*BANG*
*BANG*
*CRASH*
THIS IS ALL THE TIME IT TAKES FOR A ROBBER TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND STEAL YOUR VIDYA GAEMS
*BANG*
Parker Myers
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Carter Fisher
I live in a condo. He needs a magkey to access lobby and the elevator
Justin Price
>implying i have a door
I live in a rock. no one gets in, no one gets out
James Butler
my 10lbs doggo will terrorize any robber.
Adam Gray
That is why I only have handhelds and a laptop and bring them in a back everywhere I go.
Christian Adams
Except I have 2 doors
Just enough time to shit myself to death
Cameron Hill
>Be european
>have thick as fuck metal doors
>be american
>have plywood doors because of tornados destroying them every other month
Colton Williams
...
Aiden Fisher
american "doors" fixed to american "walls"
Thomas Perez
This
American doors are a joke
William Johnson
>tornados
nuh uh it was termites
Nathan Lee
You can get 'paper' door in Europe too. Usually they are not used for entrances though.
Dominic Collins
my front door its secured it would certainly take more than that to get in
Jonathan Thomas
It'd take several hours to load a truck with my videogames. At best he'd get a small percentage of them, and only recent stuff that's easily replaced.
Chase Brown
you misunderestimate the power of three charged heavy kicks
Levi Rivera
You can get into any place like this by just dressing as a pizza guy and waiting for someone walking outside to hold the door open for you.
Robert Nelson
>tfw my dog will viciously wag and demand belly scratchings from any would be robber
Liam Garcia
NANI
Christopher Fisher
Easy enough. Press buttons at the door and claim to be a deliveryman till somebody lets you in
Kevin Butler
don't worry, the guy with the machete got shot
Adam Brown
actually the cheapest doors here are made out of pressed chipped wood wich is almost as robust as solid wood. vendors here usually don't have the low enough standards to put paper doors into their catalogs.
t. german who build his own house last year
Anthony Gutierrez
Damn, I'd pet the shit out of that dog.
Levi White
>Trying this hard to make it an America vs Europe thread
Why are europoors so desperate for attention? Have a (you) for your effort.
Ethan Wilson
Not him, but I have a real door with a metal I beam set across it. It'd take a battering ram and a bunch of hits to break though it. It'd be easier to smash one of my windows, and use a drill to destroy the screws holding my window bars in place.
Jason Phillips
Careful. She fucking loves pets and will lean against your leg for them.
Jordan Myers
>implying
try breaking through a reinforced door