ITT: We create the worst video game in existence, one piece at a time. I'll start

ITT: We create the worst video game in existence, one piece at a time. I'll start.

>NPCs move faster than your walk speed but slower than your run speed.

>console-ized menus system with lots of needless tabs

Level lrogression isn't saved. You get a completion password that lets you skip to the level you reached from the start menu.
It's 30 characters long and you inly get 15 sec to copy it down

>our team took heavy inspiration from Dark Souls

>Required to do 75% of all tedious side quests in order to progress story to end game

>NPCs move faster than your walk speed but slower than your run speed.

Every fucking AC

Damn my spelling is attrotious there

>AAA title

>Surivival indie early access game inspired by Earthbound

Each tab has a delayed prompt.

Uppercase, lowercase, numbers (0 and O, I and l, the whole turkey)

>the game plays itself once it's loaded

>made in japan

80% of the content is online.

>made on Sup Forums

>In addition an RNG event that you only have one chance to trigger every 24 real time hours is required to purges past a certain point

>There's a short cutscene that you can't skip every time you enter a door.

Whenever there is a prompt like
>Did you get all that?
>Yes / No
or
>Quit game?
>Yes / No
randomize the placement of the yes and no

>made for 3DO

>attrotious
I'm just gonna stop


Adding to the thread,
Weapons break and don't respawn. There are a limited number of weapons and you can make the game unbeatable by nit managing your weapons

>entire game takes place underwater

You can get raped by NPCs and get pregnant.

>You lose all your weapons and are forced to use very basic stealth

>bland, repetitive battle music

Name it "Legend of Zelda: The Breath of the Wind"

>gay marriage option

>featuring soundtrack by KoRn

1 hit point
1 life
NO CONTINUES

What is the videogame equivalent of post-Season 3 Daria?

>Game consist of highly difficult underwater escort missions with cutscenes you can't skip and you have to watch them every time you die

...

>game involves using menus
>mouse-smoothing

I swear to god it makes games unplayable

>all party members must be acquired through a gacha that uses resources you can buy with real money

>game makes you waste several years of your life that you could've used to become someone

?

Mandatory and ridiculous grind. e.g.
>literally cannot open a door to progress unless you are level 2.
>enemies take 10+ minutes to respawn.
>they give 1 exp.
>you need 1,000 to level up.
>every single room is like this.

>In addition, If you fail that event it does not start the 24 hours from that moment of failure, it has a set clock time in which it restarts (ie. Is it restarts at 12am every night and you fail at 3pm, you must wait 33 hours before reattempting)

How would this be bad?

>checkpoint
>lengthy, unskippable cutscene
>difficult segment
>in that order

>Please solve this captcha to save the game

>enemies can turn invisible
>this also makes them 100% invulnerable even if you know where they are

This only makes me want it more.

>There's a 15 second loading screen between every cutscene

That password also has to go through two authentication servers.

Auth Server 1: Proprietary publisher shovelware launcher like Origin

Auth Server 2: Proprietary developer shovelware launcher like Uplay

Both servers have to be up and must cross-communicate with each other to validate your password, your copy (despite you buying it digitally from either of their online stores) and test the integrity of your connection.

>LOL GUYS rape is so funny xD

>game makes you post a picture of you and your gf online so you can play

Enemies take several minutes to kill
At lv2 the lv1 enemies stop giving exp, the lv2 enemies take twice as long to kill and you still get just 1 exp per kill, but the exp needed to level up is now doubled
Combat is tab targeting

outta here, leaf.

Morrowind

>but funded by kickstarter and patreon

ridiculously overcomplicated crafting system that is based on points earned every 24hr but you can watch adds or subscribe to bypass and get double xp weekends

>he thinks rape is bad
>he thinks it's Sup Forums
You know how I can tell you're new here, kiddo?

He said worst not best

your direction you move in is not relative to your in game character, but to your camera position

You know what's funny?
My aunt was raped.
You know what else is funny?
I saw her in the hospital the day she was raped.
You know what else is funny?
Her horrified face when she saw us enter the room.
You know what else is funny?
Seeing her crying for hours and asking to be killed in front of her husband.

If you have no idea what the fuck you're laughing at, then I recommend you shut the fuck up.

>All enemies have 360 line of sight.

What game

Lol

>laughing at things is bad
>especially rape

If she didn't deserve it, it wouldn't have happened.

she was probably so upset about it because she had an orgasm and she loved every second of it, it made her feel like a cheater

>leaf tumblrposter calling anyone else new

Thanks user, I was feeling pretty down until now. That is an excellent joke.

Rape is ok if she deserved it.

this

>>Surivival indie early access game inspired by Earthbound

with crafting

Who died and made you the laugh police
Fuck off faggot

maybe the dumb slut should have covered up?

Shouldn't have gone out dressed like a leaf. You know how those Canadians get.

So...

Did she drop any good loot?

Thanks for the help user.

>being this new
>>>/reddit/

Dont make the same mistake I did by rewatching daria. First season is great and then everything afterward is trashy.

>t.internet badass

lmao

>
>Every love interest in the game is bi-sexual so they can all fit into the regular, wholesome marriages and the gay ones too.

Dumb slut was probably wearing flannel

are we making dayZ with microtransactions

>locked at 30fps
>Not even a stable 30

>raping her, then visiting her in the hospital after
I like your style.

Dark Souls Z

Make it 24.

...

>Her horrified face when she saw us enter the room
Did you rape your aunt user?

>only way to get max level gear is to not do any sidequests till your third new game + playthrough

looking at you borderlands 2

You know what's funny?
Your post.

Regenerating life, no healing items
Every fight is guaranteed to drain your health to very low
Health regenerates so slow you're forced to sit around for a few minutes after each fight, encounters are randomized so you can't even progress based on knowing that you won't face any enemies in a while

Have the shills be as blatant as gothic fanboys

>westerners design the characters

Good.

>always-online DRM

Bastard, i bet you think you're so clever for getting those (You)'s. At least you made those dumbfucks happy.

>and Nips write the script

>enemies run away to other enemies when they get low health
>they run faster than you can move no matter what

This is unironically one of the worst aspects of the classic era, as well as the reason I condone save-states between levels whenever this shit is the case

>Unskippable cutscenes
>You have to unlock the difficulties
>Unskippable tutorial
>Shitty and inconvenient ui

Are you fuckers serious?? Seeing someone close to you being a victim of rape is an experience you do not wish upon your worst enemy. What the fuck is your problem guys?? Do you know what it feels like to take care of her little kids, who aren't even capable of understanding what happened tho their mom?? I'm really fucking pissed, I thought you were more sensitive to other people's suffering, but at the end of the day, it's all fucking jokes and laughter until it happens to you. Fucking shitsack of inhumane fuckheads!!

>funded by the internet

>Certain objects cannot be found if you trigger a event

t. reddit

i don't know if you've noticed by now but no one really fucking cares here

That's hot.

>all of your actions go through a buffer period of 7 frames (to not jive with any reasonable frame count)
>enemies read your inputs and react with no delay

Surprised nobody said this earlier tbqhwyfam