They actually went and did it
Am I the only one who thinks cow tits are hot? Not the cow, just the tits
Farmers vs gamers
farmers holding the milk bottle, gamers getting milked.
really makes you think...
They're warm. Not hot. Also if you spook a cow. You'll get sour milk.
Is Audrey participating?
Teats.
I would let her have sex with me, no hesitation.
They need to stop acting like people like this game, just move on with advertising Splatoon 2.
i would be very hesitant before I let her bile even come close to touching my dick
What next, playing Super Bomberman R with REAL terrorists?
I don't know about that but I'd drink her milk.
I can respect a man with standards, but I would cum inside of her. If you know what I mean.
whats her ig
She should get her own game
>Audrey jerking off a cow as fast as possible in a loose bra.
Is my cow sick then? Because it has hot tits man
no one but amish milk cows by hand. not even the smallest of the small boutique farms or homesteads. cow milking machines are cheaper than microwaves. pretty sure a lot of places require them by law, for health and safety (to the cow and handler) reasons.
girlwhoissuper
this. as soon as i saw that the actual game is FMV retardation and it wasn't just a strange marketing campaign, i stopped giving a shit about it in the slightest
audrey should be the one getting milked
I know exactly what's going to happen
>farmer is inexperienced because barely anyone hand milks anymore and probably hasn't even played the game so even they did know how to handmilk, the method probably wouldn't work
>gamer would have played this about 10000 times and will know the ins and out
>there's something on our console other than Zelda!
Stop it.
Goddamn I fucking hate Nintendo.
hnnnnngh this bitch pleases my bimbo face fetish perfectly
I want to cum inside her tits.
Not on them, but inside, impregnate them like in my Chinese cartoons
Same user. Her big fake bimbo tits are nice too.
Like nipple fuck her, and fill her mammary glands with cum?
Yes, make her tits balloon even more as I fill them with Semen
then milk them?
Yes. Milk one using my 1,2 switch skills, while she sucks her other one.
>I would let her have sex with me, no hesitation.
>let
okay guy, calm down