Andromeda's final boss

youtube.com/watch?v=YWdhhdYqzfo

Uhnnngh, find an interface!
>Smiles during torture
Eeeeuuunnnnghhh!!!

>Clicking noises from robot which does nothing the entire fight even when it has a clean shot
I will end this in fire and blood!

Uuuugh!

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What the fuck was the game even about?

FIGHTING THE PATRIARCHY!

You had to stop race mixing aliens from stealing Angara genetics and wiping out their species.

Nothing. Literally nothing. There's some ancient aliens, and some new aliens want the stuff the ancient aliens have. They're big meanies so they can't have it.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Sounds pretty weak desu.

pic related was a better torture scene than Andromeda, also the scenes from Metal Gear were really good too

better than ME3's ending at least

>be EA
>Andromeda gets bad scores because of SJWs
>Not as many shekels as expected
>"how do I get stupid goyims to throw dollaroos at me?"
>"GUYS GUYS, WE ARE REMASTERING THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SO YOU CAN PLAY IT ON NEW CONSOLES"
>shit on the scripts of all previous games because current year
>keep all the bugs and add new ones

I can see it coming pretty damn soon

>x was a better y scene than Andromeda

Find something you can't say that about.

techraptor.net/content/report-bioware-outsourced-mass-effect-andromeda-facial-animations

Reminder: Bioware outsourced its facial animations.

I can't fucking wait until EA beheads Bioware, and puts their fucking head on a pike.

>not smiling during torture
>not laughing about it
>not resisting torture instead breaking like a weak cuck
>not putting your captors in a humiliating spot that they can't get to you

Pathetic

euuuuuuuunghhhhhh!

An Autist named Sara had her favorite lego set
stolen by some aliens.

>seemingly indifferent to pain
sara autism confirmed

wooo hold on it maybe better than the green ending but not the red ending

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And another one

the only word that comes to mind is

goofy

The fact that Dumb Bitch Ryder has the same vacant smile in every fucking situation is the worst, unintentionally funniest thing in the game. She smiles when she says her dad died. She smiles when she's being tortured. Every single scene is completely robbed of drama by the fact that the main character is always smiling no matter what.

It's like she's the opposite of Quiet, Quiet's problem was that she never smiled even when she was shaking her ass at you. Ryder always smiles even when it's completely inappropriate for the tone of the scene.

For what purpose.

There's one scene with proper facial animation and that's the Cora sex scene. It's amazing how much the game comes to life during those few moments. It'd still have shit writing but holy hell it wouldn't be such a laughing stock if the facial animations were better.

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Fucking disappointing game

This is very true, but it's a good thing you can just make a custom character and suddenly the whole retard smile vanishes.

I really don't understand people who actually play as default sara in this game. I mean in everything you see she has a retard smile at all times and just looks ugly, so why would you not just make your own character? People actually play as default sara then complain that she looks stupid.

doesn't that make Sara's autistic face

a feature?

what the fuck was that

tl;dw

So am I the only one who liked the final fight?
>Not just some bullet sponge boss fight
>Game brings back your sibling and you work together
>Constant transmissions from your allies detailing what's going on outside, validating all your choices throughout the game
>Your whole crew comes in to help you fight, not just your main two sidekicks
>Giant architect above you at all times, keeping you on the move
>Tells you to stay in one spot to hack the system but venturing out is pretty much necessary, builds a sense of panic

Y'know there's a lot of shit wrong with this game but the boss fight isn't one of them. The whole final level would be on par with the suicide mission in me2 if Andromeda had the advantage of having a game released before it to allow you to get more attached to the characters like me1 did.

I think she's cute.

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>the shooter element of the game looks actually fun
>they sacrificed the RPG elements to the Cow Satan

>I really don't understand people who actually play as default sara in this game. I mean in everything you see she has a retard smile at all times and just looks ugly, so why would you not just make your own character?

The custom characters also look like shit, just for different reasons.

youtu.be/a9HyHAkXii8?t=18s
literally same plot