YOOKA LAYLEE GETTING DAY 1 PATCH FIXING ALL ITS PROBLEMS

YOOKA LAYLEE GETTING DAY 1 PATCH FIXING ALL ITS PROBLEMS

gamespot.com/articles/yooka-laylee-day-one-update-detailed-heres-what-it/1100-6449209/

Where were you when 3D platformers were saved?

did they patch in Jon?

No, they patched him out

>Game comes out
>Runs fairly well on PC, platform ports run like absolute ass
>they HAD to have a day 1 patch
>Where were you when 3D platformers were saved?

If this is how people think nowadays, it really stimulates the neurons.

Is Jon a problem?

>Runs fairly well on PC
Runs perfectly on PC.

has anyone played it?

>jontron removal patch disguised as ""technical issue patch""

No one in the entire world has played Yooka-Laylee.

HOYP

I was posting in the most blatant falseflag thread ever made.

>Release game in nearly unplayable state.
>Release Day One patch that makes it playable, while also removing eceleb voice.
>Anyone wanting to keep eceleb voice can't patch it to a playable state.

The problems it has, outside the design issues you can't fix, are the absolute shit job optimization Team17 did

If you have the PC version, there's nothing to fix

the camera also gets fixed apparently

>Day 1 patches and adjustments are now a norm in almost any and every game
>even fucking Indie games and kikestarted shit.

You guys caused this.

Outside of performance, there are a few bugs and glitches that are being patched.

I don't mind as long as the game works fine on release date.

THE PAGIES

>Where were you when 3D platformers were saved?
this game isn't gonna bring back 3d platformers they're gonna stay dead

This just in, all games with day one patches are garbage according to anonymous

Not even the developers :^)

But the patch notes only say performance improvements for certain parts.

That's because the game runs at 60 fps, which drops in those certain parts.

>Day 1 patch is going to fix shitty level design
Sure :^)

Well, I'd blame the fact that people hate delays more than actually fixing the game but hey, you're not wrong.

>Where were you when 3D platformers were saved?

I was playing Super Mario Odyssey and not this shovelware shit

We're in the same camp friend, but Mario Odyssey is a Novembre 2018 release and you know it

Dont the consoles run it at 30fps?

>this just in games used to be fully functional on release without a day 1 patch that probably doesn't fix everything.

That is not even fucking true.

I'm sure people on PC will be able to mod JonTron back in if the wanted to after patch

CPY repack fucking when

You guys what if the Switch version is the ultimate version

>Where were you when 3D platformers were saved?
But Mario has literally carried the genre since Galaxy

Too late. Yooka Laylee is dead just like a bunch of anons on Sup Forums said it is. Just look at these reviews. This game will NEVER recover!

It's better than having a broken game
You don't quality test a game in 2 days

the worlds still have no content and as a matter of fact the game now has just a little bit less

truly, platforming genre has been saved by furfaggotry

>Posts a good score and a majority of good reviews
>the only negative one comes from a fat memelord with crooked eyes

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nigger the game went gold months ago they had time to fix shit

I think he was being sarcastic user

i would play the game only if i can patch all the voices into Jon's. from what i seen online, i don't like the new banjobabble.

Wow I didn't even read his posts. This time I'M the retard

Dont act like youve played the game or had any interest in the first place.

They're adding a fun game to this game? I highly doubt it. It looks soulless and what the fuck are Yooka and Laylee's character supposed to be?

A chameleon and a bat

What's up with that?

Unrecognizable animal/reptile, the only kind that is safe in this perpetually butthurt hellscape.

furry porn is the only thing it can save this mess

>used to be
Fucking when?

I have. The game has all the strength and weaknesses of a Rare platformer. The "bigger is better" game philosophy hurts it the most. The worlds are way bigger than they need to be. Otherwise, it is fun. I'm enjoying the puzzle-solving, humor, and music.

It's just disappointing that the former Rare devs didn't evolve the collect-a-thon formula beyond the 1st Banjo-Kazooie. Imagine if future 3D Mario games had stagnated by reusing the Mario 64 template, instead of evolving to the greatness of Mario Galaxy.

So what's the deal with a day one patch anyways? Is it that they already shipped everything as a buggy mess and are using the meantime to fix it?

>they had time to fix shit
Yes? That's why there is a day one patch you fucking idiot.

