YOU CAN BECOME A BOSS IN THE DARK SOULS III DLC

YOU CAN BECOME A BOSS IN THE DARK SOULS III DLC

LOOK THIS SHIT UP

I JUST FACED A DUDE NAMED BIGUSDIKUS

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

give me a quick rundown on bigusdikus

Gonna need the quick rundown first.

>I have never played Demon Souls the thread

the call that saved gaming

Demon's Souls did this years ago, what's the big deal?

Can I have a swift summary?

give me a basic Gestalt on the man in the OP image

won't be enough, you're gonna need the big enchilada

Be careful, the Bogpill is not to be taken lightly

>BIGUSDIKUS
Is that supposed to be funny?
I don't see how this name is funny at all.

The boss that saved this shitty DLC

He has a wife you know.

You focused on the wrong point, dingus.

Incontinentia.

>reciting worst faction
Romanes Eunt Domus

it's latin, retard

Incontinentia Buttox.

Is it better to do:

244 Physical + S Scaling in Strength
or
125 Physical, 171 Lightning, with C in Str, and A in Faith??

That name is a quote from a Pokémon doujin where a trainer fucks his Braixen.

Split damage is shit in DS3 and so is most magic so go retard strength.

*has 3 animations*
*swing every x seconds*
*do 100000000 dmg on hit*

holy shit goty

also epic bogs lmfoa XDD

He's just some Frenchman who thought he and his brother got the best plastic surgery in the world and unironically thought they are bunch of handsome hunks.

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>user was never heard from again

Here´s a quick rundown:

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings..

>He's never seen Life of Brian

They asked for a fucking rundown, not the epic of Gilgamesh

Or you know, Monty python

still waiting for that phone call

this is the quick rundown you newfaggot

You could've just posted

>he's rich and powerful


Nobody cares about your stupid plastic idol cult

thats literally the rundown you fucking newfag, now take your bogpill

Underageb&

>YOU CAN BECOME A BOSS IN THE DARK SOULS III DLC
I am also glad that the Old Monk fight is back from Demon's Souls.