Mass Effect real world race

Krogan =
Quarian =
Turian =
Salarian =
Volus =
Asari =

> Krogan =your mom
> Quarian =my mom
> Turian =your mom
> Salarian =your mom
> Volus =your mom
> Asari =my mom

There's only one species on human.

Homo Sapiens Sapiens

Krogan = blacks
Quarians = Gypsies
Turian = Britt
Salarian = Asians
Volus = Jews
Asari = whores
Batarian = mudslimes
Vorcha = Mexicans

Krogan = niggers
Quarian = Muslim gypsies
Turian = Americans
Salarian = Asians
Volus = fat Jews
Asari = just plain ol' sluts
Batarian = North Korean

>vorcha = mexicans
This explains everything

Batarians are actually slimes since they're the only ones that still do slavery. Not that it's a bad thing because the based Legion does it.

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Listen here dipshits, quarians are the most advanced race in technology, so there is no fucking way they are retarded gypsies. They are much more akin to Renaissance florencians. As for Volus, the easy mistake is to take them for jews, whilst they actually show more ressemblance with netherlands. Turians are more akin to golden age Mongols

There are no equivalent real world races

>horrible image warp
well good braaaap to you too

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>Disgusting brap poster
You have to go back to /trash/

The Batarian Hegenomy is literally just like North Korea's dictatorship, though.
They withhold information of their homeworld from all other races and say that their economy and culture rivals the Asari

If anyone is a mudslime it's the quarians. They're a nuisance to any system that they visit given they're sheer number that flood into systems that allow them to come in

>people always say that Krogans are blacks and that Salarians are Asians
>China will probably end up genociding all of Africa someday
Damn, that actually fits really well.

>Turians = Americans
They aren't fat and don't have burgers in their hands at all times.

>Pretends to like ass
>Doesn't like everything the ass entails.
Prison school faker niggers need to leave.

>posts shitty braaap edits
>complains about braaap reply
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

That is a hurtful stereotype

That's beautiful user.

Quarians are supposed to be gypsies, but they're really not. Probably because a more accurate gypsy race would be completely irredeemable and everyone would hate it.

Keep your scat fetish to yourself, pleb.

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And they also don't have crooked as fuck teeth and don't drink tea all the damn time
Or whatever the stereotype is of whatever the fuck you suggested

Turians have a strong military attitude and given how obsessed the US is with their military, I thought it was a good matchup

Quarian specifically Tali gave me an indian impression. not sure where everyone is getting mooslims and gypsies from

>emergency induction port
>thats a straw tali

Krogan=Norse
Quarian Gypsies/Slavs/Romanians
Turians=White Europeans
Salarians=Asians
Volus=Jews
Asari=White Americans

this is Jaal

say something nice

>ima use potoshop free transform to braaapify my image
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Krogan = Blacks
Quarian = Slavs
Turian = Whites
Salarian = Indians
Volus = Jews
Asari = Asians

Practically the only people that like the quarians are the ones obsessed with getting in bed with Tali

>Pleb
>Is uniroincally a "THICC" fag and probably doesn't even appreciate ass.
Kill yourself.

human races in mass effect = human races in real life

Krogans = mongols
Quarian = romanians
Turian = romans
Salarian = japanese
Volus = malays
Asari = chinese
Human = indian

>Quarians have the most advanced technology

And yet the Asari have the most advanced fleet, the most advanced weapons, and are centuries ahead of every other race in biotics

Though I guess it's "had" now

I appreciate beautiful women, not products of her vital activity, you disgusting abomination.
>Kill yourself.
Not today, negro.

>Quarian = Muslim gypsies

Why do so many people get the Quarians wrong? They're clearly Jew / Gypsie hybrids

>Have to go through a right of adulthood
>Cast out of their ancestral home
>Constantly act the victim despite everything being their fault

>gypsies
The whole migrant fleet thing and being hated by other species for being full of thieves and beggars.

Jew, Muslim, whatever.

The important note is that their gypsies and everyone's hates gypsies

>he still belongs to homo sapiens sapiens
lel
t. Homo evolutis

It would be homo sapiens evolutis, tardcart.

>all of them are boring, basic and look the same
Why is bioshit so bad at making aliens?

vorcha are niggers. I'm trying to think of a human equivalent to krogens but i cant.

Quarian = palestinian
Geth = israeli

how has this not been posted yet

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lol

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Krogan = negros
Quarian = gypsy/jews
Turian = japanese
Salarian = chinese
Volus = megajews
Asari = americans