Did you know that goblins are actually the best fantasy race?

did you know that goblins are actually the best fantasy race?

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I want to breed a goblin

why she look like a nigger booger

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who is that? nudes? porn?

holy shit

Aaah, damn. I would fuck the shit out of her.

Dragons are better, OP

I want to fuck a slutty, shortstack goblin with my relatively massive human dick.

Alexandra Uchi

>that disgusting fake ass
Also fuck off OP, Goblins are literal jews

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Something, something, Corruption of Champions.

Nah, nothing short can be better than something tall.

i want to turn my penis into butter and melt it on her spaghetti if you know what i mean

is that a girl or a boy?

>Goblins are literal jews
t.dwarf

thx

KILL

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>Perfect Waifus

More like walking cumdumps, their women were made to work in brothels, whoring themselves out to other races who will pay a couple gold coins to pin down their small bodies and knock them up.

Where do I go to find fuckable goblins that would be willing to put out for less than 10G?

time to get fucked, stud

Goblins suck, CoC sucks

>you will never knock up a cute green gobbo girl

Fun fact: GOBLINS are the most POWERFUL race in the WORLD

>green midget with pointy ears
>call it a goblin
goblins are fantasy kikes

I'm almost tempted to resub to WoW because I love my gobbo so much. They're fucking cool.

Cool, so I never need to use a condom with a goblin? I'm allowed to cum in her as much as I want until she fucking screams and overflows with my juices with absolutely zero consequence?

>actual goblins aren't actually stacked
>The only thicc race is pandaren

Fucking kill me senpai

So? Being jewish doesn't mean I don't want my penis to repeatedly enter your vagina.

>dragon can fuck anything

it's a chart for reproductive compatibility
you're not wrong, though

I'm more of a gnome fan. Cutey smarty-pants girlies with endearing, chipper attitudes.

Dragons are sluts, dude.

>Goblins are literally the smartest race
Was this supposed to be an unflattering comparison?

>paint a halfling green
>call it a goblin

>not exclusively fucking Goblin and Gnome girls
Do it for Uther

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>That filename
Fuck off...
*unsheathes Beautiful Sword*

I agree

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This chart is bullshit. Elf/human hybrids exist.
Haven't heard of a human/dragon hybrid though.

Just like I do with your girl (or is she your sister or mother?)

But the chart says so, half-elves are even their own race in D&D

I don't have a sister and my mom died two years ago from complications involving her Type 2 Diabetes. No girlfriend either.

I think you're fucking a ghost, my dude.

Pandaren are fucking top tier though.

Sorry, apparently it was dwart x human I was looking at not elf.

Everything is OK.

I actually like TITS and I expect more of my fetish of it, it lacks content

Could Humans breed with hybrids of Goblins and one of their shared potential mates? What would be the best combo?

Giants and dragons combining to make a giantess anthro dragon.

isn't uther like the main reason shits so fucked up?

not only that wasn't he totally wrong and arthas was totally right?

I meant Goblin+Breedable mate shared with Human, then Gob-Mate Hybrid+Human. What would be the best.
your idea isn't too bad, though.

I just want a goblin girl to look at my dick and say yowza.

Goblins are literally the niggers of any mmorpg

>not calling your OC DONUT STILL goblin whore STABITHA

You had one job!

Goblin nymphs. They'd be hypersexual and have especially feminine features due to their faerie physiology.

Combine that with a human to add just enough height to bring them up to four feet and fill out their hips and breasts even more as they gain human female estrogen.

Boom, nymph half-goblin.

Huh.

Sup Forums has this type of thread occasionally, but with Orc Girls.

Glad I can enjoy both.

>not orcs
goblins are the jews

that would be the elves dude.

sauce? moar?

>this dojn

Good god

I would pay her so much for her to ride me for a while.

literally me but (male)

hot damn

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way to ruin video with niggers

>I just discovered my favorite monstergirl hybrid
>It will never be real

>he doesn't pick human everytime and venture on a never-ending quest to exterminate every other race

don't fall into hedonism

Bullshit.

If not, post proof, fag

jealous
instead of hating why dont you roll and snap up your own big booty ho?
then you can lure her into your basement and forcibly confine her there forever while feeding her booty the necessary nutrients it needs to sustain itself, hnn?

oh das rite you just a bitch nigga, for real

Sorry I gave you the idea, friend. I just mixed up the the two things I liked the most.

I've gotta give you props for your top-tier taste, though.

>posting bowie

S-Stop it

is that a futa?

It's fine. Maybe I can ask a drawfag to think up what one would look like and fap to that.

She's a halfling.

There are no goblins in Alfie besides the between-chapter images.

this

kill the scum and then fuck it and then kill their children.

Good plan. I'd like to see something like that too, if it doesn't make it into my next D&D campaign first.

>not a never-ending quest to reproduce with every other race
You've got the rough idea but you're confused on the important part

I wonder who could be behind this post

I think the last time I reported a post was three months ago.

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It could always be worse
>discover my favorite form of monstergirl
>another form is more popular and comprises most of the little amount of art they get in general

>Goblins look great
>Pandarens look great
>Meanwhile Worgens look like a snarling Chihuahua

Maybe one day that far fangled update will happen, but I'm starting to think that ship's already sailed

B-but that's degeneracy!

If only they stayed with the original models.

so when was the last time you checked on your garrison?

>not having a worgen gf

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What's the appeal of Monster Girls?

What's the sauce on this graph? Monster girl Encyclopedia?

>ywn have your massive worgen girlfriend force you into the amazon position and fuck you senseless when she goes into heat

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Diana Blake :^)

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>Sex crazed maniacs with exotic features that cater to your specific fetishes that will love you and your dick unconditionally no matter what your flaws are
Gee user, I wonder.
Next are you going to ask me why waifus are so fucking popular?

You mean the alpha version, right?
The worst part is the complaint leveled against it was they "didn't look vicious enough" and we got the perma-snarl face

She has a lisp.

this is the only rare case i've seen of a midget with a normal shaped head

>change 3 or 4 details
>it's now a bog-standard anime chick
Why stop at ears and a tail? Why does it need a human face? Are snouts too triggering for some?