You used how many fucking sheets of computer paper and ink you wasted?

>You used how many fucking sheets of computer paper and ink you wasted?
>What the fuck is a GameFAQs?

Did any of you waste a shit ton of ink and paper as a kid?

Fucking FFX

>that tiny ass belt
does he have a 10 inch waist or some shit

No, he has a 12 inch cock.

Me and my dad used to do this for games we were stuck on.

The problem with GameFaqs was how their pages were laid out. It seemed like every page needed two sheets of paper due to their page spacing and that garbage small text at the bottom of the webpage. Even today, their faqs are pretty printer unfriendly.

once used my step dads tax paperwork to print out a golden sun walkthrough

I printed out a bunch of DBZ pictures to draw.

Dad was pissed.

>his dad didn't have a special discipline belt
How poor are you?

>Download maplestory
>Play the fuck out of it in high school
>Parents would always think maplestory gave viruses and scream my head off if the computer was too slow.

he used to beat you with a fucking belt when he got stuck on a game?

why would your mom get mad you used some paper sheets? Were you so poor you couldnt even afford paper?

>his dad didnt beat him with his fists in a drunken rage
h-haha look at this normalfag

>needing a belt
>not just getting molested
beta dad detected

>his dad didn't break his nose with a toaster when he was 8 years old for not wanting to go to school

no wonder Sup Forums is filled with trap lovers

Lands of Lore 2: Götterdämmerung (seriously underrated game)

We also had some kind of programm with a fish who got fed when printing. It was a win win.

My father wasnt convinced that much.

damn i would take a beating rather then being raised by a single mother anyday

>printing off 1000 sheet anime fanfics.

I was such a loser in Hs.

>he didn't just copy paste to Word and resized the text
You guys were stupid as children

>getting molested
>not having your dad cuck you with your prom date
get on my level.

I once printed the entire guide to Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. 70something pages

It was worth it.

Not if you had Word, ctrl+c/v, and the eyesight to print out in 4-6 point font, single line.

FFX and Viva Pinata are my pre-portable printer destroyers.

user, UNINSTALL ALL THESE GAMES OFF THE COMPUTER. YOU ARE MAKING IT SLOW AND GIVING IT A VIRUS.

yeah printed out the entire FF8 guide in like 250 pages

what a time that was

Your mom called you user? How odd

i would occasionally print stuff off for N64 games since. I would staple them but sometimes my mother who was a teacher would get them laminated while i was at school.

im a piece of shit son

>getting cucked
>not getting gangbanged by your dad, uncle, and his friends and being left in a pile of hot cum

And I wonder why Im a fucking slut

>His dad didn't use to beat him senseless when he got bad grades in school and leave him without dinner for days
>His dad didn't make him follow the same professional path that has always been in the family

I might hate my job and remember my childhood but at least I can pay for my vidya lol

>Did any of you waste a shit ton of ink and paper as a kid?
I never got shit. I had a ton of scrap paper and pencils/pens.

>his dad didnt make him help carry his bleeding unconscious mother he knocked to the bathroom because she accidentally dropped his ashtray
fucking betas I swear to god. Just man up

Nah I printed all that shit at my aunt's office and she didn't mind because the company paid for it anyways. I once printed every Action Replay code for Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire.

I only printed off the part I was stuck on. I did get in trouble for printing out a bunch of porn to hide under my bed though.

>not using the school library printers for all your faqs
I don't think any gaming site was blocked on those things.

But I built you a separate computer Mom, stop trying to guess my password.

It was a pretty secretive family.

I run a copy shop and I have a bunch of part timers who work for me, most of them in high school. They're generally good kids and I'm happy with them but fuck if they don't waste a lot of paper for stupid reasons.

And the paper wouldn't be so bad if they didn't waste so much precious ink on them. Do they have any idea how expensive ink is for industrial copy machines?

I printed my chinese cartoon porn so I could keep it with me.

>WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THE INK I JUST BOUGHT SOME THE OTHER DAY

Same. Remember printing out Teen Titans and Totally Spies shit back then.

