ITT : Moviegames you unironically would pay full price for

ITT : Moviegames you unironically would pay full price for

How was it?

4/10 would not recommend

Not fucking good

Tbh, we need a Red Alert movie.

Goin' to see it in an hour and a half.

Dont

about as good as you think an american movie adaptation of a manga starring scarjo would be

witcher 3 if they removed the awful combat

lets just say the Scarjo is going to fail to convince Disney to make a Black Widow solo movie

>wanting to play as a pig-nosed jew
HARAM! HARAM!

can we talk about how kong skull island is lowkey the best movie of the year

would make a good game too

Absolute fucking garbage.
>take movie about eastern philosophy that suggests your individuality isn't as important as you think
>make generic action movie where woman discovers her past and her identity then continues fighting crime

hello, i see your Sup Forums bleeding through.

It's like they just ripped scenes they liked from GiTS and made a dumb action plot.

its like your still shocked at how the world works
>niche people like thing
>make thing accessible and watered down
>lots of people like the niche thing now and buy shit

Agreed, although it's more likely he'd end up in the next Godzilla game instead of getting a standalone title.

>Godzilla vs Kong :The Movie - The Game
It's a Rampage World Tour clone, what kaiju do you want to see most?

>a level where original Goldzilla can push in 'Zillas shit

wheres her pucci????

Look closer

I would watch a movie based on The Last Of Us

This movie will instantly make you watch Stand Alone complex and infer that SAC is infinitely better then this pile of crap.

The original one is still relevant. Basically don't watch it. Sarlet is also fucking awful since she's basically doing the same shit from Lucy

Kinda hard to succeed when you remove the whole reason it succeeded

Its unironically called 'Logan'

post a better movie game

pro tip: you can't

I'm very suspicious of Logan and The Last Of Us. Seems like they're part of some initiative of fake masculinity. There is a disease of feminization in modern society and on some level even the nu-males know it. So what better way to prevent them from formulating a cure? (i.e a return to traditional masculinity) Sell them a false cure. Take infantilizing genre trash (capeshit, zombieshit) and graft on some memes of fatherhood and masculinity, but also serve them up with a healthy dose of stealthy leftist agenda pushing subtext. Masculinity will never recover so long as the modern men thing they are regaining their masculinity by engaging in "playpen fun: gruff voices and sad daughter feels" edition.

Nu-God Of War feels like it'll be the same shit.

>stealthy leftist agenda pushing subtext

Can you explain what this is in simple terms instead of buzzwords?

Get BTFO

STOP

>Dude help the PoC kids across the border so they can live in safety lmao
>Dude kind black family lmao
>Dude old white man dying now begins the age of the young female PoC

Have fun throwing 11 dollars down a garbage chute.

it was an okay movie, not nearly as bad as everyone says it is

...

>it was an okay movie
BRAIN PROBLEMS

It must be a sad life to be so triggered by mexicans existing that you couldnt enjoy x-23 slicing open goons femoral arteries on screen.

my nigga

The sad part is how easily people like you will lap up culturally destructive propaganda so long as it's hidden behind a thin veil of genre appeal. You're loading the bullet into the gun and then placing that gun in your mouth.

>BUT THE BULLET LOOKS SO H*LLA FUCKING EPIC

You know that there's a game right?

>dude kind black family lmao
nigger you are paranoid, their skin color was inconsequential

you could also read that as the casting director really, really wanting to murder a bunch of blacks because he hates niggers so much. and then there's the little mexican girl who steals things and acts like a feral animal and murders people

you think these are socially acceptable, politically correct portrayals? how can you hate a movie as redpilled as this one? i thought Sup Forums would love it

>and then there's the little mexican girl who steals things and acts like a feral animal and murders people
The crimes committed by PoCs are symbols of the oppression they've suffered at the hands of the white race.
>you could also read that as the casting director really, really wanting to murder a bunch of blacks because he hates niggers so much
If you're cinematically illiterate maybe. The death of the black family was clearly supposed to be tragic. If you are advanced about cinema and ascended about politics it's clear that Logan is the cuck pill.