Friend beats me at a game

>friend beats me at a game
>"Haha, you're such shit at this game"
>beat friend at a game
>"maybe you should get a life instead of doing nothing but play this game"

Get better friends

>friend beats you at a game
>"haha, youre such a shit at this game
>"if you lose again, you have to sit on my lap like a baby because youre such shit. haha!"

>friend beats me at a game
>"haha now you have to lick my sweaty controller"
>have to stick the controller in my mouth for a solid 30 seconds while he laughs at me
>beat him later
>make him lick the controller that's covered in my spit

Maybe if you stopped posting reddit memes you'd be able to find a better friend

>having friends
get out

>(((friends)))
found your problem op

>incorrectly using the word friend

>having friends
get the fuck out of my fucking board you fucking normie

Why does that effect you? Guy friends are overrated unless you wanna secretly suck dick, just do what you like in life and get some bitches.

What happened then, user?

Oi m8 bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

>Okay user, whoever loses has to touch the winners penis
>mfw I lose on purpose

Yuck a fag

>not saying "no homo"
fucking faggot kys

>friend
>haha let's compare i'm so better than you
>we're on the same team
>on a survival game
>Just farming

ever have that overly competitive friend? how do you deal with people like that?

Do you have no friends user?

It's ok user go out more find a hobby that will let you interact with people it's good for the mind and soul.

>normie
>>>/reddit/

Beat his ass

one time I was playing an old friend I haven't seen in ages Tony hawk 3 or 4 and I was whooping him every time and he kept re challenging me. felt kind of bad at the end

getting better friends

upvoted

>friend beats me at a game
>"Haha now you hafta suck my dick user it's the rules"
>Suck his dick
>beat friend moments later
>"Well now that you won you get to suck my dick"
>Suck his dick again
>We tie after the third round
>"Haha wow you couldn't even beat me, I guess it's only fair that you suck my dick you faggot"
>Suck his dick a third time

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR Sup Forums

By not being a pussy

Do you have an inferiority complex or what?

already win at everything, which just fuels his competitive nature.
literally asked to compare farm one time after he placed all his skill points on farming skill while he thought i wasn't looking

I was 10 once, too. Had a friend who did this shit all the time.

Stop being gay

Are you friends with Sam Hyde?

YOU ARE NOT A CUTE ANIME GIRL YOU ARE A GROWN MAN A MAN, NOT A GIRL YOU DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA YOU DO NOT HAVE A FUTA COCK, BUT A REGULAR COCK YOU DO NOT STUTTER IN REAL LIFE AND EVEN IF YOU DID YOU DO NOT STUTTER WORDS YOU TYPE LEWD SHOULD NOT BE IN YOUR VOCABULARY BUT IT IS YOU AREN'T GAY, NO, YOU AREN'T SO WHY ARE YOU IN INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS WITH EACHOTHER WHY DO YOU EVEN TRY ANYTHING LIKE THAT? REAL WOMEN EXIST AND THEY'RE ALL AROUND YOU HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOUR PARENTS BE IF THEY SAW WHAT YOU DO? HOW DISAPPOINTED WOULD YOU BE IF YOU SAW YOUR CHILD DOING THIS STOP HURTING YOURSELF AND OTHERS, GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND, STOP CYBER SEXING OTHER MEN ONLINE AND GET LAID OR SOMETHING STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE AUTISM, YOU DON'T. FUCK

Dumb frogposter

Holy fuck calm down

>unfunny reddit-tier copypasta
kys ammo

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you forgot your dumb frog

Reminder, if it has a working dick it's a dude