I printed out basically all pokemon entries from serebii.net
Each entry was like 3/4 pages
I printed them at batches every day but it never mattered because my family wasn't poorfags.

>print out 60+ pages worth of Pokemon cheats
>none of them work
>about 100 duplicates of each cheat
>most are Gameshark codes, didn't even know what the fuck that was at the time

>Tfw my dad would beat me up if I beat him in smash or any other multiplayer games

>do this years ago
>forgot there was still a few in the printer queue
>suddenly a dozen hentai images are crapped out of the printer when my mom turns it on the next morning

I-it was a virus!

my dad threw the gamecube controller at my head when I got a hole in one in tiger woods pga tour 2003

>that kid who would watch tentacle hentai in the library in high school

right near the librarian too, the absolute madman.

Never printed shit out, but I remember making a map on grid paper with my dad for the desert section of a kings quest game we played. Don't remember which one.

I didn't need to print shit because I could fucking remember animal crossing cheats

Little shits nowadays with their smartphones don't know about de struggle of trying to print out GTAVC cheat codes and pics of WWE divas on the schools library printer without getting caught.

Went to the cybercafe and printer like 50 pages for a Zelda Oracle/Seasons guide.

fucking resident evil directors cut lol

luckily it was the neighbours printer and he was a cuck

Me and my dad did it for vice city. Times were so much simpler.

>he didn't have a beige CRT monitor in his room to relay glorious 800x600 walkthrough information over dialup while he played on the TV
What's it like not having been a rad kid

>that kid who would print out necrophile fetish material in 6th grade

>they printed shit out
>they didn't bring a notepad into the grocery store and copy down cheats from those 1001 cheat code books

what a bunch of plebs

Me and my dad never bonded over anything because he was too busy watching TV.

wow what a weird kid haha who would do that hahaha

>Single Mom
>Don't have a lot of games
>Get FFX for christmas, play the fuck out of it
>Talk to Mom about it, stuck on one part
>the next day she brings home a 200 page printed out gameFAQs guide that she printed at work
I don't know how you found it Mom but that was pretty awesome. I think I still have it shoved in a box somewhere shittily stapled together

I printed out the entire Age of Empires 2 Computer Player Strategy Builder Guide once. It's around 100 pages. Luckily, my parents weren't home at the time so they didn't notice.

We didn't have a printer, at least not one that I was allowed to use, when I was growing up. I would have to ask my dad to look for something on his computer, memorize whatever it was that I needed, and go back to the game. If I couldn't remember then I would have to run back and forth between my dad and the game until my dad got annoyed enough that he told me to figure it out myself.

Fucking privileged young people now can just print it or read it on their phones.

>not downloading sheets of garbage from cheatcc
cmon kiddo....

>your mom's friend calls
>have to wait two hours for her to get off

I had a friend in elementary school whos older brothers would make him open up copies of diablo 2 in walmart and write down cd keys everytime they would get banned

I think I had some acquaintances that did that with WoW subs and got arrested. I would say friends but they were kind of shitty people. I think one time they also thought they hacked a gold seller site but I think all they did was just change the HTML code and convinced themselves that it worked on the seller's servers. They were dumb.

Not for vidya
I would print out my anime waifus

In middleschool I used to print out scanlations of ongoing series to share with the class (mostly Naruto). I got caught one day when the librarian decided to check the printer and saw hundreds of pages of manga on it. I don't know how much ink I wasted.

I used to have 36 hour lan parties with my dad playing games like Ghost Recon, Raven Shield, HL1, GunMan Chronicles, CS 0.7 and all kinds of other games. Those were good times and up to this day I still don't understand how the fuck we could play games this fucking long without a sensible break apart from pooping and eating.

>go to grocery store once a week or two with mummy
>bring paper and pen and copy shit from magazines

>want to print out the dragons dogma faq on a work printer
>"Looks like 22 pages, that will be done relatively fast"
>mfw I come back from a toilet break and the printer says "printing 36/540"

>not FF VIII

Confirmed for not making it.

