Turn off your computer in the next 5 seconds and come eat din din or I'm whipping your ass

Turn off your computer in the next 5 seconds and come eat din din or I'm whipping your ass

I wish I had a dad. Even a black one :(

you're the one getting whipped today darkie

>exit game
>Get up

Ok I'm ready

"PAUSE THE GAME AND COME DOWNSTAIRS JIMBO!!!"


>Raiding on WoW

Doesn't your mom have some new black daddies she brings round?

I can eb yr dad... son.

>din din
who the fuck even says this

>circa 2006
>living with parents
>mom made din dins
>I'm currently doing a dungeon
>COME DOWNSTAIRS SWEETIE
>torn between the two
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck off Dad, how the fuck did you get into my apartment anyway?
Fuck you, I'm not having whatever flavorless bullshit your eating, I'm making me some god damn left-over cassarole with my taco meat, rice, beans, cheese, and whatever the fuck else I still have bits off.

lil boy you don't get your din din you ain gon have nothin but a knuckle sammich

Yo mama has SLAVED over a stove for this he-ah meal. She was "comin for to carry me home" for hours so yo skinny ass could eat. You gonna disrespect yo mama? In my house? Under my roof?

That's a very specific casserole. You remind me of a poster who's mom made pizza he really liked.

Alright Jack I'll eat then

I've been eating a lot of rice and beans because it's cheap and tasty, but I made taco meat last night. Honestly I might do ramen noodles w/ the meat cheese and eggs and do the beans/rice on the side.
I could always just make pasta too. Or eat a bowl of cereal, but I really want to kill these leftovers and get back to my Toukiden 2, so once that's done I can do Digimon World: Next Order.

Single life is pretty carefree, especially when I'm living easily within my means.

So you enjoy prison food? You gonna mix some ramen in with that as well?

>that filthy fucker eating mac&cheese on mic

I would just restart my computer that way the other party members just assume that I D/C'ed

>Dinner's ready.
>No thanks, I'm busy.
>Oh, alright. I'll wrap up a plate to reheat if you get hungry.
I wonder why my parents respected my questionable life choices.

>Prison food.
If you don't know how to use god damn spices or google recipes.

And nothing wrong with breaking out some ramen, as long as you do something more with it other then "open salt packet." Fucking throw that salt packet out and make your own god damn broth, throw some egg in there, sausage or chicken, spinach leaves, cilantro, carrot, bean sprouts. Do that and you have a god damn meal that isn't 3000% your daily sodium intake.

I just started cooking on my own as well. But I mostly cook with chicken since it's $10 for roughly a weeks worth. I make quesadillas, open faced, or tenders. With a premade box once in a while.

I'd like to try tacos this week since I could finally afford some hamburger.

My nigga.
Chicken and rice is pretty nice. Different spices and sauces change the meal entirely.

Chicken cooked with some sage, basil, and cumin paired with rosemary potatoes are amazing. Picked up a ton of spices at walmart this weekend for 50 cents a bottle on clearance.