Re-release shit game from 6 years ago at full price

>re-release shit game from 6 years ago at full price
>add dook nook em to make it seem like a good deal

fucking gearbox.

Is it denuvoed? Not gonna lie, i'd install it again.

>browse steam
>its nothing but console ports and indie games

I legit feel bad for PCfags, holy shit.

>clip

the game felt like it was trying too hard to set up wacky shit for you to do, sorta like dark messiah but without fun gameplay.

also the dialogue was terribly unfunny and im tired of stephen blum's voice.

Yeah, it's pretty rough right now. The worst part is that there's this unrelenting stream of early access, unfinished bullshit, that gets tiresome to try to weed through.

For all the effort, time, and money, I often feel that PC gaming just isn't worth it.

>Bulletstorm
>Anywhere close to bad
God damned Niggers

dont forget

>remove the possibility to buy the old version digitally
>add denuvo bexause they think duke is enough of a insentive to steal the new one

i wish i could just remove all VR, VN, choose your own adventure, 'first-person story-driven non-gameplay creepypasta wannabes' and RPGmaker chaff out of my store feed.

How did Gearbox get Duke Nukem again?

every gun in bulletstorm was too gimmicky to be enjoyable and the low-grav effect that applied to enemies so scrubs could midair them without any effort made it feel like the game was holding my hand the entire time.

After 3D Realms and George Broussard went tits up, they bought the rights to him and Forever for fucking dirt cheap.

They bought it from 3D Realms whose management is so inept they managed to blow the hundreds of millions of dollars Duke Nukem made them in the 90s on fuck all.

It is good, but it's also more than 6 years old, available on the PC already in pretty much full working condition, and shouldn't cost any more than 20 bucks at most at this point.

Hell, I'm pretty sure I paid only 5 bucks for it, and that was 4 years ago.

>no jump button

The old PC version was and still is stuck behind GFWL

And like pottery, Gearbox spent all their Borderlands money, which was probably a pretty significant amount, on Battleborn.

I don't really care that much about Denuvo but I don't wanna give money to Gearbox. Also, 40 fucking euros for a 6 year old game? Are they mad?

As Yahtzee once put it, 2K took the devs from Painkiller and beat the fuck out of them until they conformed to the gameplay standards the big masses wanted and removed everything that was fun from Painkiller Black.

The game is shit, and this re-release is even shittier and an insult to Duke Nukem.

Why? It's the same garbage you have to play on any platform. If you should feel sorry for anything it's mainstream gaming. At least on PC you have the non-mainstream scene with autism simulators and porn. So even if most of the typical games are console trash or mainstream indie garbage, you still have that.

Console ports that run at more than 30 fps and 900p.
I have a PS4 and a gaming PC and i touch it like once per month for that one exclusive.

Evrithing else i play on PC.

I acualy feel sorry that you are forced to play almost everything at sub standard FPS and Resolutions even the exclusives you like to bring up.

While i get Definitive versions of games on PC at the cost of not having those few exclusive which in the end i can play regardless because i payed 300$ for an extra gaming machine just in case of exclusives.

>rely on a few decent review sites (or just do the opposite of what Sup Forums says)

>pirate anything that seems remotely interesting

Gosh, this sure is hard

Nope. Battleborn was financed by 2K. Gearbox is spending their own money on buying cheap IP like Duke Nukem, Homeworld and Bulletstorm and then re-releasing them.

If it makes you feel any better, between the failures of Colonial Marines and Battleborn they will probably find it difficult getting a publisher to hand them $50 million to make a big budget game again.

>clip

>deadly kills

>clip
epic meme Randy

>shit game

how dare you

Not gonna lie, when this goes on sale for 5 bucks in 6 months I'll probably pick it up. I've wanted to play the original Bulletstorm for some time now, but the lack of options was pretty shitty. If Gearbox was even a quarter of quality they claim to be they'd address this lack of options. The duke Nukem thing will be a seperate DLC so it's not like the raping of the IP will be grafted onto the game.

or you could torrent the old game you fucking retard

It's sad that the only thing PCgamers have now is their previous FPS and resolution.

Remember when Sup Forums used to say that gameplay>graphics. Unfortunately the PC gamer's mindset seems to be the exact opposite of that now seeing as how all they have are console ports, toasterware, indieshits, and maybe one decent RTS every five years.

