Why does this dog have eggs? Dogs don't lay eggs, only platypus do!

Why does this dog have eggs? Dogs don't lay eggs, only platypus do!

hey dude, you know what dogs do when they get mad?

they bark

The dog slaughtered a hen and is just taking a nap over its next meal

I always thought it was little new born puppies suckling.

Why is the dog shaped like a dick?

It's a sausage dog.
I went there.

It angers me that the plural of platapus is not platapi.

Wait is the icon supposed to look like a breakfast plate? The dog is a sausage, the eggs are eggs, and the ground is hashbrowns :O

>According to a 2003 Nintendo Power interview about Kirby Air Ride, producer Masayoshi Tanimura notes that the dog is a fictional creation and that the team do not think of the dog as a dachshund. Tanimura explains that the logo represents deep thought into "incubating completely new ideas that eventually hatch into incredibly fun games".

That's deep, man

ok
but why a dog though

>new ideas that eventually hatch into incredibly fun games
Once more:
Japan > West

nigga gonna act like he never seen a bird dog before.

>Dogs don't lay eggs
it's probably updog

what's updog?

This is what I've always seen.

>Gentleman is angry his hair is a turd

It has raised its left hair/helmet/hand turd, ready to strike out at the offender.

maybe it's an echidna

That's a very good question.

and the yellow things are the spikes

>HAL will never make another Smash game