Is Kojima /ourguy/ ?

Is Kojima /ourguy/ ?

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Isn't he married?

what difference does that make?

Cheating is not uncommon in Japan and is usually put up with.

>went from nice sweet girl hold flowers to casting couch girl
How did Kojima a 5'6 asian manlet nerd do it?

yellow fever

shes a white chick living in Japan. shes probably some mentally ill weeb with yellow fever. that and hes rich as fuck and her stepping stone to fame. women are whores so its obvious how he managed to fuck her

You're telling me that Kojima wasn't able to charm her with his good looks and sassy words?

RICED

Yes. His family actually considers his career a joke.

>thinking any of that matters when you're rich and successful

>Thank you for screaming
Instant boner

hes a millionaire Japanese game designer.

even straight males are affected by his charm

Yes, you'd be amazed at how many ladies a guy can get when he's a successful, amazing, and genius game developer, even if you're a little short. Take Todd Howard, for instance, my favorite developer, even though he's actually 6'3 and any photo or video that indicates otherwise was taken at a misleading angle.

53 isn't that old.

Whatever you say, gramps.

Did they fuck?

Kojima is taking whatever magical potion Araki is to retain youth forever.

Damn. That's sad.

the point is he looks half the age of the 47 year old next to him

Well yeah, he's Japanese.

Lmao, the guy is literally one of the most legendary people in the most profitable industry on earth. His family are idiots.

>Legendary
Idk if that's the word I'd use

Indeed, though a correction: it's just his son who doesn't care for this father's work.
>gamegrep.com/news/8266-kojimas-son-hates-metal-gear-solid/
>I have a son in that particular age group, the 13-15 year old age group, and he's been with me watching me create the Metal Gear series. But he has always criticized it: 'Oh, Metal Gear is such a s****y game.' Until the point I released Portable Ops. So these kids are really into these handheld machines, and my son is really into Portable Ops as well: the use of the WiFi, the ability to play anywhere, bring it to school, etc. So it seems like the middle school kids are really, really having fun with the PSP.

No he isn't my guy unless he smashed. I don't understand the point if creeping a girl if she isn't giving you something

He is in the industry

YOU ALREADY POSTED THIS THREAD TODAY REEEEEEEEEE

he is the industry

Yeah but his wife left him during production of MGS4 because he was a depressed sack of shit and she hated video games to begin with and didn't want to put up with him anymore. Kojima hasn't worn his wedding ring in public since like 2008. It's not very Japanese to do that kind of stuff openly so if he got divorced then it was super discreet and he never intended on anyone but family and friends knowing.

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She's so hot...Can you blame him?

is this girl too autistic to actually be creeped out by this guy

is this an edit I honestly can't tell anymore

He sounds like such a cool guy to hang around with.

>tfw never get to see a movie with Kojima and talk about it during dinner

Why doesn't Norman reedus cut his fucking hair or shave his ratlike stubble?

He always looks like he just rolled out of a gutter.

Todd pls just stop posting

>quiet almost single handedly ruined mgsv if it wasnt for hackojima doing it himself

Fuck him, ruined that game just so he could creep on some b grade model that cant voice act for shit.

>doesn't care
>by clearly voicing his opinion accurately
Many such cases

It's her boss.

Heis contractually obligated to keep his hair a certain length. Same with the shitty cat whiskers.

As someone who used to review acting contracts with clauses like that, he would stand to lose 30 - 50% of his income from TWD if he appeared in public with a different hairstyle/length unless an episode aired in which it was cut on the show.

I want to lick Joost belly. Also cum inside her, if you know what I mean.

>just so he could creep on some b grade model that cant voice act for shit.

What's there to voice act for a character named Quiet? There's only like a small handful of lines in the entire game for her.

Dude I have a thing about stomachs too!!

>Yeah but his wife left him during production of MGS4 because he was a depressed sack of shit
source?

Yeah, and those few voice lines are literal garbage compared to the rest of the voice acting in the game (of which there is not much because kojima wanted to satisfy his mad max boner).

That's one album I won't ever listen to again.

He actually is really polite and nice. I got to "hang out" around him for a bit during E3 2015, some people asked him if he could take some pics and autograph some stuff, and he answered very excitedly. Ironically enough, he had to talk to Geoff Keighley (It was during a Phantom Pain showing) so the assistant/translator asked us to wait a little bit.

In the mean time some dude asked if we had to follow certain things or whatever, the lady looked at him really weird and just said "Just don't be weird I guess, he's a really normal guy." In fact he kept saying how flattering it was for us to want to take a picture with him and shit. Told us a little bit about phantom pain, gave us the autograph and a Diamond Dog t-shirt.

Holy shit, that guy sounds like a desperate creep.

user, she shot him down, several times.

She even said that he creeps her out.

It's the best.

>she got too much longer leg, lol

wow, abusive much?

Source?

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holy shit when he will get rid of that bag?

no, he's a hack.

His ass

something something horse

It's so obvious that the whole Stefanie thing and rubbing elbows with Hollywood stars and the like is a sort of a "You laughed at me when I told you I wanted to make Hollywood movies, you looked down on me when I went into an Otaku career instead in order to at least approximate those dreams and pay the bills. Yet look at me now". Living well truly is the best revenge.

She make me diamonds

/ourguy/

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So cute

Yeah, no, that's pure bullshit. I saw Kojima at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, rike you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen BluRays in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cases and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any erectricar infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Kojima's a pimp.

I would impregnate that 50 year old japanese lady.

I knew this shit was coming.

you have no idea

Who's at the bottom left picture?

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His mom was the only one that supported his dream.

i wonder how hard and for how long they spitroast her

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Kojima.

yeah same wonder what is smell like haha

>No handhand
alpha

Would you rather fuck Hideo or Kojima?

Citation

Its hard, but you can actually see the age in him.