NONE OF YOU HAVE EVEN PLAYED THE GAME!!!

HOW CAN YOU ALL UNANIMOUSLY CALL IT SHIT?

It's a kikestarted game. If they changed anything people would drown them in "THIS IS NOT HOW BANJO WAS" shitstorm.

and a Snake in a hat!

still waiting on my update patch for smb1 2 3 and world....oh wait...

insta 10/10

Does it fix the abhorrent camera problems?

Hivemind. They all go with the negative opinion and roll with it. Notice how therea always BIG threads about X thing failing and Sup Forums geta excited. Threads about X thing succeding get shunned, called shills when they (rarely) pop up

-10/10*

>FIXING ALL ITS PROBLEMS
Did they put Jon back in then?

Jon was a problem that they fixed.

They fixed by putting him back into the game?

Galaxy sucks. It's too linear.

No, Jon is in the base game, the patch removes him

Yeah but this patch fix this by putting him back in?

No. He's never getting back in, deal with it you pathetic fanboy.

>Everyone who doesn't think what I think is a fanboy
Is this tumblr?

>this buttmad

God damn you guys that exchange made me dizzy wizzy livin breezy

Diablo 2 had a day one patch.

>Sup Forums will NEVER EVER stop crying about their favorite eceleb getting BTFO

Seeing how he's focused on "fixing" the game by putting Jon back instead of fixing more critical issues like the broken ass camera, I think I'm pretty on mark by calling him a fanboy.

Thank TORtanic for attracting shitters that only browse and post to call everything bad.

It's difficult to imagine that anyone else but a fanboy would be upset that they can't hear Jontron go "muhmuh muh moomuhmuh".
Seriously, justify your concern.

>Everyone posting on anonymous image boards are serious
>Everyone who doesn't think what I think is upset

>he's still posting

But user! It represents censorship! First amendment! FREE SPEECH!!! Free speech is a law that Playtonic is breaking which forces them to use Jontron in their game. They don't have a choice because that's 100% how free speech works.

>He's still posting

>He's still posting

... I'm not really a zombie fanboy! I was just twolling!!!

>Everyone who doesn't think what I think is upset
Maybe "upset" was the wrong term to use. So forget I said that. However, you do appear to be concerned enough to deem Jontron's removal as a problem. So please, justify your concern.

They could just change one pixel from the original release while leaving all the bugs and shit from it and autists would still scream and shout about how the game is ruined and the experience is different...jesus christ the 3ds version is fine...it is the same experience

It already has an ultimate version
N64 NTSC

>look at these reviews, game will never recover

Yah. Just look at them.

DIfferent save system (the foundation of the original), different boss battles, different ice arrow mechanics, different physics for most masks , with some mechanics changed (zora swimming almost entirely different).
But yeah pretty much the same lmao.

Saw a few posts about it at www.f4gnews.com

If you take out the jumboquisition's outlier score, the average becomes like 76.

That is: a decent (but not perfect) game with niche appeal. Which is what the Kickstarter promised.

>He's still posting
... I'm not really a video game journalist from kotaku! I was just hate jontron!
I have pretty much no clue about any of it but I heard Jon Tron was removed because "muh politix". That's problem enough for me to shitpost about. I'm not a polfag but if you think getting triggered about everything is the right thing to do then you're the problem.

>hes still posting

Jontron ruined any chance of having a normal discussion here on Sup Forums, what a shame.

Literally you right now.
Now I understand why the other poster is giving you the green shoulder. You're not even worth responding to, since you don't have an understanding of the situation, nor the humility to ask questions. You really are simply shitposting.

>all those things that need to be patched
>none of the reviewers rating the game 80 to 90 mentioned them or let the score be affected by them

really gets the old almonds activating

THANKS FOR THE BETA TESTING, KEKS
t. Proud Switch owner

good night white pride

>t. retard who didn't actually read any of the reviews

>He's still posting
>You're not even worth responding to
>Responds to me anyway
>He actually thought I was PRETENDING to be retarded
Does this make you upset?

>he's still posting

no, can you believe that with all the Sup Forumstards bitching about it, he actually is in t he game that's shipping out next week? seriously

Reviewers have reported it ran fine on PC

>If you take out the only review that covers it's actual issues
>It's decent
Jim's full of himself but if a pc game has fucking stuttering, camera and framerate issues it's trash.