Write a haiku about the last game you played, I'll start

Write a haiku about the last game you played, I'll start.

The goal is Don't Starve
Monsters and Starving kills you
The darkness kills you

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How is light hyper?
I wish I liked this game more.
But I don't like it.

I love all these boys
The plot is such garbage trash
I still like it though

Free run breaks the game.
I sure wish hard mode wasn't gay.
Tear is best waifu.

I bought a lot of games.
But I never play them.
I like to shitpost.

>6 6 5
Yes. Yes you do.

Breath of the wild
It is a great game, except -
Only four bosses?

The newest Tales game
I'm glad I pirated it
The combat isn't fun.

Oh Swadian Knight
Straddling your fallen horse
Your ass is soon mine

Haikus are simple
As long as you don't forget
It's five seven five

Rubberbanding Shit
Drops are determined by place
I don't play garbage

Fire Emblem Lite
Waifu collection is fun
inb4 oldfags

This game is quite fun
But way too many Koroks
500 to go

Meant for

Final Fantasy 15?

Ninja T 'n A.
It plays alright, I suppose.
2 was better, though.

Monster Hunter Lite
And Dynasty Warriors
Casual, No Fun

You try to survive
An amazing tileset rogue like
Although it lacks goals

It's easy, doodle
Just gather up all your gear
Hit it 'til it dies

The town's gone to shit
It was aliens all along
Best in the saga

Ghost Recon Wildlands
Such a fun game to be played
Okay now I'm bored

Arcadey Combat
Naval warfare buffs and weebs
Fuck russian bias

A flawed masterpiece
I'm fucking pissed that Caxton
Is my beloved

The new zelda game
I think it is very fun
Link in women's clothes

I will never get
A good monster hunter clone
G rank grind sucks nuts

Living in the past
Grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
sup? fishing levels

kirby 64
has cool abilities like
refrigerator

Whatever you dou
unless you play a top tier
Sin will fuck you up

An old man in tights
Sneaking through the battlefield
La li lu le lo

space electrician
government conspiracy
everybody dies

Dead space

sand shifts height and hue
a pocket, infinity
heaven in cacti

Capybaras are kawaii

Shield bash, swipe, shield bash
Triple enemy Valkyries
Pop revenge and win

Destiny Islands
Kids go to another world
One guy gets a key

Donald and Goofy
Help Sora seal the keyholes
Riku's turning bad

Seeker of darkness
is possessing Sora's friend
He redeems himself

It's all for nothing
Ev'ryone is Xehanort
(That's in later games)

Catching Pokemon every day
Don't ever leave my house
Walkfags BTFO

oh look a mountain
I wonder what is up there
fuck now it's raining

dumb nigger children can't haiku

Drop all my combos
A parry leads to my death
Fucking danger time

Thanks for the (you), autist.

Look at that dog
He suddenly is behind me
I'm dead, again.

Forever newfag
linking reddit frog meme
When will he go die?

Duck Hunt

Getting bullied by turbo weaboo
I don't think me can
Just fuck my shit up fæm

Infiltrate FOXHOUND
Guard comes to inspect a noise
"Whose footprints are these?"

Fuck COMPLEX MOTIVES
Where the fuck did Kyle go
Kill yourself Uchi

A party hungers
Just two steps after feasting
Should have brought more food

Less input lag and
More footsies than SFV
Thank you Lord Daisuke

Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind.
Fleeting moment, happiness-
Grind, grind, grind, grind, grind.

Robot Dinosaurs
Generic evil white men
Aloy's slow walk tho

Binding of Isaac
I hope this room has brimstone
Pills here; more tears down

The blood sings to me
Hunter's nightmares never end
Drunk upon its tinge

haiku's aren't 5
7 5 syllables lol
dumb misconception

Dark souls three is good
Greatest From game to date too
Best gameplay, bosses

These turns take so long
This game was better as kid
Fucking die already
(Game is Battle Hunter for PS1)

Someone's an idiot!

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"Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae though often loosely translated as "syllables"), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively."


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Roses are red
Goblins are green
Stay in the shadows
You don't want to be seen

Why did Lillie leave?
Nebby never leaves his bag.
What would be the point?

From bad beginnings;
Real-money auction house
ROS fixed all

ess tee oh is bad
I want to get all the ships
fucking kill me now

Velvet is pure sex
Cruel universe, this is
No daemon hand-job

I knew it was TotA when I saw that first line.

Cubes and pressure plates
Lasers don't affect robots
Time puzzles are hard

Talos principle

Late night shots at inn
Off to bang whores at brothel
Want to anal Ves

nope

If not for sex mods
This game would have been long dead
Please stop staring, Todd

One hundred and eight
Pay-dirt go in the hopper
One nugget comes out

Defend your garden
Why are the teams always stacked
I want to fuck Rose

Fast I have to go
Fuck all these water levels
Autism starts to grow

I don't even know
Why the hell I'm still playing
This piece of shit game

Please switch off Hanzo
Please no widow on attack
Wow, my team is bad

"On" are not syllables you absolute fucking melt

Yep!

Pink Yellow or Green
Race against the clock for coins
Do not touch the walls

Life is not worth it
Until fall of oriath
ES is OP

The new Persona game is great
Igor is a total fake
Go Fuck Yourself Fag

Head down, tear in my eyes
On the bus home
Oneitis bullied