Congratulations Sup Forums!

Congratulations Sup Forums!

You are transported to the Pokemon world. What goals would you pursue?

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GIVE ME YOUR STICK

Beat girls in pokemon battles and suggest an alternative form of payment

to protect the world from devastation

Collect hats!

Get a trusty vine pokemon. Rape little girls.

become bros with adorable pokemon
become bros with cool pokemon
FLY ON A FUCKIN GOLURK
try and shag a gen 5 or 6 ace trainer
try and find a legendary that's a god of something, just to ask metaphysical questions like what is life and will i ever see my family again

Fuck as many pokemon as possible

start fucking

gardevoirs trap ass pussy

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Fuck Hilda

Question my life

impregnate
EVERY
SINGLE
POKEMON
THAT
EXISTS
even the male ones

cum inside hilda as much as possible

masturbate furiously

I'd rather get fucked by as many pokemon as possible

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I would try to get all of you fucking degenerates back to They gave you your entire board, why do you keep coming back here to fuck up the Sup Forums, which is already a fucking mess.

Doesn't every single pokemon procreate via eggs? You can't impregnate an egg-laying animal

Get a porygon and travel the world with it as my bro

Jerk off Arceus

Fuck off
She is mine

I bet you think we can't talk about retro games either since /vr/ exists.

how about we double team her, user?

Same as Gundam Valhalla, join the mafia and fuck up little kids.

To know if fucking your pokemon is breaking the law in pokemon world

wouldn't give a fuck about pokemon and probly get a regular job somewhere.

It has less to do with what games you talk about because of
This shit.

This is exactly why you were relegated to a containment board. This has nothing to do with video games.

Have sex with Arceus and then fall into deep depression knowing I'll never see my family or really anything related to me besides the clothes I wore when I came in there ehehehe and then eventually commit suicide once I realize I'm missing things as simple and shitty as Sup Forums shitposting

it has been canonically stated in several games, even the main series, that it is okay to marry a pokemon.

No, that's gay

He has a point though, this is different than random old games
/vp/ got created because pokefuckers kept spamming hundreds of threads every day
It's like trying to make LoL or KS threads after /vg/ was specifically created to get those generals to fuck off
Besides, this is clearly a setup for talking about which characters or pokemans you wanna fuck

then we fight

hang out on route 38 johto and lose many battles with my level 18 ledian and level 16 furret

Capture and befriend my favorite pokemon
Become a champion
Go on a lifelong mythical hunt
Find the perfect girl to start a family with

Make LODSOFEMONE with inventions, music, and movies from ye olde reality.
Use money to buy sexuals from all the qt3.14 Pokegirls, or hire Team Rocket to kidnap them for nonconsexuals.
Kill myself because the Pokeworld is among the lamest possible vidya worlds.

just watch me user
just watch me

>no other video games have waifu shitposting and constant threads
mmmmmmmm

Getting the fuck out.

>you will never be a champion as swag as Alolas

Why do you ask if you already know the answer?

My goal is the be the very best rapist

Gonna need sources on that shit.

Now I have the approval. Here I go.

Baby and pamper the fuck out of Mawile like those crazy celebrities do with their purse dogs.

I want to feel it so bad. It's skin. Is it cold and solid like steel? Is it warm and fleshy, but unyielding and durable like steel?

I have to know.

regress back to my original neet self quickly after the pokemon novelty has worn off and acquire a computer with internet access and never bother with the new outside world ever again

Try to get a cute Mawile wife

No other video games have this quantity of waifu shitposting and constant threads for literal decades.

I guess I'm not seeing the problem? everyone knows pokemon games get frequent releases
we do have /vp/ but there's no reason to bad pokemon on Sup Forums just because it exists

Replicate a few of my teams from the games, destroy everyone and fuck bitches

SEX

Since my last post
It's a matter of degrees. More than half of this thread is standard /vp/ disgusting furry bullshit. And so it is with EVERY pokemon thread. Do you not understand why you have a containment board? Are you that oblivious?

legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

Get arceus, and some other god Pokemon, become the ruler of the universe

I would be the Pokemon Master of the world. That or I would be a grass Pokemon trainer bum drunkenly wandering the woods giving advice to aspiring Pokemon masters after beating them.

>containment board
I don't think you actually know what /vp/ is

Everything else you could say about what you'd do in the pokemon world is going to sound equally autistic. It's either "im gunna fuck my favorites xd" or "im gunna catch my favorites and greatly underestimate what it takes to become a trainer of any remote significance"

Look at the fucking content of this thread you idiot. Look at it. There is nothing here that isn't already on /vp/ so take it back there. We don't want it here. You faggots crosspost like a fucking contagion.

says who, you? Why are you going into a thread about something you dislike just to yell at people for doing something harmless? At least waste your worthless existence with something entertaining you autistic mouth breather

kek

>bitching about waifuism
are you crying in every 2B ass thread right now too?

