Broken Joycon

Bought Blue Joycon today, but came with a broken stick.

What do?

Have you tried restarting it?

Put it in anus.

first you fix your thumb

that was the point of this thread. report and hide.

LMAO implying you need a joystick, Nintendo probably knew the best games are played without it so they broke it for you so you wouldn't get confused.

There's nothing wrong with my thumbs.

kys retard

Do i have to say it? There is only one place left to put that thing IN.

shove it up your ass and enjoy the HD rumble stimulating your prostate

normal thumbs do not bend like that what the fuck is wrong with you

it'll feel like there's really a glass of ice cubes in your ass

You got bigger problems m8

post receipt that u bought the switch today then we talk . but for now stop shitposting faggot

go with that regret you're feeling

What is wrong with your hand?

>dat thumb
what the fuck is wrong with you

these hands, the fuck?

HEY - PLEASE RESPOND!

TAKE AN IAMGE OF YOUR HANDS HOLDING THE SMALLEST THING YOU CAN GET; PLEASE

they noticed your hands were completely fucking broken so they sent you an appropriate controller
you should thank them

"ive never seem a double jointed thumb because im literally 9 years old"

the thread

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Return it to wherever you bought it for a free replacement, then get your Boneitis looked at by a Doctor.

Did you update your drivers? Because it just works for me.

this is not the same thump!

didnt mention it had to be OP :^)

lol OP double jointed amiright give me gold please

Thank nintendo.

Here you go.

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Patrician thumbs coming through

There is NOTHING wrong with my hands.

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Low iq pleb confirmed

this thread is fucking great! Someone please make this into a oc.

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>fix your thumb
>his thumb cant bend like that
i bet you cant even bop your knees and do various reloading animations