Is Friday night fucking nostalgia night around here or what? Jesus fuck the amount of nostalgia threads.
Do you all get drunk on Friday night and come to Sup Forums to relive your childhoods? I know I do.

I get drunk and come here on Sup Forums to do exactly that because otherwise I'll just make myself look like a pathetic mess on facebook

I printed Morrowind, Bloodmoon, and Tribunal

This was because I didn't know how to print only certain pages

>no internet at home
>had to take a floppy disk to the library and copy paste a bunch of gamefaqs walkthroughs for dragon quest games
>looking at all the 9/11 images in magazines while waiting for a free computer

I printed out guides and cheat codes.
Then I printed out anime pictures and stuck them too my wall as posters

My dad hated videogames and anything that had to do with them with a passion. Playing vidya with your dad must make for pretty nice memories :|

>the fact that you assumed it was her mom and not her dad tells us stuff about your emotional development

no but i did probably ruin my eyesight from staring at monitors

holy shit that filename

it was just a regular person belt with studs on it. Also captcha asked me to pick the hampster, the correct answer was the hamster, the guinea pig, the squirrel, and a cartoon bunny.

>bad vidya experiences

POST IT its the most recognisable one ever

Nah, but I got the ole' "These games are slowing down the computer"

>risk getting caught printing fap fuel
>not getting a good look and holding the mental image long enough to rub one out in the library bathroom

I had a neighbor whose dad actually said this. On top of not installing more than a couple of games at a time, we couldn't play more than a couple of hours of Heroes straight because "the computer became overloaded".

So we then switched to Pokemon on NO$GMB and I grabbed the chair from behind while he played to rumble it when he got hit in battles.

And then was the original Smash Bros, and pen and paper roleplaying, and our first girlfriends... Shit. Those were the days... FUCK YOU Sup Forums FOR MAKING ME REMEMBER

I tried FFX too... Ran out of ink before I even caught up to where I was in the game... No idea why I didn't start printing from where I already got instead of from the start

mine was the same, we could be doing anything else, but if he came home and saw us gaming he instantly got in a bad mood.
I wonder how all these parents nowadays feel about their kids coming home and instantly jumping on the ipads. I live in next to an elementary school and dont see any kids playing outside anymore.

>school kept track of what people printed off, and how many pages
>some retard always left without logging off
>printed off gamefaqs guides using their accounts to get away with it

>his dad didn't buy porn magazines and leave them around the house for him to find and receive "accidental sex education" thus saving his dad the trouble

The day I found those 70s gay rape comics something rustled inside.

you legit cant even play tag in some schools nowadays as in banned, because its "bad" or "dangerous"

Literally more expensive than liquid gold.
t. run a publishing company

>My dad
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Holy shit. I mean, my brother used to get upset and flail me with controllers when I beat him in games like SF2, Twisted Metal and Battle Arena Toshinden, but for fuck's sake

Me and my dad bonded over my dysfunctionally dependent relationship towards him. I think you're better off.

>he didn't just go back and forth between the console and the family computer wen using a guide
>not being a good boy and only printing the cheat codes

>His dad didn't leave him before he could even talk
l-look at this n-newfag haha

>That one kid who doesn't believe in personal space and would overly touch everyone in a normal conversation.

>Sometimes he would hump the teacher or anyone else he was close to.

>dad never physically abused anyone but he did cheat on my mother and ignored my existence for all 21 years that i knew him
do i still get to join the cool kids club

My mom had her PC in the living room so I never really needed to print shit out, although I did whenever I went to my friends place

She didn't care because she was a bigger gamer than I was

>read POST IT
>try to figure out what do POST requests have to do with anything

Fuck I work too much.

You're shit at phone sex, lad

When I was a kid I found CP on the internet.

I thought it was normal to fap to them because they were about the same age as I was. Only years later I started thinking that something was off.

Believable and disturbing all at the same time, great stuff

heh

I still do that from time to time.
It's fun.