I have not had access to Sup Forums for over a month. What controversy have I missed out on? Quick rundown anybody?

I have not had access to Sup Forums for over a month. What controversy have I missed out on? Quick rundown anybody?

>quick rundown

man i'm getting queasy in a good way, is this what they call butterflies

Everyone loved Zelda, Nier and Persona 5 so Sup Forums's more united than ever. You can mock Mass Effect Andromeda though.

The copied Tracer's character straight from a manga porn.

Moot got cucked by some gook broad and sold Sup Forums to a weeaboo with yellow skin from liver failure who pretends to be Japanese.

Blizzard copied something? No way!

NO YOU FOOL HE'S COMING GET AWAY BEFORE HE GETS YOU YOU'RE ALREADY IN HIS TR

Иigger, source?

Yooka-laylee is shit, and they kicked youtube personality JonTron outta the game because he misquoted facts in an online debate with Starcraft 2 personality, Destiny. So now noone likes playtonic.

Absolutely noone likes the game now.

ooooh

that's where they got Mei from

Yooka-Laylee removing JonTron due to perceived racism. That happened in the last 30 days, I think.

>they both sit cross-legged

woah, really makes you think

you have missed absolutely nothing

on april fools day we found out all the sjw shitposters were from canada

what's this from?

>slugbox

Mass Effect Andromeda is shit, Bioware publicly apologized for writing a tranny character poorly but not for fucking up the rest of game. The collector's edition box set didn't come with a copy of the game.

>a jacket and leg tights

Overwatch.

Everyone on Sup Forums agreed that Skub is great.

skub is fub

Secret Plot

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hey whatever happened to that undiewatch project where an user said he was planning on making a mod for overwatch that has all the heroes in their underwear?

moar of the girl?

And all the funny shitposters were Aussies.

We need flags on ALL THE BOARDS.

Blizzard started banning and suing anyone who touched their precious files.

thanks user

I can't believe we actually used to disagree on skub. How can anyone not love skub?

What is this "quick rundown" meme all about?

>/k/ finally knows who the noguns keyboard warriors are
YES PLEASE

MOTHERFUBBER I'LL KILL YOU SKUB IS GAD NOT FUB

>I accidentally fucked a trap once that was cosplaying as tracer at a party

I've never been so embarrassed.

shame, I wanted to play as reinhardt out of his suit and in nothing but heart pattern boxers.

Do you want a quick rundown?

If you wouldn't mind

>best shitposting america can do is pepe, wojak and brap-posting
step it up, burgers
the education system is already shit as it is, may as well introduce professional shitposting course

>skub
>good
Anti-skub will never die you disgusting fuckers.

SJWs killed jontron

Look at this contrarian faggot.

god i wanna eat that tasty clam

reading now, thanks user.

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Control the British crown
>keep the metric system down
>keep Atlantis off the maps
>keep the martians under wraps
>hold back the electric car
>keep Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
This is the final redpill. There is no endgame. We are stuck in a revolving door, and only the Bogdanovs have the way out. They have, in a way, truly reached nirvana while we are stuck in the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.

more like
>jontron spouted off genuine racist ideology
>platonic cut him
>Sup Forumstards pull politics into the gaming space once again and make a big stink and generally wont fuck off about being unironically racist idiots

>accidentally
yeah sure

>the protag originates from an eromanga

this game is a genuine weebshit

It's not racist to say Whites shouldn't die off

Holy shit

We got merged with Sup Forums on April 1st and it turns out all shitposters are Canadian and Brazilian.

>jews literally trying to erase whites
>they attack vidya,sjw and meme blacks all day

really dings the dongs

god bless slugbox

no but implying blacks are ruining american culture and saying whites should be large majority and some other shit is

It was.

So how come calling all blacks theives is prejudice but calling all whites evil isn't? Prejudice is prejudice, it's not effect by what is the majority and what isn't.

>ideology

The only thing that can be considered racistwas him misinterpreting a study or two

It is 2017, however.

No, that's just a controversial viewpoint. Sup Forums would be if he suggested a day of the rope to amend the problem or called them niggers.

