What is wrong with this game?

what is wrong with this game?

Not enough cute girls.

come for the waifus, stay for the.... uh

the playerbase

Pretty much this.

It's more hero-based trash.

Blizzard balancing.

Not much honestly. Sup Forums just likes to whine about anything popular.

Lack of content

Low skill ceiling and constraints on community made content.

normies.

People in platinum who think they're good at the game.

I got some hours out of it but it got to the point where it's just boring.

The gameplay of everyone taking pot shots at each other til they have their ultimate gets super fucking old after a while.

This game is fucking amazing if both teams have good gamesense and coordination. But the main problem it has is that that shit almost never happens

Quickplay is just a storming pool of garbage

Competitive is the same but with angrier kids than qp.

Unless you are in Masters or avobe the community ruins it.
But to be honest that shit happens on every multiplayer game with more than a 100 people playin it

The one thing that killed it for me is not the playerbase, it's not the obvious awful balancing either.

I just hate the maps.

95% of the maps are all bad and/or boring as hell.

It's always high noon LOL

People in diamond who think they're good at the game.

I have no friends to dick around with in it and i can't play 5 winstons anymore

>tfw Master

Sup Forums likes to meme and complain without playing the game.

No banter between characters

Arcade no limits.
Custom servers.

choke on them choke points.

>make a waifu fps
>gradually censor waifus
>refuse to add new waifus or content for waifus

Infinite skins that cost money.

>barriers
>heals
>bastion
>junkrat
all my problems with the game

It's mechanically dull and the maps are complete shit. Blizzard Balancing® doesn't help either.

>Shallow
>Badly design
>80% of the maps boils down to chokepoint which results in long boring Mexican standoffs
>must pick heroes
>SHIT balance
>nearly no content updates
>f2p gambling mechanics in a fully priced game.
>waifu bait game
>holy trinity bullshit in a FPS game
>SJW pandering
>Forced e-sport shit
But most of all I hate how people praise it like it's the second coming of Jesus, but nobody would have given any fuck if it didn't have the Blizzard label on it.

>Shallow
why, exactly?
>Badly design
why, exactly?
>80% of the maps boils down to chokepoint which results in long boring Mexican standoffs
This is a fair criticism, and Blizzard seems to be cautiously exploring solutions to this (eg eichenwald gate)
>must pick heroes
it has been repeatedly demonstrated in professional play that non-meta heroes are perfectly viable. Many players have reached master spamming heroes people consider to be weak. Can you explain why a given hero is must-pick without resorting to using the meta as an explanation?
>SHIT balance
why, exactly?
>nearly no content updates
I guess?
>f2p gambling mechanics in a fully priced game.
but it wasn't a fully priced game, it was 40$ on the only platform that matters.
>waifu bait game
>SJW pandering
which is it? A game with unnecessarily sexualized women is pandering to SJWs because it has some brown characters in it? Blizzard replaced a sexy pose with an even sexier pose, but they're SJW pandering?
>holy trinity bullshit in a FPS game
why is that not allowed? what is objectively wrong with trinity-based game design?
>Forced e-sport shit
How exactly is e-sports forced? Blizzard is notorious for barely giving a shit about e-sports. I have never seen a mention of e-sports in-game.
>But most of all I hate how people praise it like it's the second coming of Jesus, but nobody would have given any fuck if it didn't have the Blizzard label on it.
You sure love to throw around hyperbolic strawmen without any substance to back them up.

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