>catch ghost pokemon
>enjoy living in a world where /x/ shit is actually real
>find an island /x/ qt

Also the obligatory fuck everything in sight

I just scrolled through page 1 and it was exactly what I thought it was. What possible reason do you have to post it here when you have an entire board dedicated to it? And why isn't posting pokemon on Sup Forums a bannable offense yet?

Ok

Catch a Zangoose, and then fuck it every day until its level 100.

>And why isn't posting pokemon on Sup Forums a bannable offense yet?
because it isn't a containment board? video games are video games

I don't even go to /vp/ dude I just saw this thread on the front page and it sounded interesting
calm your teetons

Still going to question how I got there

>haha hey Sup Forums here is a totally not video game scenario disguised as one what would you do that is totally video game related in this scenario

I'd be my goal to get out as fast as possible, stupid animal fuckers.

try to find a way to wake jirachi's ass up so I can hopefully get back home because there's no point in being trapped in a world with only one thing I like

Nier threads will be gone in 2 months at the longest. As will HZD and BotW threads. You faggots NEVER STOP.

Also because there isn't an entire board dedicated to Nier or HZD or BotW. Sup Forums is the most approrpiate place for those threads, a pokemon thread belongs on see if you can follow my logic here /vp/ - Pokémon

i would become a Pokemon Breeder and breed with every female Pokemon and some male ones

do everything I can to destroy the universe because escapism is bad

Holy shit. I came to shitpost about Pokemon but this user sperging out is the most entertaining part of the thread. Tell us more about how we're ruining your board and we forced you to click on this thread because we're taking up valuable space on the front page. Go ahead, this shit is cash.

First thing I'm doing is finding my niggas
Second thing I'm doing is training to become Champion/Gym Leader
Third is finding a Hex Maniac and making her my wife

Point one and three have nothing to do with each other, how dare you.

>escapism is bad he says while posting on Sup Forums

but by then the next waifu of the month thread will have started, you're complaining about something that will never end.

Game, anime, or spinoff? These are VERY important things to know instead of some blanket statement.

You're the shittest Team in Pokemon.

find a waifu and friends to travel around the world with

i'd make an attempt at being a decent trainer/battler

be fucking horrified of going outside because wild pokemon are a whole lot more lethal than wild animals and almost entirely significantly more powerful than a human

go home Cyrus

I mean, as long as they're in the same egg group as you

yes

Start an underground porn company that specializes in different types of Pokemon bestiality.

I would aquire a firearm so I don't have to carry around a bag of balls with me if a wild pokemon decides to come near me unless it wants to mate.

You only need one, and they shrink down to the size of golf balls

Go big or go home, bro.

Going to need a ladder though.

>Get a Kadabra (or at least a shitty )
>teach it to rape people
>also rape people that they hypnotize
>get a Ditto
>have it make perfect clones of hot chicks
>rape it
>challenge girl trainers to battles
>rape them when they lose
>call the cops to report my rapes
>all the cops are chicks
>rape the cops
>get my Pokemon healed at a Pokemon Center
>rape the nurses
>break into people's homes
>rape their kids
>rape them in front of their kids
>make them rape their kids

I would not be well in the Pokemon world. I'm kind of glad it doesn't really exist.

catch me a ditto and make it turn into women for me to have sex with

>Every time it says used to

Come on user, I might be the equivalent of a basement dwelling neet but even I don't want to marry a pokemon if its going to get me the equivalent treatment as an animal fucker irl.
Then again, if its marrying an intelligent pokemon capable of consent like Gardevoir,
which is all I'm interested in, I'll probably just be regarded as a normal sexual deviant,
which I can handle.

>372648689
Zangoose.

No, because in that there is variety.
No, because those waifus are mosly humanoid, not "pocket monsters' drawn like children.


You faggots used to have threads like this several times a day daily, and you're definintely too new to remember why /vp/ was made, so why don't you kindly fuck off back there and leave us in our cesspool without your exceptionally vile shit.

put the first remoraid that i catch to my head and unleash my persona

Hey, post the full version.

That's a whole lot of rape. Congraduations, user.

>get a reply
>still don't get a (You)

I feel I deserve this somehow.

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Arrange a set of unowns into Loss and them kms

Here's a (You) just so you don't feel to hard