*line of 5 people forms behind you*

*line of 5 people forms behind you*

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*continue making my horrible soda for as long as i want without giving a shit about these so called 'people' because i'm not insecure and they're probably below me on a social status level anyway*

everytime I use this machine the touchscreen is inaccurate as fuck. I press the button for Hi-C and I end up getting water.

This is my gf Judy, say something nice to her!

*mixes root beer and lemonade*

>eating at a fast food restaurant
Gross. Get it to go.

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*mixes sprite and ketchup*
No really, it's actually pretty good. I call it "Spretchup".

I've only seen this machine once when I visited the shithole san francisco. They're fucking awful compared to the regular row of soda dispensers.

Is this the one that mixes drinks?
I can't imagine that too many combinations taste great.

You got it wrong.. It's
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this triggers me cuz i work at a jack in the box with these things and old fucks are always asking how you work it

its so fucking simple jesus christ how do these retards even remeber to breathe

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I fucking hate that rabbit

>the soda you want is not available

the touchscreen is always dirty or greasy

Lime Coke. Lime fucking Coke is the best drink ever and the fact that those fuckers stopped selling it in bottles motivates me to burn down their retarded faggot headquarters

Wait, you mean they actually did put some boards together?
How the fuck did they skip Sup Forums and Sup Forums.

I hate those fucking things. I just want a fucking Coke or something but I have to navigate 3 different touchscreen menus just to tell it that.

Because Sup Forums is the soul of Sup Forums. And no one likes Sup Forums.

replacing the fox with you as the main character was a mistake

Mello yellow + grape is amazing

This. Holy fuck, get a grip, you disaster of a person.

Us gaymurz mirite???

>mix powerade and lemonade
>end up getting powerade and water

>Just want regular Coke
>Have to fuck with the shittiest touchscreen known to man in order to get it

That's the literal point.

I use it to make a diet coke with a small splash of cherry.

Cherry Diet Coke has too much cherry flavoring. I just want a hint of cherry.

>drinking regular soda

You disgust me. Diet Lime Coke is good

Fun machine. Never got the point of mixing shit though.

*Fill my cup with coke w/lime*

I've only seen these things at Moe's and Five Guys.

Burger king too.

Enjoy your aspartame.

Your parents are disappointed.

Qdoba has them too. Also Firehouse Subs.

Can't remember any others off the top of my head.

>drink soda as an adult
>not having the lowest tier social status level humanly possible

>drinking soda
didn't know Sup Forums was full of so many degenerate fat fucks
who /onlywaterandtea/ here?

I do and I will, thank you.

snopes.com/medical/toxins/aspartame.asp

>Vanilla Coke + Orange Coke = Creamsicle Coke
It's simple, but it's my favorite

Diet Bepis dosen't have aspertame anymore.

To be fair a lot of them don't even know what touch screen technology is. They just stick with what they have.

I've seen em at Wendy's and Wingstop.

that's a Target employee

Hands off of my gf!

Rude!

Judy's parents are very proud of her!

Also she says Fanta Raspberry is the best!

dominos and wendys do too

The combined flavors like lime and vanilla coke taste nothing like their old bottled versions and it really pisses me off. I fucking love vanilla coke and it's damn hard to find nowadays.

>SOLD OUT
>SOLD OUT
>SOLD OUT

CHANGE THE SYRUP CARTRIDGES YOU LAZY FAST FOOD FAGGOTS

>Get in line behind a black person
>Going to be there while they mix 50 fucking flavors together

if you live in a ghetto area, these machines are very unreliable. almost half the options they have is out of stock or they start pouring your drink and it runs out of the flavor cartridge so all you get is fountain water.

Drink water lardass.

This happens to me when I'm driving.

>not having the self control to have a soda every once in a while so you have to swear it off for life

Ok child

Nah they just get grape hic

Tag yourself

Reminder if you drink soda or any drink with sugar in it you're a fat slob

Water is the only way to go

Redbox too.

>not water with sugar-free flavoring

All the taste, none of the sacrifices.

God sake's even the soda machine has a goddamn OS.
Goddammit I don't care what kind of frakencola you like, you are hogging the line and it cannot be that difficult to make one.

>get in line behind woman
>going to be there while they just stand there contemplating flavors for five minutes before just defaulting to the same peach soda mix they always get

Who uses that?

>if I only drink water, my garbage life will be perfect

You browse this shithole of a board, so get some self-awareness. I drink a soda no more than once every 4 or 5 months or so, so I get to enjoy sugary garbage while it has 0 effect on my health.

>waterfags
Might as well cut out your tongues if you want to enjoy tasteless liquids. I bet you fuckers like plain yogurt too, you disgusting normies.

Because console players can't easily pirate, negro sapiens ("blacks") opt to steal them instead by photocopying the discs.

Gross.

Not being able to enjoy plain water must be a red flag that your shit is fucked up.

Cherry Vanilla Pibb

No hesitation. If it's out of stock, water.

This machine is literally my waifu. They opened a Firehouse nearby and when I first saw this I fell in love.

To this day I still visit her at least once a month. She gets so excited when I push her buttons that she starts squirting her delicious juices.

>I don't know how to enjoy things in moderation; therefor nobody knows how to enjoy things in moderation

I weigh 150 pounds my dude

Whats with the shitty touchscreen lag on these? One time I hit orange but it gave me lemon-lime.

Cherry Coke tastes wrong from these. So glad my work is replacing them with Pepsi machines. Also VIDEOGAMES

Cherry Coke

No clue why cherry flavor is so shat upon, but I like it.

Sure, I'll have my tiny ass amount of syrup with a majority of carbonated water.

The only place I've ever seen that does Pibb in these machines is Five Guys. Everywhere else does Dr Pepper.

>go to redbox near my house
>rent PS3 game
>copy PS3 game to my hard drive thanks to custom firmware
>return game same day to avoid fees
>enjoy my pirated copy

copying bluray discs takes a lot less time than it does downloading a 25GB game from a torrent or download links

I don't know how you people can still enjoy soda. It's so sweet it's disgusting. My stomach churns whenever I drink some.

There's need to swear it off, adults who feel compelled to ingest 32 ounces of pure syrup Are mongoloids and almost always poor hideous trash people

Why dont you calm down you fucking weirdo stop rationalizing

*woman frantically tapping at a gray icon*

You mean my zero grams of sugar? K Thanks!

What are you? A sociologist? Fucking retard, learn some self-control.

>I need to swear it off so people in 4channel won't think I'm a mongoloid

You got bigger problems than soda.

Lose weight and stop drinking that garbage, you fat fuck.

Ok cunt whatever you say

>Only want a root beer
>It's unavailable so have to scroll through 3 dozen shit flavors to find something decent

>they're probably below me on a social status level anyway

i can never ever claim that though

I thought Sup Forums was better than that. How you drink carbonated drink is beyond me

Post tits.

Im pretty sure they use the same cherry flavor for all drinks in there, along with lime, and vanilla. Whatever they put in these machines, its not the same as the cherry coke from a can.

>WATER
>ONLY WATER
>You disgust me.
>I ONLY DRINK WATER
>FATASS

this

>orange coke isn't available
>orange sprite is somehow

Pretty much everyone drinks soda

theguardian.com/business/2017/mar/28/coca-cola-police-human-waste-drinks-cans

KAKA IN COLA

>it doesn't even taste as good as it did in the older machines
Every place around me is replacing their machines with this garbage

What's the point? You can mix drinks with a regular soda dispenser, just fill half one half another or mix it up some more. Does this do something more than just mix drinks?

It's just a Windows derivative.