She's 16

>she's 16

WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

no, she is 17 about to turn 18

Too old.

perfect age for breeding and legal too

Yeah better watch out for the oogy boogey masturbation police great post!!

She's 117 years old.

>girl is legal
>I want an underaged girl so I can feel taboo while jerking it to video game characters

Great thread.

thanks user, at least one person with a brain

13 is the ideal age. More chances to get as many heirs as possible. You know, get 'em when they're young.

State laws don't protect fictional characters.

Not during flashbacks. His pointless hysteria still stands.

STOP sexualizing Zelda

>link kills like 50 bokoblins and shit in a flashback
>she talks down to him and calls him reckless
that's when I decided she was a worthless bitch and fully devoted myself to fish waifus

So half the internet should feel bad now, right?

She just wants to protect him

Gee user maybe if Link wasn't such a STALKER I wouldn't be so on edge

I wanna give her the cummies!

The memories are all over the damn fucking place

>girl is younger, but is older for the localized version
>NINTENKEKS BTFO, ENJOY YOUR CENCORED GAME

>girl is young and is left young in localization
>SHES UNDERAGED WTF YOU SICK FUCKS

Really makes you ponder.

so

...

you couldn't have sex with her eve if she was of age. she's not real

But she is of age

i wouldn't mind putting my penis in her vagina if you know what i am saying

>Link stalks Zelda, stares at her ass all the time, and won't leave her alone
>She still falls in love with him

What did Nintendo mean by this?

I kind of want her to sit on my face and smother me with her ass while she jacks me off, if you catch my drift

Link's middle name is Chad

If you're a bishi you can do whatever you want.

>feeling guilty over being attracted to a fictional 16 yo

this is what we have become, normalfags really need to fuck off

>expecting Hyrule to have the same age of consent as USA, Earth

Underrated

California hipsters trying to spread their white guilt unto everyone.

Way to make yourself look like an idiot.

>does his job
>"stalker"

She's 17.

So she's legal.

>Americucks

>theres a dude in the game that wants to fuck a zora kid
>there are mommy gerudos that want to fuck link

don't worry about it OP

Posting superior Zelda

Im so fucking sick and tired of teenagers and lolis in my videogames, movies, anime, manga and media in general

literally the most cliche, boring, absurd, predictable and stupid kind of characters

why it always has to be like this? can we get something with actual mature developed MC that rather than acting like a dumbass because "shes/hes growing" we get a decent story?

Literally, there should be a law that if your MC is younger than 25 it shouldnt be published.

You're just old, user.

get a load of this guy

Don't you have a blog to update.

what's underrated about this unfunny post you mongoloid monkey

That's just your taste though, if you don't like it then just narrow the media you intake to just muh adult drama stuff if it bothers you that badly

She's good but I prefer BotW

>I haven't played the game

She's 118 years old user.

She IS 16 turning 17

it's japan

until the USA stepped in after the war they didn't even have a legal age.

Posting best Zelda

117, she has her 17th birthday right before Ganon attacks

Slightly off topic but; does it matter where you buy a switch from?

Im going to Japan for a week, could I pick one up and bring it home and use it? Or is there region locking?

>literal high school girl
>never knew about evil or monsters
>swept away to the surface, she's told she has to go pray at two springs
>reaches the first one completely undetected, with mad stealth skills
>only gets spotted and caught when close to the second one
>rescued by Impa, she prays at the second spring, her godly powers awaken and is one step ahead of Link and Ghirahim alike for the rest of the game until Ghirahim's cheap sneak attack at the end
SS Zelda was a badass. BotW Zelda already knew all about Ganon, Hylia and praying at the springs to awaken her powers but she couldn't do shit until it was way too late.

Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?

even if you made the characters 50 years old that shit would still happen, its not about age

Does stasis count? Could I cryogenically freeze a loli and thaw her out a decade later and have her be a legal adult?

No region-locking, in fact you can even easily create out-of-region accounts and access any region's eShop regardless of where you bought the system/where you're using it from.

must suck to have your skin already wrinkling, champ

Region-free

Gee user if only there was an internet search engine you could use to determine if the Switch is region free.

overrated post

You sound like a SJW complaining about too many straight white men in media. If you don't like it, don't watch/play/buy it.

Sweet thanks anons

Save me $100 kangaroos which is great

Apparently not because Link is also 117 years old and he can't get a fucking noble pursuit

There should be a law if someone is older than 30, they lose their driver's license permanently

Yeah, but that's because no one believes he's 117

I don't know where you live, but 16 is legal in the civilized world, bruh.

Fuck off leaf

>yet another autist who is literally incapable of understanding emotional nuance in the BotW cutscenes

I should write a long post someday explaining all the subtleties because people always seem to get it wrong. She wasn't talking down to him. She was showing concern for him. She didn't start crying hysterically or anything similarly overt because at this point she was still coming to terms with her love for him (which she realized fully in the Yiga cutscene). The flash backs should be seen as the development of Link and Zelda's relationship

dont you have another Harry Potter movie to watch? or maybe your favorite shonen is airing right now? how about that manga you are reading where the MC is a 14 edgy faggot where his family was wiped out by a nigger and he travels to defeat him with his new friends?

seriously, is not my fault you idiots are used to shit cliche writing.

yeah, but they always use people like that to "force" some characther development, which is always the same shit

16 is old enouhg in most countries

No, retard, she turned 17 the day before setting off for the Source of Wisdom, and Ganon attacked on her way back home from it. She's 117.

She's over 100, you fucking retard. I don't even give a shit about this game and I already know this. God, you NEETs are pathetic.

I actually want to right a legal research paper on this to get published in an academic journal (though I will be looking more at voting rights and other less suspect things) so if you are still on this hellhole in a year I can tell you

Stop baiting, fucker.

Shonen is so 2015 nowadays it's all about sexy loli girls.
Have a (you)

shes 117 technically

Nigguh, mai waifu is 8 and a MILF

I remember that Egoraptor rap video. It was pretty funny in a retarded kind of way.

she's cute, but the game gives you blueballs cause it keeps teasing, yet nothing happens

man, I love hisoka
what a cool and cute character

It took you into adulthood (or rather the old age you are right now) to start having good taste?

sucks to be dumb

also you're old don't you have a couple of thoughts you want to share with yourself about the meaning of life right now looking at your face in the mirror and caressing your wrinkly skin?

>that
s illegal in the USA, land of the "free"
Kek, is USA the most cucked country in the world?

Even though she's pretty much 117, even if she was 17 she'd still be illegal to do anything with besides nonsexually date by the usual US law.

More like underdeveloped!
Amirite?!

116

I hope your life is going well and you find a good lover.

Age of consent is 16 in most of the US. It varies from state to state.

>you'll never impregnate 16 year old Zelda
Why live

Check this 116

You're fucking retarded as well.

116

Only kinda though.

It's illegal for a 40 year old and a 16 year old to fug however.

That's not how aging works
She existed for 117 years but she has only developed and was concious for 17.

9000 year old loli vampires

I thought this was pretty obvious

It's apparently not obvious enough for some people

if you're an adult and you're buying nintendo consoles, you're probably a pedophile

shes cuter this way

I wouldn't mind ponder ass.

I was in a thread where some faggot was convinced that in the scene where Zelda is talking to Link while he practices his sword swings in the rain, she was telling him to kill himself, I'm not joking