That kid that tried to act tough in front of the girls

>that kid that tried to act tough in front of the girls

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>that kid who masturbated in class

>mfw I was that kid
i was never caught
or they just never told me

Please tell me you are joking.

Kill yourself

why the fuck do you jerk off in class

>That kid that acts tough on the internet
It's like every other post here lmao

i was like 14 years old at the time and i only did it once. please no bully

14 year olds aren't that stupid user that doesn't suddenly justify how stupid you were you retarded small dick sicko

Christ dude, you were old enough to know better.

>muh age

No sane person would do that at 14.

Seriously, neck yourself. Do the gene pool a favor.

>That kid who got picked last in gym class
>Every.
>Single.
>Time.
>He knew he wasn't good at sport, but it still killed him inside to see the rest of his team get dissapointed that they were stuck with him.
>He tried as hard as he could, but he couldn't do anything.
>His only friends were other losers.

w-what a loser, r-right?

ha...ha...

holy shit I thought you'd be in grade school or something

>getting triggered by masturbation
Americans......

Getting picked in gym class is literally only about popularity anyway

Damn son.

>jerking off in class

europoors ....

but masturbation is a sin

Oh my god.

This is from garry's mod or some other bullshit, right?

>that kid who would make non video gaming related topics on anonymous video game discussion boards

>tfw a kid takes the last of a lego set in the store that you wanted

post story and I'll think about it

>not being jewish
fucking americans

>did it on the bus
>multiple times
>one day me and the driver lock eyes in the rear view mirror
>still finish

>that kid who ruins the fun of everything
>that kid who told on everyone to the teacher

biggest piece of shit

>having a mutilated dick
fucking eur- oh wait

Why did you do it tho

I masturbate at school's bathroom but that's it

not that small, teenage hormones were just so overflowing that I just had to squeeze the tip for like 30-40 to make it happen.

sorry I triggered you, some people are just more virile than others, sometimes you just have to get off if the girl sitting in front of you has a whale tail

it's not a crime if you don't get caught

>that kid who stays alone in class when whole class skips it

Youre just a sexual deviant

I still done it in highschool
never got caught too

has anyone edited a BRAAAAAAAAp in yet?

wow, dude, that's sick.

Fucking disgusting degenerate

>that kid who reminds teacher about assignments every single time
Fucking faggot

I did that too. Only normies didn't jerk off in class.

The fat kid who had to be the first one to the cafeteria.

>that kid who Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Anonymous. They're busy tending to what's left of their board.
So you survived our fight on Sup Forums. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire website is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Anonymous needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL

That kid who showed off his GBA SP with a copy of megaman zero and advanced wars.

>that kid who you were kind of friends with that randomly came out of the closet and was never seen from again

GODDAMMIT

fairly normal in the neterlands now. all those new horny refugees cant control themselves near white girls

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wow he does not give a fuck at all. he just whips his entire package out and goes at it.

It's called Advance Wars, famalam
Nothing wrong with one of the best SRPGs and one of the toughest Mega Mans. He probably has better taste than you.

>getting triggered by degeneracy
Where do you think you are?

Well yeah I know that's why my pic was me being in awe of the games I didn't have at the time.

I never went that far but I did masturbate in the bathroom.
My teacher in 6th grade was so hot, I couldn't help but spend most of class fantasizing us having sex.

I did this once, I can't believe I actually managed to nail it.

The next thing you know, that kid admits that he hold hands with a girl in school

FOURTEEN YEARS OLD MASTURBATING IN CLASS

did you just jizz in your pants?
didn't your mother find out?
how can anyone not notice what the fuck

>that kid who was caught having sex with a girl in the 6th grade bathroom

You're my hero.

Never happened

>that kid who you locked eyes with for 1 minute and fell in love with

All too busy masturbating themselves.

Three earth graders were caught having sex on the stairs in my school.
The roof was cut off and no one ever went up the last flight of stars so they thought it was a safe spot but a janitor ended up walking in on it

>that kid who was your arch enemy in the room
>tfw you beat him

I don't get it. Cum stinks. How the hell you got away with it?

