>Elon Musk creates Neuralink brain electrode firm
>Tesla chief executive Elon Musk has launched Neuralink, a start-up which aims to develop technology that connects our brains to computers.
Fuck VR, soon we'll be controlling videogames with our fucking MIND
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sounds like scam, probably just using measurables like they always do
elon musk does a lot of things
but hes a billionaire with ADHD and doesnt consolidate his efforts
all his endeavors feel like a fancy he had while taking a shit, except normal people like you and me do not have the captial to start it
>go bald
>become billionaire tech playboy so you can get new hair
>hairline is fading is pic
what a cuck id rather have hair then be a insanely intelligent tech ceo billionaire
At least somebody is doing it. If I had his money I'd do the same 2bh.
>paypal
>tesla
>spacex
>not consolidating efforts
nigger what the fuck? hes great a delegating its why he opted not to go for the hyperloop himself
Is hyperloop abandoned then?
Because hyperloop wont happen ever.
It's flawed design. Even if it wouldn't be abandoned, it would be just a waste of resources to siphon any money into it.
What's flawed with it? I don't know much about it honestly.
hyperloop is a engineering failure
he was kicked from paypal for trying to change to microsoft server software
telsa is not what average people can afford
spacex is just getting nasa table scraps for restocking ISS
he wants to get to mars not for humanitys sake, but for the much easier launch delta v needed to mine asteroids, worth billions
when will hairlets ever fucking learn
>listen up user...
Has anyone said what this ACTUALLY is?
yeah yeah bring us the fucking waifus already
i dont want to be the 40 year old dude romancing virtual werewolves
Meanwhile, Tencent entered into Tesla's capital for about 5%
Go ahead gweilo, upload some more League of Legends into your brain
When I get Neuralink, first game that I play will be Sword Art Online, no way that could go wrong
>create virus
>completely hijack users body
How dangerous it is in if anything fails, how difficult it is to actually pump out THAT much air out of the proposed tube. And there are still some sort of issues of actually building it in the desert due to some of the materials expanding in the heat etc.
Musk is a fucking hack and you all are brainless shills for falling for whatever next retarded meme he came up with.
>Sucks to be you my brain has Linux installed
>I have complete control of my body
>Everyone else are drones from Illuminati
>Nobody notices me
>Illuminati doesn't even think it is worth their time to send drones to hunt me
>tfw turn senile, old and alone afraid that Illuminati might be chasing me
>wake up in a virtual world
>as a girl
Great. Now the CIA and Russians will be literally hacking people to steal votes and then anyone that has this tech will be banned from voting.
People are just desperate for future shit. Is he even turning a profit on anything at this point?
last I heard he was offering 100 grand mentorships, that sounds desperate as fuck
His next business is a tunnel drilling company
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Russians working on teleportation in the meanwhile :^)
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>simulated experience inc
Oh yeah, a russian teleporter, go in on one end and commie out on the other side.
Reminder that Musk is a hack and that his businesses only survive because of green subsidy
Whoa cool!
I can't wait to sacrifice my humanity!
Now the NSA can literally read your thoughts!
I don't have any humanity anyway.
>Mining asteroids
>Worth billions
Missing a few zeroes there
Not really. The market would be flooded so costs would go down.
That is very simplistic, you think De beers sells all their diamonds at the same time?
>you get to live with your waifu/be the cute girl/live out your fantasy/etc... in mind-link virtual reality
BUT
>Elon Musk hijacks your body once a week at a random interval to jack off in your skin
would you?
What a mild consequence
There's a difference between diamonds and bulk resources.
This, Satan could use that time to eat orphans for all I care.
Oh you mean like OPEC? you dumb faggot.
No. Like bulk iron ore and bauxite.
You do understand that resource producing countries limit production when the price is too low? And how is oil not a bulk resource dum dum
yea im gonna need sauce on this
So what you're saying is that mining asteroids is a money tree, while also saying that production is shut down on low prices?
Prices which will be low because there'll be a shitload of new material on the market.
Finally someone took it upon himself to develop DNIs.
Based Musk!
>soon we'll be controlling videogames with our fucking MIND
Fool, that technology is for the old & wealthy to extend their lives by another 50-100 years by which they'll use that time to make life as miserable for us peasants as possible.
>doesnt consolidate his efforts
How do you think he became a billionaire?
But thats just the thing, you dont HAFT to dump it all on the market at once. Supply just enough for all the earthbound producers to go bankrupt and shut down then jack up the prices.
Musk is the most interesting person alive
prove me wrong
why is musk the only rich person in the world who is into funding cool shit?
Why would the old and wealthy oppress us when they can play peasant oppression simulator
i mean i guess it's interesting how abrupt financial success leads to mental illness, and in particular his retreat into a young adult's fantasies
also he is chasing Amber Heard, what the fuck dude! That girl is bell biv devoe
so...what your saying is that the rich should just horde their money until they die, then pass it down to their children, who horde it till they die, repeat forever. Instead of spending money on science. Do you vote democrat by any chance?
youre're*
... huh.