I have a PS4, WiiU, and gaming PC. I only use my PC to torrent and pirate retro games now. There is nothing currently on the PC worth playing. I don't care about superior FPS or resolution. I care more about having a physical copy of the game on the console it is meant to be played on seeing how most of the ports don't get into PC until a couple months after and most often run like complete shit.

Isn't this what everybody does? Play mostly shitty multi plats on their pc and the exclusives on console.
The only pc game I've played this year is nier automata while nioh, persona 5, botw, and gravity rush 2 were all console games.

It had great direction and humor.

swear those developers are more and more shameless

you can.

I specifically mentioned how the old game had a lack of options. Stuff like idunno auto aim and graphics and shit? So the old game wouldn't really cut it for me.

>bulletstorm
>shit

wow, its like newfriends arent even trying anymore


that aside i have no idea how gearbox thinks this shit is worth 60 bucks

Unless they recently changed something you can only use exclude for the recommended games list, nothing else.

Its not like toasterware is bad when it comes to old games like DOOM or Deus Ex, but PC gaming now in terms of quality just doesnt compare to back then.


They made a collectors edition only available on G2A, I think its a race to the bottom now.

I'll take the max-settings version of multiplats I like + best MP servers and modding/mapping capabilities over a few Youtube-able movies.

Review sites focus mostly on Console stuff, which is really easy to find on their stores anyway, and almost every PC game that gets coverage is just some streamer-bait bullshit designed to be a Goat Simulator or Slender-man wannabe.

Yeah, compared to how insanely simple it is for console games, PC gaming is needlessly obtuse, for ultimately what amounts to a minor improvement most of the time.

Very rarely do I ever feel I actually get the most out of my Titan X. I think Watch Dogs 2 was the last time I felt I definitely got a visual and performance benefit.

I guess that's on me for overspending on a GPU when there's nothing really out there to take advantage of it.

>full clip

>can't even fucking jump: the game

It makes me so fucking angry. None of the guns in that game use clips

>BulletStorm: Full Price Edition

It's a genuinely good FPS to play and every contrarian faggot who claims otherwise because of a shit publisher who has dick to do with it is a moron.

The full price is some Nintendo tier remaster jew tactic.

non-/k/ fag here, what's wrong with full clip?

genuine question

A clip is what you see in, for example, the K98 and Mosin Nagant
A magazine is what idiots mean when they say clip

>full clip
>clip
He lurks /k/ doesn't he.

Bulletstorm is fun as fuck though. One of the funnest shooters I've ever played.

I'm pretty sure he got it from Sup Forums or reddit's Sup Forums
everyone knows about clips you fucking idiot

yes
they fucking added denuvo

none of the guns use clips in the game from what i remember, played it like 6 years ago

Does it have multiplayer competitive modes now?

You forgot
>partner with scum of the earth g2a so you can squeeze any money out of it

Gearbox are trying their hardest not to die. Do your part in making sure their demise is swift.

>expecting logic in a game with a quad barrel shotgun

Osiris New Dawn is fun, albeit early access I've spent a good amount of time with friends in it. It's like ark, IN SPACE which I find way more comfy

It's not just polygon count and whatever that PC has, FPS and draw distance are quite important to gameplay.
Also PC has mods.
There's nobody making anything not toasterware exclusive for PC, but gameplay>graphics.

If this doesn't sell well, Gearbox is finally done right?

>I legit feel bad for PCfags, holy shit.

You feel bad for them having the same games as you except more of them, their library going back 30 years, and all them playable at higher quality than you can ever hope for?

...

This is sexier than women

>clip

>game is on PC and PS4
>PC runs it at higher resolution and framerate
>hurr PC only cares about graphics
???? Why would you buy a console just to run the game at 900p/30?

fps is more a part of gameplay than graphics, at least for realtime games

>remaster of a game no one cared about
>$50
>denuvo
>forced Duke cameo
This might legitimately be the most offensive video game of 2017. I don't think anything will ever top Activision adding microtransactions to the CoD4 remaster which was forcibly bundled with Infinite Warfare, but this is pretty close.

its sad cause the game itself is actually pretty fun
so was the multiplayer
not gonna buy it though cause of denuvo, the fact that the money goes to gearbox, and that its literally 50 dollars for something that should be 20 at most
It's like they're trying to make it as unappealing as possible.

It was stupid fun and I will be pirating this version for another playthrough