>Developed in part by Retro Studios with assistance from Nintendo >Successor to DK64 >Playable characters include Donkey, Diddy, Dixie, Cranky, Lanky, Tiny, and Kiddy >The rest (and I mean all) of the Kong cast makes either cameos or recurring appearances >King K Rool and the Kremlings are back as the villains. >KRool, this time around sporting some sort of evil CEO type costume, buys out DK Island to erect a "Kremling Kreation Facility". >Animal buddies are back. All of them with one or two exceptions are rideable and function in different ways based on which Kong is riding. For example, Dixie Kong riding Espresso will allow them to leap rediculously high into the air, while Kranky Kong is able to whack Espresso with his cane to get a burst of speed. Every combination of Kong and Buddy does something different so it's worth trying out all the combinations. >While trying to be more streamlined than DK64, Nintendo and Retro hope to bring back the familiar feeling of collecting and exploring DK Island >Launching alongside series 1 of a new DK line of amiibo >2018
That's all. See you guys at E3.
Luis Evans
That's bullshit, but I'll believe it.
Jordan Williams
>playable cranky and kiddy i don't believe it
Bentley Hill
I'd buy it. Would David Wise do soundtrack?
Isaac Ramirez
They should rename it "Kremlin Katasrophe" and make it about a shitty orange monkey taking orders from a scheming Russian.
Wyatt Barnes
>>Successor to DK64
Bentley Fisher
>The rest (and I mean all) of the Kong cast makes either cameos or recurring appearances
All of them, you say?
Justin Myers
>being THAT kid
Jeremiah Miller
IN b4 Bluster Musical Bossfight
Aaron Cook
Where does it fit on the timeline?
Landon Anderson
>trying to be more streamlined >more fucking characters AND mix and maxing bullshit No
Aaron Wright
>DKKK
hmmmmmm
Jackson Butler
fucking kek
Asher Robinson
I came to this thread for more of this and I'm pretty disappointed
Adam Sanders
I know this is fake but damn if my little weiner ain't engorged with blood
Hunter Clark
Kept you waiting, didn't I?
Ethan Perez
Fuck off OP
I want HE posting back.
Landon Bennett
I've never found the Kong ladies arousing, at all. until I saw the fan art.
Nolan Cook
>brings back the whole crew from DK64 except Chunky
Nah that's where you blew it.
Gavin Powell
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Landon Ramirez
Textbook example of artificial fun. The map design is created in such a way that you're backtracking and aimlessly wandering collecting things until you figure out what to do and when you find the new powerup or ability that allows you to reach the next collectable creates the illusion of progression and fun when in reality there's neither.
Evan Ortiz
How can such new copypasta be so stale? INB4 >artificial fun
Bentley Ward
Someone posted this as fan fiction yesterday in the DK64 thread. Fuck off.
Henry Taylor
You are mixing up Dixie and Tiny
Levi Watson
nobody wants this
Mason Diaz
>draw a fat woman >call it a monkey
Thomas Rodriguez
Retro said they're done with Donkey Kong.
Monster Games might be put in charge of the series next.
Benjamin Sullivan
It's not artificial fun if I'm literally having fun.
Artificial fun doesn't exist my friend, it's just fun
Christian Rodriguez
Nice attempt, and I personally want it but no
The current hiatus Retro is in is longer than any of their projects
It's more realistic to assume it's a new IP, especially with Reggie saying they have more new IP's to show
Christopher Morales
Why would it not mean they're going for a bigger project, like a huge 3D platformer?
I don't think the bigger hiatus means new IP at all
Bentley Powell
I want to believe.
John Morgan
It's Metroid.
The past couple months Retro has been tweeting pictures of prime steak and prime rib