Do you think Soros plays Vicki-2?
The amount of money it would cost to actually fund the project would mean you'd need a return on investment ASAP.
Also I can't tell, are you implying the democratic party Isnt full of oligarchs?
Cool, wonder how much government money will end up padding his bank account from this little startup with nothing to show for it
futurism isn't scientific
If I had money I'd just fund videogames I wanted to play.
Oh now you are just splinting hairs. Return on investment ASAP? do you even know how investments work? here is a hint 15 percent is considered fantastic. And you dont get it all at once you dumb child
you do realize that his "fancies" have yet to flop and he started with very little capital? You should read up on him, he might be the one man I actually Respect with a big R.
He helped make PayPal from nothing, then with a couple of million (not nearly as much as people think) he managed to start up Tesla and SpaceX, and SpaceX was so underfunded they literally had no backup plan, they had to make it fly after as set no. of tries or it's lights out. And Musk put everything on the line.
What is more interesting today is not that Neuralink gossip, but first flight of re-used space rocket in history of mankind. If it actually works, it can drop prices for space exploration from 36mil to 11 mil per flight. Let that sink in for a moment.
I know exactly how investment works. That's why I understand that a project that's probably fifty years away at the EARLIEST is not a good investment by any measure. Especially not for the hundreds of billions of dollars that would be required.
There are a great number of ways of making money from investments, and investing in space mining is one of the stupidest.
>all that useless shit
As that one user said, retarded memes produced in a moment of boredom while taking a shit.
"My hips are moving on their own!"
There are amputees with implanted prosthetics that they can control with their minds like a regular arm now, fyi.
But that's not your original argument, go a head and be like a women and never admit that you could possibly be wrong.
Why settle for the imitation if the real thing is possible?
Hyperloop will be a major engineering success
He created PayPal and then sold it to begin working on other projects
Tesla is creating some of the most advanced automobiles on the market, which are becoming more affordable than ever
SpaceX has made more progress in the past few years than NASA has in all of its existence
He wants to get to Mars to further humanities probability for existence, and who tf cares if he wants to make billions off of mining asteroids
All of these are objective facts.
Plenty of people play fps, but they don't shoot people in real life
Some do though.
Most people that shoot people in real life have also tried coca cola at least once. It doesn't mean anything, there is no link.
That might be the foolish venture that will break him. I guess that is the power of pussy.
Everyone takes a shit, some people who take shits blow themselves up in the name of Islam. Should we monitor toilet paper sales for potential terrorists?
>look like young musk
fucking fuck
I really doubt it, he looks like chip and or dale
How many Indians have blown themselves up executing terrorist attacks? Hmm.
Maybe we should start shitting on the street.
No way I'm connecting a computer directly to my brain while the capitalist ruling class still exists.
Not going to post a picture but it's true.
>tfw stupid
You are forgetting hindu nationalists, who have carried out various terrorist attacks, including suicide bombing
It was his bad example, not mine. Most people that play shooters either pursue military careers or shoot guns at ranges as a hobby.
Post a picture and block out your eyes.
Unless your yellow
You are stupid, most people that play shooters are 11 years old and/or russian. Stop making false assertions
Illuminati
Literally no downsides to this situation desu
Known hack. Fuck him.
>Elon Musk creates Neuralink brain electrode
Elon Musk just wants those precious mediacal research government grants and investor money.
After all, he already exhausted transportation, energy and space funding and his companies are in the red. Need to find a new source of income soon.
I didn't know 11 year olds never age.
what is a moonshot
I can't think of anything more idiotic than a brain implant or full on digital backup.
You literally have to trust that every single life-form that ever happens across your data for the rest of time doesn't feel like messing with you. It's pure insanity, and I'd kill myself by shoving my head into a grinding machine if a government felt like forcing people to get this shit for "safety".
Living forever doesn't mean anything if even one version of yourself is endlessly tortured.
how do I meme myself into billions
In a Star Trek-like society that's cooperative and in which nobody has a reason to fuck with you, it might make sense. But our primitive society is based on competition and slitting each others throats while spitting on morality.
I agree that in this particular world we choose to continue to live in, it would be crazy. But it's possible for us to choose a different world where people torturing each other is unthinkable.
It's not like it'll matter to the you that uploads the backup. There's probably no way to actually transfer your current consciousness so the backup would act like you in every way but it wouldn't BE you. You'd only appear immortal to the people around you
Update me when I can beat a dragon to death with a mace in fully immersive first person preferably in an mmo where I can show off to the world how I'm better than them at killing fire breathing lizards.
There's probably no way of knowing whether that's true or not. In fact, you probably just think you're the same you as yesterday, and in fact your consciousness is more of a moment-to-moment phenomenon.