My friend and I have solved the lore of Dark Souls

My friend and I have solved the lore of Dark Souls.
Ask us anything.

Why did you waste valuable effort and time into solving something so irrelevant?

vaati already discovered the lore ages ago. keep up.

I don't know. I guess I just like doing it.

No he didn't.

How much time has passed from 1 to 3? Did a whole new civilization pop up and fall, or is it always a apocalyptic shithole with hollows everywhere?

Is this you and your friend?

>How much time has passed from 1 to 3?
Minimum 4 cycles
>Did a whole new civilization pop up and fall, or is it always a apocalyptic shithole with hollows everywhere?
always a apocalyptic shithole with hollows everywhere
No

>Minimum 4 cycles
wow really great deductive powers there

I didn't know you had a friend, vaati

why did they take away poise

>discovered
you mean headcanonned

I thought smouldering lake in ds3 was a result of the demons being pushed from the demon ruins to Ash lake. And either the Giants pushed them there or defended themselves from the demons. Is this right?

It is impossible to know how many cycles have passed since Dark Souls 1.
Gwyn linked the fire
Abyss watchers linked the fire
Aldritch linked the fire
Yorhm linked the fire
CU linked the fire/didn't link the fire(irrelevant, its a cycle)
5 cycles
So let's say minimum 5 cycles. Maybe 6 if you include DaS2.

Have you ever touched a boob?

watch his vids, he did.

epic meme friendo. people on here hate on dKs youtubers for no reason.

Yes.
They were pushed by Gwyn's black knights and giants.

isn't smouldering lake Lost Izalith?

smouldering lake, demon ruins=ash lake, lost izalith, demon ruins.

i watched your last video
nice job Matpat, keep it up

um excuse me, did you just assume his identity?

For what reason?

Gwyn ordered black knights to fight demons. And giants are obviously used as slaves.

Where do dead gods go when they die?

Nowhere, they just die.

>Vaati's going to be out of a job soon
Hopefully he stays away from elder scrolls lore

Dark Souls: a series of games where you spend 90% of your time walking from place to place.

So much more for Vaati...

Bomberman Lore
R-Type Lore
Burgertime Lore
Psycho Fox Lore
Gradius Lore
Bubble Bobble Lore

>ask a basic as fuck question
>get a basic as fuck answer

>elder scrolls lore

>implying that he won't latch onto the lore of whatever game From puts out next
Are we Blame Souls yet?

Someone should make lore videos about Vaati's lore videos.

Vaatiception.

"And here, we see Vaati's video on Havel, which he made after snorting quite a substantial amount of coke, perhaps while jerking himself off..."

>doing this with Vaati
>not doing this with Pat

"And here we see Pat, telling Woolie that the Headless Bloodletting Beast is Laurence, as he physically fights Laurence in the dlc"

He'll just go back to making videos about Bloodborne until the new from game comes out.

Vaati didn't really make bloodborne videos, though, he ignored it

pat is a faggot

Has he gone around telling Woolie all sorts of lies in their das1 playthrough?

Yes. He has been an endless stream of Wrongness. Woolie's doing pretty well, though.

>Yes. He has been an endless stream of Wrongness
gib examples pls I don't feel like subjecting myself to it

also has Woolie finally, legitimately, gotten gud?

>literally this much money
>for made up souls lore taken from item descriptions

Lmao.

Because the Black Knights are some loyal badass motherfuckers.

As for why, the Witch of Izalith tried creating a second first flame which spawned the demons which were horrific abomination that should not be and Gwyn set out with his knight to fight in World War Demon to stop them from fucking the world up.

You don't get it, it's all about gay ASMR.

What happened to the ENB? Wasn't he the one to start doing those lore videos?

the race of demons did LITERALLY nothing wrong, they can think and feel and build civilization and they didn't deserve to be exterminated like animals

ENB's life is seriously JUST-tier now

$35K/year isn't that much especially if you're living in a big city

oh wait I just realized that I fucked up the math brb killing myself

~$60k and considering he does basically nothing other than make shit up that's a pretty decent living. i assume he also makes money from jewtube

>ds lore thread
>op filename related

Explain to me why Gael waited all the way until the end of the Age of Fire instead of stomping on the Pygmies right there. You see his summon sign and messages all throughout the city, why wait?