Things you can say about Breath of the Wild, but not your girlfriend

Things you can say about Breath of the Wild, but not your girlfriend...

first post worst post

It exsists

I have one.

t. reddit

we have sex every night

Was relatively cheap for its features.

You are a 10/10
I don't have a girlfriend, I have mommy problems

Im gonna dress like a girl when I play with you while sitting on the toliet in handheld mode

it sucks dick