebrity
>nintendo gets in touch with your agent/manager
>"hello, this is Reggie of Nintendo of America. you're one of the hottest faces right now, and we would love for you to sponsor our product. if you're willing to, we'll pay you $1.5M to hold our console at one of your upcoming social events. you only need to smile, and if someone ask what you're holding, tell them 'The Brand new Nintendo Switch'."
does Sup Forums do it?

>3DS was considered a failure
>hir justin bieber to have the 3DS in a music video and some ads
>3DS becomes the best selling video game system for the month of December of all time with 3.5 million units sold

This shit works.

yes because I legitimately like Nintendo products.

How to apply a screen protector 101

>old Sup Forums
>look at this casual faggot console even celebs play
>nu/v/
>oh look miley cyrus is playing on the switch best console ever

>$1.5M

Let the call go through the voicemail.

Just look at beats.
Simply hiring a bunch of retard celebs to use your product in public makes a thousand times more money than actually making something good.

simply beautiful

>old Sup Forums
>Epic thread lol have 1 internet! u mad? he mad. Trolling is an art!
>nu/v/
>this man was paid to walk around with this fucking thing

>look at this casual faggot console even celebs play

This never happened.

>Trolling is an art
You blew it.

NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! IT SIMPLY IS NOT FAIR!!!!!

"a art" then, honestly it doesn't matter, my point is that people seem to think that Sup Forums was always serious business where everything we ever did was hate reddit and chad.

LOCK EM UP AND TROW AWAY THE KEY

Are his arms/hands Photoshopped here or something?
There's just something unsettlingly strange about this image

>yeezys
good taste

No way. All the hip guys bring their switch to the gym on leg day so they can game while they gain.

That's what a real male looks like, xXSasukeZXx

>1 second apart

it looks like they took a pic of him in a house or studio or something and photoshopped it to look like hes at a club or a party or something

It's a real promotional thing they did. Check Nintendo's YouTube

He's been training for the Wrek it Ralph live action movie

You're too slow

Switch is practically going to sell itself because people will carry it around in public

slow sonyfag

>jonas brother
this is Z list
Did i go back to 2008

holy shit those air bubbles

Zelda has always been one of the most Normie video games. Its no surprise that a well reviewed one with high publicity is being bought by celebs. You also cant lug around a ps4 or Xbone

>joe jonas
>aka "one of those guys who comes on after having cleaned up miley's trail of pussy slime at hannah montana shows"
>A-list

Go away Mickey.