This man is going to beat you up if you can't finish the game you're currently playing before the end of the day

this man is going to beat you up if you can't finish the game you're currently playing before the end of the day
how fucked are you?

What if I already beat the game and just finding collectibles and stuff in the post-game?

>Implying I play games anymore

*hits his legs*

I can't remember the last game I played

you have to collect them all

>FF14

How do I beat an MMO?

>Tales of Berseria

Can it be a light beating?

Need at least another week. But I can fight that dumb meatbag, MMA four years, third place local area. Lock and choke, easy.

>level 7 in new vegas

>Just cause 3
bitch i'm grinding for 100% wr

Shadow Warrior 2.

Should be fun, don't think the main quest is too long.

But I'm having fun doing all the bonus missions and side quests don't make me rush through senpai ;_;

shiiiit, I spent most of yesterday finishing the Zora Temple and getting to the arbiter grounds in Twilight Princess... I'm fucked.

Wasn't he in Ready 2 Rumble Boxing?

Jokes on you, I can just remove my OS chip and get ending T.

SAPP TIME

Speech and sneak game's done in an hour.

>they're RNG dependant
Fug

I still remember the time when CroCop punched him in the eye and he curled into a fetus position and cried like a bitch, good times.

>DDDA hard mode
I'll manage.

i just finished 999 this morning, user

>have to beat Bernard in Furi

GG no RE

Okami 12 hours in. HLTB says it's 37 hours long. Fug

why would emptyhero want to beat us up?

am i supposed to be intimidated by this man? wow he went to the gym and did some pushups and got some musles...musles mean nothing in a fight.

while this guy was wasting his time doing useless thing like getting big, i was cultivating inner strength and studying the ancient Chinese craft of fighting. who do you think is going to win? i could beat this man mentally and physically

I wasn't playing any game.

FUCK

your martial arts are no match for my pipe bomb

>adventures of mana
It's only 6-7 hours so i'm fine

Jokes on you
I already beat it

I haven't played a game in over a month...

That's gotta be copypasta.

While Bob Sapp is a big fucking gentle-giant, he does have formal combat sports training, beyond his incredible body conditioning.

He's also a fucking physiological mutant, at 350lbs 6'7 & like 43 years old or some crazy shit.

Fuck your ancient chinese art. I've a more effiicient methodology.

Polymer tipped 6.5mm projectiles traveling at over 810m/s

Or a 5ft long, 6lb hunk of aluminum.


I like Sapp tho.

if an asian woman sucked bob sapps penis she'd be a a yellow bellied sapp sucker

Jokes on you, I was gonna finish replaying Mark of the Ninja anyways.

>Myst
>

I can take the beating. What I couldn't take is playing Myst like a speedrunner

Night In The Woods? Sure!

sapp is literally just a big nigg. awful fighter. look at his mma record. dude sucks. also said in interviews he would tap out before ever getting hurt. id take any faggot who has been to a gym recently and isnt a total pussy over this roided up sissynigg

You son of a bitch you.

I could finish BotW right now, but I still have two Divine Beasts, not to mention side quests and Koroks.

is he clued in enough to understand how Nier Automata's endings work?

if no then I'm fine. If yes then I have work to do.

It's fine. Toss Bob Sapp a few bucks and he'll take a dive anyway.

>tfw farming for Yasuke's armor text in Nioh
Why the hell won't it drop?

Just started starcraft campaign.
I do not have to finish broodwar r-right?

Overwatch, don't know what the endgame is but if he wants to beat me I will just run and watch how Bob collapses after 200m.

This

Just need to get the Reaper IFF and due the suicide mission and I'm good.
What's that like just a few hours?

Impossible to finish Warframe

get ALL endings

>Bob Sapp
>beat anyone up

Incredibly fucked, I'm at work all day

dota 2
what happens?

Well I think I should be able to beat Primeval in EOU by today so I'm lucky.