Controller sold separately

>controller sold separately

why is this acceptable?

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>game sold separately

Why is this allowed?

you don't need a game to play with a console doe

Threadly reminder that even one of the joy-cons has more buttons than a Wii Remote.

plaing with split joycons is comfy as fuck

you should try it

>water sold separately

life is a ripoff

Does anyone's pro controller's right analog stick creaks when you tilt it? It's driving me nut.

Because Nintendo are massive jews.

just wait for a rain you dumb fuck. Or better yet, go to a lake. Water is free there. Just make sure you boil it to kill off any bacteria.

>want a player 2 controller
>have to buy a whole nother concole
why is this acceptable?

it would be if they could stay connected fucking ever. i can't even recline my chair since my foot sticking up actually blocks the signal from the joycon to the console. its terrible

Probably just has some dust in it. Try blowing it out with an air can, or take it apart if you're skilled enough.

>muh comfy meme
People said the same thing about the wii remotes and those were garbage. Im sure its the same thing here.

My Yiga.

I've never got a sync issue thankfully.
You should send your Joy-Con to Nintendo and they'll swap it for a functional one. That's what they've been doing.

>electric service sold separately
>tv sold separately
>chair sold separately
>house to put it all in sold separately

wow thanks nintendo.

I did take it apart and couldn't identify the issue, from the sound of it it seems to come from inside the small box where the whole stick mechanism is located.

>have to pay for gas to boil the water
>people will defend this

>I cant be lazy and play video games at the same time

Boo fucking hoo

>Pic related

>You should send your Joy-Con to Nintendo

i would but the pro controllers have been sold out everywhere and i don't want to stop playing zelda

i guess i could check again, it's been awhile

It already comes with 1.5 controllers, though.

There are D.I.Y. solutions, but you'd be fucking your warranty.
cnet.com/news/nintendo-switch-joycon-desync-connectivity-issue-fix/

>you don't need a game to play a game

>not checking your settings

my fastest settings speedrun in the switch is about 3 minutes. trying to shave off a few frames to go for the world record

You gotta include the gimmick with the console otherwise it won't take off, you can't have both otherwise it will increase the price of the console and turn people away.

See: Kinect

You can tell that to the Nintendo rep and they might figure something out. Some one said they set up were they pay for a new joy con from Nintendo, and when they receive your broken one, they take away the payment.

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>needing gas to light a fire

Look at this pleb.

Crystal Chronicles was so good.
Everyone already owned GBAs by the time it came out, so that argument was so shit

>complaining about the only console that comes with 2 controllers for not including one more

The relationship between Nintendo and their fanboys is like a rich attractive guy who treats women like complete shit and they love him for it.

Joycons are shit though.
Why can't there be another bundle that has a pro controller instead of joycons?

>that comes with 2 controllers
You may think you're funny, but in reality you're just another worthless prick.

Why not wait a few months and retailers will bundle that shit themselves

The console come with a controller.

>some people like the joy cons
>some don't
>joycons are necessary for what the system is trying to be
>a controller isn't
>there for NYYAAAAAA NINTENDO SHOULD APPEAL TO ME AND A SMALL MINORITY OF PEOPLE.

>weeb spouting BS again
to the trash it goes, don't bother replying numbnut

How can you be sure

It's true though, almost every commentator i've seen talks about the joycon as being an acceptable, but not perfect solution. Its only a minority of self aggrandized idiots who think the average person cares.

Worthless as this shitposting thread you dingus

>not playing with split joycons in a reclined position for max comfy
>being so ham handed that you need a pro controller

And to anyone claiming to have sync issues I pity you, I'm sitting ten feet away from my Switch and I have my TV positioned directly between me and it at the halfway point (my setup is weird) and I have never had any sync issues with my joycons i have a launch day neon switch

Care to explain to me how you think the Switch doesn't come with two controllers?

I seriously want to know how your logic works

unless you're just shitposting

>GladiumTonitrua

There argument will basically boil down to "It doesn't come with the two controllers I want"

oh, so they are just shitposting, not surprising

I can't wait to have MK8 and be able to pass off a joycon to my friend so we can destroy our friendship

Nintendolts would eat literal shit if their slanty-eyed overlords told them to