>that kid who got cold sore on their lip just in time for the school photo

I'm sure glad I went to school in late 90s/early 00s, when no one could record you doing nasty shit in class. Also recording someone taking a beating, that's the gayest shit ever. Happened to my friend and they called the cops on him.

>tfw you lost and all your enemies and friends passed you in life

>earth graders

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Eighth*

Well, it's an ME Andromeda thread

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>someone kicked this one kids school bag once and a turd rolled out

the only things i can coherently remember from it were that I was sitting at the bottom right of the class (so there was nobody sitting behind me or to the left of me) and the girl sitting in front of me had a very prominent whale tail (as was usual for girls of that era) and I only had to squeeze the tip, no visual hand movement included (just my hand in my pocket).

fags

If you are a fucking teenager and just discovered fapping and are forced to sit 45 minutes staring a teenagers thongs you would want to do it too, it's just a question of how much of a pussy you are

>teacher putting people in twos
>tfw put with crush

>Skipped school
>in 4th grade
>Lived about an hour away

Had police all around searching for me.
If I didn't go to the same school my mom taught at I wonder how much trouble the school would have got into.

this feel was so good back then, damn

>that kid of a new, exotic race that you lost your virginity with

>AND YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT DAY VIVIDLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR TIME

>t. swede

>tfw when groups of 3
>class number is impossible for everyone to be in groups of 3
>be the one left alone.

>everyone always said that my bullies would end up working for mcdonalds
>I end up working for mcdonalds while my bullies are making 6 figures

when I did it in class, I was still young so I just orgasm'd with no cum.

video games

Really?
My cum has a nice sweet smell.

She was an egyptian girl, she was hot as hell.

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>Cum stinks

Fix your diet

Literally only yourself to blame quit being a fucking loser and do something about it.

>that kid who thinks hes the shit but has no friends

That's capitalism 4u m8.

Did it once on a camping trip, we were on a small bungalow with 1 room dedicated to beds, like, the whole room was a giant bed with a small bunk bed on top, they were meant to be used by 3 people, 4 at most.
We were 8 people sleeping on that small room so we were basically sleeping pretty tightly to each other.
Thing is, my crush, was wearing a really tight pajamas which made her ass stand out a lot, you could even see the outline of her panties, for the whole night I was turned on as hell, so when we went to sleep I strategically positioned right behind her and after half an hour or so I started masturbating through my pants slowly enough so no one would notice, she started saying things like: "stop hogging the sheets, it's pretty cold" seems like my jerking was moving the sheets around, but I didn't care, the plan was to get to the edge and then grind my dick against her ass for a couple seconds.
When I was right there I pretended to stretch to get something from the other side of the bed as I finished on her hot ass.

I couldn't look at her eyes the next day, she didn't noticed since she treated me the same as always.

user I didn't ask for these feels

>that kid that grabbed your junk accidentally during soccer class

>was literally me

>That kid who lied about EVERYTHING in senior year of highschool

Dude claimed to have 2 girlfriends in france, said his aunt created a new operating system by fusing microsoft XP and Vista, his mom was in the FBI and he had a bunch of expensive cars.

He was too old to be pulling that shit

To you.
Not to anyone else.

Why do you think a girl that swallows is such a prize?

But you're 14 years old. You were old enough to cum.

Cum smells strongly to people other than the one who cum. It doesn't matter whether it smell nice or not, other people will notice it especially in the same closed room.

>its my fault my family abused and molested me and burnt me out on life and all my motivation
>at school im abused even more and no one likes me

delete this post right now

>join the army
>don't do shit
>fall over in training down a cliff, get hurt and have a scar near my eye
>friends think i'm a some kind of war hero

>ftw you were the one left alone
>tfw you enjoy being alone

>tfw you didn't kiss her when you should have

Every night I wonder how my life would have been different.

>tfw you were always the one no one picked for every class
>not even by your "friends"

I also tell that to myself.