ITT, habits you've picked up from vidya

>ITT, habits you've picked up from vidya

>Walking through crowd
>Put hand on peoples shoulders like Altair from Assassins Creed.

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First off his name translates from arabic to ths flyingman.
So its only logical that we call him flyguy.

I fucking WALKED like he does through crowds in high school and did the exact same shit with hand shouldering those that got too close never uttering a word.

I always doublejump these days.

I sometimes jump inside someones car through the windshield like the mc from saints row 4

I wavedash to school

You guys are really cool. I bet everyone at school thought you were really mysterious. Must have made you popular. I wish I had thought to behave like that in high school. Then I could have been as cool as you.

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alt-air

Thanks man. Sadly, it's not a destiny for everyone to be as cool as we were.

We truly were... mysterious...

i invincibility frame when I get hit by a car

You place your hand on my shoulder and I'll place my hand on your ass. you've been warned.

OH SHIT

>>Walking through crowd
>>Put hand on peoples shoulders like Altair from Assassins Creed.

This would get you killed in the modern age.

In America, sure

i miss when mega64 was funny

I always roll to where i'm going.

ok i lold

I started carrying half a scissors with me.
Fully metallic, pointy end.
Downloaded book about knife fighting, "folsom" or something and tried to memorise some moves.
I am paranoid as fuck.
I keep my hands in my pockets and every time someone approaches me I grab my scissors in my pocket and get ready to shank them in the neck. Fuck, I even have books on anatomy, the ones you use medical schools, all just to know where to stick my "knife" for fastest kill.
Video games ruined me.

>all just to know where to stick my "knife" for fastest kill

why the fuck do you need to kill them?

sometimes i make hand gestures from witcher 3
after playing hotline miami for a long time, i started walking near walls and look for an object to use as weapon

dude just get an actual blade or a strap

I think everyone does Ocelots hand gesture.

But I was doing it before playing the game.

Feels right.

it must be extremely painful

I don't need to kill them. I just need to know how to do it if I have to.
Had a few blades.
Was stopped and questioned a few times by policemen.
Now I carry a scissor half and if they ask "what dat?" I look surprised and go "oh crap the damn thing must have broken again" and start looking in my bag for other part and screw.

i follow in biowares legacy and talk to people with an entirely deadpan face while filling my voice with choked emotion
then i just swiggity swag walk my way out

that's a quick way to get punched

I unironically dash-dance at night clubs, I also go "Tuh! Tuh!" when I do it.
The best part is all the people that give you pissed off looks when you create loud squeak sounds

>Now I carry a scissor half and if they ask "what dat?" I look surprised and go "oh crap the damn thing must have broken again" and start looking in my bag for other part and screw.
Do you really think anyone would buy this?

wtf lol you're autistic as they come just carry the blade like a normal human being

>He doesn't stab people who try to take his knife

Do non-finns actually let this happen lol?

One already bought this and let me go.
I wouldn't pick a fight with two cops, both armed with firearms and nightsticks in a middle of a fucking park. I'm autistic, but not exactly suicidal.

I can just see what you look like in person
pic very related

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this is me

I beat up strangers who dare talk to me

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>walk next to walls
>swing out when turning corners

Hands in hoodie pockets, never headphones because must hear everything around me and you pretty much got me.

sometimes I SHFFL on the way to class

I think you're just autistic, user.

He's a big guy.

I know I am. Can't help it. I feel uneasy without anything sharp in my pocket.

I'll show you something sharp
*unzips dick*

>playing assassins creed
>realise the italian guy is a descendant of the arab guy
>realise you play as a muslim killing christians
Sup Forumstards btfo

*stabs you in the abdomen 12 times*

>Was stopped and questioned a few times by policemen.
Then you're not carrying it right. Besides, unless you live in a country where pocketknife carry is illegal, you'd be perfectly fine with one, you fucking autist.

*it's a hologram*

I started walking like Connor in AC3 for a little.

I also sometimes image it's a random bioware situation with dialogue when I need to talk to someone but it'll be awkward or I need to face up to something to imagine that it's only a single conversation, kinda helps calm the nerves.

You think russian boleesmen care?
Nigga russian police is worse than a thug.
> thug beat you, you fight back and defend. Winner is you.
> police beat you. Fight back-assault on officer, jail time. Not fight back? Enjoy your crippling bruises.
Bastards have methods to ruin your kidneys, you'll be pissing blood for weeks and there won't be any evidence on your body left. Another method they employ is putting a bottle up someone's anus, as a method of torture.

Are you an ethnic minority? I hear that they get stabbed all the time in Russia, even in good areas.

I live in Korea and do the same thing when walking through these crowded streets and subways.

Koreans are like IRL NPCs who are weak, pacifist, robotic, dress/act the same and are unaware of their surroundings. They simply do not mind me slightly pushing them out my way and putting hand on shoulder as I make my way past them.

Being a tanned black/white/hispanic mutt I feel like a main character amongst them who clearly stands out yet blends in.

Doing this America can get you fucked up though.

I'm sure that they do indeed mind, but are just polite enough not to call you a fucking weirdo. This isn't normal to do in any culture. You have autism.

I'm not. But minorities are one of the reasons I carry sharp things.
Fucking churkas.

dam

actually the freshman and sophomore kids thought I was a pretty cool guy and complimented my weeb hoodies and t-shirts because kids are easily impressed by anything unconventional I guess. you must have had no real close friends if you care about what the general public thinks about you

you'd get your ass kicked by feral niggers if you did that in houston

Except they aren't related.

OP isn't a faggot, but everyone else here is. kyss

>This isn't normal to do in any culture.
In Korea it is. Koreans actually push and nudge their way through crowds of people too trying to get from Point A to Point B.

Visit a Korean subway, like Line 1 on a monday morning. You will get pushed out of the way for walking too slow by some random old lady regardless of if you're Korean or not.

They might not mind. When I was in Korea people got bumped by me constantly. I am a white guy with wide shoulders and the street markets there do not have very wide walkways. Really only enough space for one person to walk comfortably but instead it is often two streams passing eachother in opposite directions. Plus the people standing infront of the stalls.

if you put your greasy manchild hands on me in public I would knock you the fuck out

good luck explaining that to the police

>"sir, the man you hurt is in a coma and may have permenant brain damage. You'll have to pay for his treatment for the rest of his life, and also pay his family, and you're facing 10 years jail time, why did you do it?"
>"dude he fukin touched my shoulder bro"

dumbass

>what is a gut punch
leave it to niggers to beat a man and then stomp his head into asphalt

>"Knock you the fuck out"
>"What is a gut punch"

are you literally retarded?

>what is a hyperbole
dont be so autistic about details user I was joking

> I was only pretending to be retarded

That's just what normal people do desu. In crowded places you either gently push people aside or stand in place like an autist waiting for an opening which may never come.

Jesus that's extremely autistic.