Gamerfuel

*walks into room*
>uhm what the fuck is that you are drinking over there user?
>that looks radioactive..
>Yeah uhm THANKS but you can keep your """Mountain Drew"""" to yourself I will just enjoy my water like a non autistic person

*slams door shut*

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>drinking mountain dew
>drinking Dr Pepper
>drinking any of that shit

I don't get it, disregarding all the shit they put into this trash, it doesn't even taste good, especially Dr Pepper.

Did this sound funny when you were typing it out?

stay hydrated

>drinking at all

Water is best. Those who shittalk water should be shot point blank.

Mountain Dew? Excuse me, harlot, I will have you know I refuse to drink anything but the finest stallion semen.
That's what I would say if my mouth wasn't full of horse cum.

Thanks, loli.

you dont get to talk about autism with a post lile that

I've not drank water in years. It's just an ingredient used for better drinks.

It kinda scares me that you are telling the truth. I bet thread is filled with burgers. Not drinking water is the most non-europian thing ever.

K.

Anyone who posts that image literally didn't understand the point of the scene at all

you arent american im guessing

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Water is for fags and doesn't have enough sugar

I only drink soda exceptionally but I really enjoy the taste of Dr Pepper. It's plain cola I don't get, it tastes like medicine to me.

K.

>drinking water

Eww, guys, seriously? Do you not know that fish have sex in it?

>2017
>not drinking water
>eating like a noob
What would Fatal1ty say, Sup Forums?

ginger beer 4 lyfe niggas

not that canada dry bullshit either

>noob
What year is this?

Nah, it's actually perfect. EU is able to express emotions like an adult, US is stuck in a self-destructive downward spiral while trying to seem cool and uninterested.

Anyone who posts that image literally didn't understand the point of the scene at all

>drinking water
where do you think the autism comes from in the first place? wake up idiots

>Gamer fuel
>Mountain dew
I had that shit once, disgusting shit holy fuck.

coffee for me

t. drug addict

>express emotions
Is that bongspeak for get overrun by Muslims or lose all personal rights? It's hard to keep up with the way you people talk.

wew lad

>day off from work
>wake up
>pour coffree
>play games
>refill coffee
>refill
>refill
>2PM and all I had so far was coffee and cigarettes

Lucky I don't have too many days off, I'd have an ulcer.

>Talking shit about coffee
1v1 me fgt

>girl walking into my room
>girl
>EVER

Let's be fair though, they might have too many brown people but most of the 'white' population in America have jet black hair and a name ending in -az or -ez.

Is it possible to dissolve a brick of butter in water?

>Tfw I thought it was a Twinkie at first

>m-muh freedoms

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As much as I enjoy drinking Dr Pepper, you gotta admit Pepper is the one that tastes like actual cough medicine.

I keep water bottles on hooks under my desk.

I'm sure people have sex in many different kinds of non-toxic liquids.
Be more openminded, it's .

I've had many different kinds of shitty soft drinks but mountain dew repels me.
My memory compels me to compare it to diabetic urine at this point since it has been years since I tried it and I think wasps/hornets were involved so it wasn't a pleasant memory.

Polar and non-polar.
At best you get an emulsion if you melt the butter and mix it into the water.

>young paula deen home movie.webm

And yet they raise families, work hard and don't drive trucks into crowds of people

Literally not a single person here drinks Mountain Jew.

It tastes like bitter almond to me.

Yeah they shoot eachother instead

Milk is basically butter dissolved in water.

wow you must be REAL fun at parties if you drink water

You must be real fun at parties if you drink mountain dew.

Lets just hope that the orange fuckup is going to turn things for the better huh :^)
just like the wall
or draining the swamp
or the ban on muslims

face it pol you memed yourself into thinking that the reality show star / con artist would make a good president you delusional bunch of fucks