Because blacks vote democrat and you don't, so they say blacks are right and you're wrong. With us or against us so on and so forth.

Fuck I wish I would've witnessed that

it was okay

it made me realize getting Sup Forums related sex is impossible

Source ffs

No it's not, you're just on the wrong board.
Don't bother with /soc/ unless you're a ripped Chad with a nice cock. MTFG and femgen will treat you right if you have a penis and a pulse.

>Quick rundown anybody?

Goddamn, when will this cancerous meme go away? "gibbe teh quik rundown bois xd!!". Go back to fucking r/The_Dona-I mean Sup Forums for your "rundown", faggot.

>genuine racist ideology

quotes? evidence? citations?!?!?!?

meaningless ofcourse if we just say what we think the narrative is it must be so!

>didn't even bother making tracer look hot
Blizz really is full of faggots

I'm ok with this, I can't grasp much but I enjoy what I can afford to.

>I don't be home until another 8 hours for me to masturbate to this.

blatant lies
we don't push social agendas

t. leaf

The best.

As far as Sup Forums phrases for requesting information go I prefer rundown to redpill desu.

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Tell us how the events occured and let us be the judge.

Just the usual. anons looking for the latest tortanic because we hate video games rather than want them to grow, 8ch invading over operation "NUKE- A LAYLEE" because the devs took an eceleb they consider "on their side", off the team for a few days, and people universally praising a zelda game which is partically playable with kinda-paid emulation.

Fuck off, canada.

more like
>Jontron comes out with right wing opinion which upsets safe space babies
>Neogaf go on a fucking crusade messaging Playtonic to remove jon and threatening them
>Team17 go full damage control and cave in from Neogaf, banning people on steam forums and remove Jon.

>Then uninformed cucks like you shitpost about Sup Forumstards and politics.

The shoes are the only real resemblance I'm seeing here beyond coincidence.

BTFO

So what about this nuke a laylee thing then? A rational reaction?

>Secret Plot
>Secret Plot Deep
Damn this was my first doujin.

remember when Sup Forums wasn't a board
and no one had to deal with seriously white supremacist bullshit???
we had a nice run, but now their anti-PC PC buillshit where they whine about anyone they perceive as pandering to minorities kinda puts a damper on normally hilarious controversy

there was a time where Sup Forums would make multitudes of memes about this about how jontron got BTFO because he's a literal retard but noooo because of this retarded bastardization of /r9k/ and Sup Forums we have to shitpost in a bad way

fuck you, go back to the deep web or 8ch or whatever

good faps

It's actually
>Jontron ran his mouth about politics
>This causes shitstorm
>Playtonic wants nothing to do with this, and since he has a bit part and did the voice work for free, they create a Day One patch to take out his voice
>People suddenly act like the First Amendment has been set on fire
>Yooka-Laylee has basically become Mighty no 9 Two: Political Boogaloo

>safe space babies
>crusade
>damage control
>uninformed cucks
these are trigger words, designed to get a response out of a certain audience of people. Either A, to get a response out of normal people who disagree with this inflated hyperbole, or B, to get like-minded shitlord individuals to give this poster his epic (You)s

don't feed trolls just sage non-vidya

And don't forget
>Jontron accepted and understood why, and said he holds them no ill will over it
Which the gg army took as
>FUCKING SJW TOOK MUH JOB, DESTROY THEM ALL MY LOYAL PEONS, SHOW THOSE KIKELOVERS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH WHITE STRAIGHT MALE GAMERS!

A lot of blacks actually firmly vote republican, so it really is just hatred of their skin color and perceived culture considering they vote alongside right wing interests.

>shitlord
Don't pretend to be any better when you're doing the exact same

Black by and large have conservative viewpoints, but there are far more Democrat voters within the Black voting population because Republicans basically shat on their demography since Goldwater.

Also, a lot of Blacks don't vote because they understand that politicians almost never do what they promise during election time.

Troopz has been spitting bluds and senpaitachi everywhere and Arsenal fans are fighting each other

Look at this fucking cuck over here.

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Why the hell did Bootsy leave Cinemassacre? And why are they being so secretive about it?