Splatoon online dominated by japs

>play splatoon 2 testfire
>have tons of fun
>realize that I dropped splatoon right around when mario maker came out due to real life issues and didn't have much time for games
>moved and didn't pick it up since
>want to play again to get that fix in before 2 drops
>start a turf war
>all japs
>all level 50
>fucking running around sanic speed
>repeatedly killed in spawn by specials
>try another match
>literally nothing I can do aside from get one kill before other team gets to our spawn somehow
>try again
>japs move lightning fast
>realize all of their gear is edited or perfectly rolled
>impossible to find anyone just playing for fun

if there is anyone who knows how to ruin online play its the japs

Japs suck at Splatoon, but no one plays that game so of course they're everywhere

git gud

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Holy fuck this looks like the most obnoxiously stupid shooter ever. This is what Nintendo fans are playing?

Is it obnoxious because it's not a muddy puddle of brown and grey with "realistic" guns?

It's obnoxious because the become invincible button looks like the shitty equivalent of 2 idiots bunny hopping with AWPs who have no fuckin idea how to aim.

>become invincible button
You're not invincible if you're in ink. Dipshit.

Fine, makes your hitbox smaller or whatever. It's clearly a really stupid panic button people are mashing and passing off as "skill"

you cant swim in enemy ink. you take damage simply by standing on it. It's hardly a panic button. It's the player being dumb and not cutting off their movement routes.