CURSE YOU...ZELDA!

CURSE YOU...ZELDA!
CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU...Link!

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>I was a dumb 7 year old when I played this game for the first time
>My name was fucked up with lower case and upper case letters

>Curse you jON


goddamit

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CURSE YOU... FaGgOt!

So what do you choose? If you choose LINK you fuck up all the game, if you choose Link you fuck up the most important scene.

>Rename pokemon in regular casing
>keeps that name when evolved
>tfw Haunter the GENGAR

I laughed more than I should have

It actually makes sense if you imagine it as his voice trailing out into the distance

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CURSE YOU...SAGES!!
CURSE YOU... (YOU)!

Bravo Nintendo

You edit your save file before the cutscene dummy.

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CURSE YOU...[chuckles]!

>I can't afford getting fucked in the ass

Protip: In TP, name Epona "my ass".

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>getting fucked in the ass looks too intense for me
>I can't afford getting fucked in the ass
My sides

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CURSE YOU....YOU WILL DIE!

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>born unto a race of women
>only male in a 1000yrs
>cursed by ganon at birth because a Link was born also
>ruins his chance at life because a boy named Link was born

was he really wrong? did he deserve it?

Gerudo males are born every 100 years. As far as we know Demise's curse only manifested as a Gerudo male once, but that Gerudo is very good at staying alive and has great influence. Not to mention, it'd probably be best to keep him alive anyways so that the curse doesn't manifest as some new enemy.

man I decided to click on one these threads for the first time
this is literally Sup Forums tier go fuck yourselves

Could you actually have a deeper Ocarina of Time story where Ganondorf held a grudge against the Royal Family for cutting off the Gerudo, thus adding empathy to his character?

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he coveted the wind

i suppose

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